Brain quotes

“God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.”

Robin Williams

“The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.”
George Jessel

“Do you know why she’s still alive? Because zombies eat brains, and she ain’t got any!”

Woody Harrelson - Tallahassee

“- Gus: Clark, could you not pick your nose in front of me?
- Clark: I'm not picking, I'm scratching.
- Gus: Scratching what? Your brain?
- Clark: Yeah, 'cause it's huge.”
Rob Schneider - Gus
Jon Heder - Clark

“It's amazing that brain can generate enough power to keep those legs moving.”

Gene Hackman - Lex Luthor

“Impulse. Response. Fluid. Imperfect. Patterned. Chaotic.”

Oscar Isaac - Nathan

“- Slick: I'm not going to bullshit you Pete. He ain't no brain surgeon all right. He took the SAT recently and scored a 520 out of a possible 1600.
- Pete Bell: 520? You get 400 for just spelling your name correctly.
- Slick: That's it, he messed up on his name.”

Cylk Cozart - Slick
Nick Nolte - Pete Bell

“Researchers found that after spending time in Antarctica, German scientists’ hippocampi shrunk by 7%. Can you imagine?”
Keir Gilchrist - Sam Gardner

“Dancing and other aerobics are supposed to be good for the hippocampus.”
Keir Gilchrist - Sam Gardner

“Crossword puzzles are fun. I would do them even if they weren’t good for my hippocampus.”
Keir Gilchrist - Sam Gardner

“Alcohol is for people who can afford to lose some brain cells.”

Charlie Sheen - Charlie Harper

“Here are the facts: When the smoke hits the brain, the cells start dying. This process causes impaired judgment and hallucinations and a lot of other wonderful things.”

Danny Masterson - Steven Hyde

“Our brains so hate the idea of losing something that's valuable to us that we abandon all rational thought, and we make some really poor decisions.”
Constance Wu - Rachel Chu

“Amy Abbott-What?
Ephram Brown-You're talking faster than my brain processes language.”

Gregory Smith - Ephram Brown
Emily VanCamp - Amy Abbott

“Cocaine hijacks the pleasure centers in the brain. A rat will choose cocaine over food and water. It would choose cocaine over sleep, over sex, over life itself. The human brain isn’t quite the same as a rodent’s unless we’re talking about cocaine.”
Boyd Holbrook - Steve Murphy

“Homer's Brain-Don't you get it? You've got to use reverse psychology.
Homer-That sounds too complicated.
Homer's Brain-OK, don't use reverse psychology.
Homer-All right, I will!”
Dan Castellaneta - Homer Simpson

“The fact is, I couldn't sleep last night, so I took some Ambien. You ever take that stuff? It turns your brains into oatmeal.”
Louis Price - Cornwallis Hankey

“They say the brain works faster as it is dying. As if the outside world is moving in slow motion.”
Rolf Lassgård - Ove

“You know the sound that a fork makes in the garbage disposal? That’s the sound that my brain makes all the time.”
William Jackson Harper - Chidi Anagonye

“I don’t know why my body is so intent on sabotaging my brain when my brain is perfectly capable of sabotaging itself.”
Marielle Heller - Alma Wheatley

“Sheldon doesn’t know when he’s being mean because the part of his brain that should know is getting a wedgie from the rest of his brain.”
Melissa Rauch - Bernadette Rostenkowski

“I know the real reason you never made progress with that idea. You thought of it September 22nd, 2007. Two days later, Penny moved in and so much blood rushed to your genitals, your brain became a ghost town.”
Jim Parsons - Sheldon Cooper

“A bit of morning cocaine always helps the brain.”
John C. Reilly - Dr. Watson

“We English have sex on the brain. Not the best place for it, actually.”
Laurence Harvey

“- Dr. Dyson Ido: Have a look at your original cyber core. This your brain. A normal, healthy teenage girl’s brain. If there is such a thing. But this is your heart. Heart of your original core. Powered by an anti-matter micro reactor.
- Alita: So I’ve got a strong heart.
- Dr. Dyson Ido: You have a heart strong enough to power all of Iron...” (continue)(continue reading)
Christoph Waltz - Dr. Dyson Ido
Rosa Salazar - Alita