Behavior quotes

“- Tommy Nowak: You just have to play that little-girl-lost routine, don't you.
- Lou Ann McGuinn: I'm still feminine. I'm a Cosmo fighter.
- Tommy Nowak: Obviously a hardened criminal. I can tell by your kewpie-doll lips.”
Clint Eastwood - Tommy Nowak
Bernadette Peters - Lou Ann McGuinn

“- Jeff Kohlver: You're getting yourself in terrible trouble. If you cut me in any way, you won't forget it. It changes you when you hurt somebody.
- Hayley Stark: Oh, and you speak from experience, I guess.
- Jeff Kohlver: I've just lived. Unlike you. The things you do wrong, they haunt you.”
Patrick Wilson - Jeff Kohlver
Ellen Page - Hayley Stark

“Honey, could you hustle us up a couple of daiquiris and a cocktail weenie? On second thought, just bring the booze, I brought my own weenie. Oh, she's offended. And she should be. I'm a pig. And I hate me. That's what we have in common, nurse Rached. We both hate me.”

John Goodman - Harling Mays

“It's no business of ours what Mrs. Rose decides to do with her life but she can no longer behave like this and be dressed by the House of Woodcock.”
Vicky Krieps - Alma

“- Buddy: Did she run off and leave you?
- Ray: No.
- Buddy: Well, give it time.
- Ray: Is that what she did to you?
- Buddy: She did things to me I can't even pronounce.”

William Shockley - Buddy
James Spader - Ray

“- Compulsive Dog: He threw the ball! Oh, he threw the ball! I'll get it! I'll get it! I love you! I love you! You threw the ball!
- Rodney: You can't save them all, Hasselhoff.”

Gilbert Gottfried - Compulsive Dog
Chris Rock - Rodney

“You got that slap 'cause you with him and I know you part of whatever badness he into. You got some explainin' to do in the morning, Mr. Gentleman. Now you think on that!”

Irma P. Hall - Bertha "Mama" Davidson

“You can't freeze people like hamburger.”
Michael Beach - Dr. David Arrington

“Michael, can you please pretend you have a life for just one moment?”
Heather Matarazzo - Lilly Moscovitz

“- Todd: You're a terrible father. You let me eat cake and lollipops for breakfast every day.
- Donny: That's what you asked for!
- Todd: You are supposed to say no!”
Andy Samberg - Todd
Adam Sandler - Donny

“- Sean Dawkins: Look, I know we just got all this religion, but I got a serious question I need to ask you and I need a serious answer, swear to god?
- Gordie Boggs: Swear to god.
- Sean Dawkins: How many times did you fart in that van?
- Gordie Boggs: Wasn't me man, swear to god.
- Sean Dawkins: Me either, swear to god.
- Gordie Boggs: Oh my...” (continue)(continue reading)
Scott Caan - Sean Dawkins
David Arquette - Gordie Boggs

“Because of your actions, this ancient power has returned.”

“You ruin everything! Every time I bring a man home you spoil it! You know what your shrink says? You're just trying to get a little attention!”

Brooke Bundy - Elaine Parker

“- Matt: You're crazy, Walsh.
- Kyle: Crazy isn't what it used to be.”
Sullivan Stapleton - Matt
Chaney Kley - Kyle

“- Junior Healy: Dad, hockey is a dangerous sport.
- Ben Healy: No, it's not about hockey. It's about the way you treat other people.
- Junior Healy: I did nothing to Blade and those other guys that they wouldn't have done to me... except they couldn't have done it with as much style!”

Justin Chapman - Junior Healy
William Katt - Ben Healy

“- Lynne Margulies: You just pretend to be an asshole.
- Andy Kaufman: It's what I'm good at.”
Courtney Love - Lynne Margulies
Jim Carrey - Andy Kaufman

“He's never spoken a word in his life and he doesn't like being around people. There's some institute that wants to come and take him away, but Mrs. Sherman says he's better off with his uncle. He's in my class at school. Mrs. Sherman, she used to teach those kinds of kids. She thinks that maybe being around normal people will help him, or...” (continue)(continue reading)

Lucy Deakins - Milly

“I know a thing or two about predatory behavior, and what once was a legitimate intelligence agency is now being used on weaker governments.”

Timothy Hutton - Christopher Boyce

“Any of my indiscretions were with people, not actresses.”
Darryl Francis Zanuck

“Garbo's temperament reflected the rain and gloom of the long dark Swedish winters.”
Lillian Gish On Greta Garbo

“- Virginia Brush: That'll show them we're good girls and they can't trifle with us.
- Amy Lind: For goodness sakes, what did we come here for if not to be trifled with?”

Rita Hayworth - Virginia Brush
Olivia Mary de Beauvoir de Havilland - Amy Lind

“- Dr. John Lanyon: You told me you became that monster tonight not of your own accord. It will happen again.
- Dr. Henry Jekyll: It never will. I'm sure of it. I'll conquer it!
- Dr. John Lanyon: Too late. You cannot conquer it. It has conquered you!”

Holmes Herbert - Dr. John Lanyon
Fredric March - Dr. Henry Jekyll

“- Paulette: Did you lose your other wives this way?
- Charlie Chaplin: I think so. But you'd have to ask them.”
Diane Lane - Paulette Goddard
Robert Downey Jr. - Charles Spencer Chaplin

“I'm not gonna stand for any of your bullshit this time, Charles. The last three years have been very peaceful here without you, so you act like an adult or you're out on your ass, understand?”

Kathleen Doyle - Mrs. Ryan

“You can't show some far off idyllic conception of behavior if you want the kids to come and see the picture.”
James Dean