Behavior quotes

“What is it with you, Knotcher? Can't you make it through a day without proving what an asshole you are?”

Jason Gedrick - Doug Masters

“- Lil: That's Rachel, you can learn a lot from her.
- Violet Sanford: She just cut some guy's ponytail off.
- Lil: Yeah, the court ordered her to take anger-management classes after she pummeled a customer for grabbin' her ass. He pressed charges, I gave her a raise.”
Maria Bello - Lil
Piper Perabo - Violet Sanford

“- Mollie Malloy: Aren't they inhuman?
- Hildy Johnson: I know. They're newspapermen.
- Mollie Malloy: All they've been doing is lying. All they've been doing is writing lies. Why won't they listen to me?”
Helen Mack - Mollie Malloy
Rosalind Russell - Hildy Johnson

“- Beast: [pounds on Belle's door yelling] I thought I told you to come down to dinner!
- Belle: I'm not hungry!
- Beast: You'll come out, or I'll... I'll... I'll break down the door!
- Lumiere: Master, I could be wrong, but that might not be the best way to win the girl's affections.”
Robby Benson - Beast
Paige O'Hara - Belle
Jerry Orbach - Lumiere

“You're an animal. A dog. All you understand is the fist and boot.”
Brad Pitt - Wardaddy

“- Drew Halbert: That's not what I would've done. If someone tried to kill me I wouldn't have saved him. I would've bit his butt.
- Jesse: Maybe he's smarter than we are.
- Randolph Johnson: Or more human.”

Annie Corley - Drew Halbert
Jason James Richter - Jesse
August Schellenberg - Randolph Johnson

“- Martha: This morning I caught Stokely dealing with the maid as a sex object. Of course, for her own protection, I had to let her go.
- Dr. Leonard Miller: You were reaffirming her selfhood, without denying your own power perimeters.
- Martha: Exactly.
- Dr. Leonard Miller: Good girl. Now as far as Stokely's concerned, it's just a question of...” (continue)(continue reading)
Sally Kellerman - Martha
Peter Bonerz - Leonard
Anthony Battaglia - Stokely

“This is me taking control from Sloan, from the fraternity, from Janice from billing reports, from ergonomic keyboards, from cheating girlfriends and sack a shit best friends. This is me taking back control of my life.”
James McAvoy - Wesley

“- Gary Brown: Where did you get your bedside manner? College?
- Chuck Sundberg: No, I was an English major. My medical degree is from Vietnam.”
Richard Thomas - Gary Brown
Bill Geisslinger - Chuck Sundberg

- Sydney: Are you required to flirt, to behave as you do toward that table of men over there? Maybe... it's some part of your job?
- Clementine: They don't say to do it.
- Sydney: But if you don't?
- Clementine: Then I get questioned, like: "Why were so rude to them?" and, I mean, I can't talk back.

Philip Baker Hall - Sydney
Gwyneth Paltrow - Clementine

“- Cale: Is my credit score on there?
- Finnerty: Yes, and you should be ashamed of yourself.”
Channing Tatum - Cale
Maggie Gyllenhaal - Finnerty

“She was only technically a girl, she acted like a woman. It's just so easy to blame a kid. Just because a girl knows how to imitate a woman does not mean she's ready to do what a woman does.”
Ellen Page - Hayley Stark

“- John Moss: Don't eat like me, don't sit like me, and do not smoke like me! I'm trying to quit, anyway.
- Nick Lang: Me too.
- John Moss: And don't quit like me, either!”
James Woods - John Moss
Michael J. Fox - Nick Lang

Why is it that adults aren't supposed to go mad about anything? You got to keep a lid on it. And if you don't then people are apparently entitled to say what they like. "You haven't grown up. You're a moron. Your conversation is trivial and boorish. You can't express your emotional needs. You can't relate to your children". And you die, lonely... (continue)(continue reading)
Colin Firth - Paul Ashworth

“- Betsy: If I'm gonna forgive Bubba you can forgive Jim. Compared to Bubba Jim's a saint.
- Christine Ramsey: Compared to Bubba anybody's a saint.”
Kathleen Wilhoite - Betsy
Phoebe Cates - Christine

You guys... you guys are all the same! The doctors at the hospital, you... it's always what I'm going to do for you. And then you screw up, and it's, "Ah, we did the best that we could, I'm dreadfully sorry". And people like us live with your mistakes the rest of our lives.
James Handy - Kevin Doneghy

- General Hein: Report any aberrant behavior in Dr. Ross to the Major immediately.
- Grey: "Aberrant behavior", sir?
- General Hein: The woman carries an alien infection. It may be clouding her judgment. They may be manipulating her for their very own purposes.
- Grey: Is the General suggesting Dr. Ross is a spy?
- General Hein: The General is... (continue)(continue reading)
James Woods - General Hein
Alec Baldwin - Captain Gray Edwards

“You carry on the way you're going, you're going to wind up one seriously fucked up individual.”

Bob Hoskins - Bill Nelson

“- Anne Osborne: You're a cop, for God's sake, you're supposed to uphold the law, but instead you bend it and twist it and sell it. I saw you take that bribe and resist arrest and tamper with evidence and perjure yourself under oath.
- Remy McSwain: Don't forget I ran a red light too, huh.
- Anne Osborne: You still think it's funny, don't you?...” (continue)(continue reading)
Ellen Barkin - Anne Osborne
Dennis Quaid - Remy McSwain

“- Henry Gatewood: What do you do?
- Ringo: I mind my own business. You oughta try it some time.
- Henry Gatewood: Why?
- Ringo: It's not near as dangerous as the way you're livin' now.”
Anthony Franciosa - Henry Gatewood - Tonto Banker
Kris Kristofferson - Ringo

“You were bitten by a chuckwalla. That shouldn't have happened. It's a reptile of peace. I have a theory. This isn't the first time that nature's lashed out at you like this. I believe it's because your life is fundamentally at odds with the natural world. Therefore, nature rejects you.”

Bradley Cooper - Demo

“- Mort: She's cute how could I meet her?
- Eli: By getting into an actual conversation with her, not by having an objective of trying to hit on her or pick her up, but just go around, behave nicely, talk to her, show an interest in her, if you genuinely have one, and behave normally.”
Martin Harvey Friedberg - Mort
Michael Emil - Eli

- Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram: Jews want their rabbis to be the kind of Jews they don't have the time to be.
- Father Brian Kilkenney Finn: Yeah, and Catholics want their priests to be the kind of Catholics they don't have the discipline to be.
Ben Stiller - Rabbi Jake Schram
Edward Norton - Father Brian Finn

“- Jeff Kohlver: I'm a decent guy. Ask anyone. Go ahead. Ask these models.
- Hayley Stark: Of course they will. You're not an idiot. You don't piss where you live. Those girls were your work, and I, on the other hand, was your play.”
Patrick Wilson - Jeff Kohlver
Ellen Page - Hayley Stark

“- Chief Halliwell: Cobretti, do know you have an attitude problem?
- Lieutenant Marion 'Cobra' Cobretti: Yeah, but it's just a little one!”
Val Avery - Chief Halliwell
Sylvester Stallone - Lieutenant Marion 'Cobra' Cobretti