Cold quotes

“Let me be the first to tell you, drinking alcohol is the worst thing to do in cold weather. Hot soup is the best because the process of digesting food helps to warm you up.”
Morgan Freeman

“- Rozalin Focker: See that's Greg getting circumcised.
- Bernie Focker: We had the ceremony at my parents' house. There was a cold snap and the heat conked out. Tell it.
- Rozalin Focker: The heater conked out. No matter how hard he tried, the mohel couldn't coax Greggie's tiny little turtle from it's shell.
- Greg Focker: You know what? Let's...” (continue)(continue reading)

Barbra Streisand - Rozalin Focker
Dustin Hoffman - Bernie Focker
Ben Stiller - Greg Focker

“- Lt. Hans von Witzland: The best thing about the cold is...
- Fritz Reiser: You don't have to worry about sunburn.”

Thomas Kretschmann - Hans von Witzland
Dominique Horwitz - Fritz Reiser

“You probably already know this but the fish in Antarctica are evolutionary wonders. Over 90% have developed an anti-freeze protein in their blood that prevents them from freezing to death in the icy water.”
Keir Gilchrist - Sam Gardner

“Antarctica, an inhospitable wasteland, but even here, on the Earth's frozen bottom, we find life. And not just any life: penguins. Joyous, frolicking, waddling, cute and cuddly life. Look at them, tumbling onto their chubby bum bums. ”
Werner Herzog - Documentary Filmmaker

“Without a family, man, alone in the world, trembles with the cold.”

Joe Mantegna - David Rossi

“You wanted fire? Sorry, Cheryl Bombshell, my specialty is ice.”
Camila Mendes - Veronica Lodge

“Could you close that window? My nipples could cut glass over here.”
Matt LeBlanc - Joey Tribbiani

“- Stuart Goodson: Cold enough for you, Ernesto?
- Ernesto: I'm taking my ass back to Mexico if this cold keeps up!”
Emilio Estevez - Stuart Goodson
Jacob Vargas - Ernesto

“You see, after the game, a lot of guys like to ice up their arm. Still, other fellas think that heat is the way to go. But I have discovered the secret, Henry... hot ice! I heat up... the ice cubes! It's the best of both worlds!”
Daniel Stern - Brickma

“You can feel it. That cold ain't the weather. That's death approaching.”
Ben Foster - The Stranger

“You know what they say: cold hands, warm heart.”
Sandee Currie - Mitchy

“We are one big, happy fleet! Kirk, my old friend, do you know the Klingon proverb that tells us revenge is a dish that is best served cold? It is very cold in space!”
Ricardo Montalban - Khan

“Don't tread water! Grab onto the ice! You'll freeze to death slower than drowning!”
Paul William Walker IV - Jerry Shepard

“- Janice Pettiboe: I can't feel my fingers.
- 'Skank' Marden: You need to rub them on a nice, warm Yuletide log.
- Janice Pettiboe: I beg your pardon?”
Beth Littleford - Janice Pettiboe
Ron Eldard - Skank' Marden

“They say the sea is cold, but the sea contains the hottest blood of all.”
William Shatner - James T. Kirk

“- Hackett: You call this spring? I'm freezing to death.
- Cochran: Doesn't feel cold to me.
- Hackett: That's because where you come from, twenty below's a heat wave.
- Cochran: At least where I come from, the people aren't colder than the weather. It's a dry cold, not like here. Doesn't feel the same.
- Hackett: Yeah, till your nose drops off....” (continue)(continue reading)
Kenneth Welsh - Hackett
Jeff Daniels - Cochran

“The frost, it sometimes makes the blade stick.
[kills the executioner]”

Russell Crowe - Maximus

“- Ulysses: When I was a soldier, my fingers were frost-bitten. Since then, when I get cold there is a pain.
- Edward Wilson: Maybe you shouldn't live in Russia.”
Oleg Shtefanko - Ulysses
Matt Damon - Edward Wilson

“Two atoms of hydrogen bond with a single atom of oxygen to form H2O, otherwise known as water. Then if all goes well, the temperature drops below freezing, the water crystalizes and a pretty brilliant thing happens.”

Mark Webber - Hal Brandston

“- Cop #1: Please show some mercy!
- Mr. Freeze: Mercy? I'm afraid my condition has left me cold to your pleas of mercy.”
Uzi Gal - Cop #1
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Mr. Freeze

“- Louie Kritski: Obviously it's unusually cold in the building today. Not necessarily due to a malfunction of our boiler.
- Ron Nessim: That piece of shit it totally gone!
- Louie Kritski: You can't prove that.
- Leotha: Prove it? My parakeet is frozen solid. I could crack walnuts with him!”
Joe Pesci - Louie Kritski
Anthony Heald - Ron Nessim
Beatrice Winde - Leotha

“I don't feel the cold. It's my British blood! ”
Olivia Mary de Beauvoir de Havilland

“Sushi. That's what my ex-wife called me: cold fish.”
Harrison Ford - Rick Deckard

“- Kit Latura: This water is 38 degrees. So, the only thing we have to worry about is Hypothermia.
- LaTonya: Hypo-what?
- Sarah Crighton: Hypothermia. It's when your body loses heat and shuts down. When your body is getting tired, really, you're getting dead. Does that sound fair enough?”

Sylvester Stallone - Kit Latura
Trina McGee - LaTonya
Karen Young - Sarah Crighton