Computer quotes

"Welcome to the world of Pinecone Computers. This model will learn with you, so type your name and press Enter key to begin".

Lenny von Dohlen - Miles Harding

“Some people say we have the frontier of the mind, and they go off and explore the wonderful world of alcohol and drugs, but that's no frontier. It's just another way for us to fool ourselves. And we've created this phony frontier with computers, which allows people to, you know, think they've escaped. A frontier with access fees?”
Chris Cooper - Bob Cody

“Computer. In 20 seconds it does what it used to take me 5 hours on a slide rule.”
Tom Long - Glenn Latham

“- John Sculley: We'd be talking about the most tectonic shift in the status quo since...
- Steve Jobs: ...ever.”

Jeff Daniels - John Sculley
Michael Fassbender - Steve Jobs

“- Steve Wozniak: I'm standing by you because that perfect cube - that does nothing - is about to be the single biggest failure in the history of personal computing.
- Steve Jobs: Tell me something else I don't know.”
Seth Rogen - Steve Wozniak
Michael Fassbender - Steve Jobs

“It's better than real. You're in your computer and I'm in mine. We're connected by memory chips and fiber optics. We're safe here.”
Mélanie Thierry - Bainsley

“Computers rule the world today. And the fellow that can fool the computers, can rule the world himself.”
Robert Vaughn - Ross Webster

“God forbid you actually have to come out of your hole and talk like a real human being. It makes me wonder what you did before computers, detective.”
k.d. lang - Hilary

“- Steve Wozniak: Nobody wants to buy a computer. Nobody!
- Steve Jobs: How can somebody know what they want if they've never even seen it?”
Josh Gad - Steve Wozniak
Ashton Kutcher - Steve Jobs

“- Diggy: Guys, the FBI can track us. The police...
- Jib: No, they can't. Not if you use a Tor browser.”
Kiersey Clemons - Diggy
Tony Revolori - Jib

“I look like a geeky hacker, but I don't know anything about computers.”
Justin Long

“Once you design something to learn, you can't put stipulations on what it learns! Learn this, but don't learn that? He could learn from Adolf Hitler, he could learn from Captain Kangaroo! It's all the same to him!”
Richard Roxburgh - Dr. Keith Orbit

“We have things those computers can never have, like instincts and feelings and moral judgment. You can call me old-fashioned, you can call it whatever you want but I just don't think that in war the action should ever be divorced from the consequences.”
Josh Lucas - Lt. Ben Gannon

“- Frank Navasky: Name me one thing, one, that we've gained from technology.
- Kathleen Kelly: Electricity.
- Frank Navasky: That's one.
[points to Kathleen Kelly's computer]
- Frank Navasky: You think this machine is your friend, but it's not.”
Greg Kinnear - Frank Navasky
Meg Ryan - Kathleen Kelly

“Never underestimate the power of computers.”
Robert Vaughn - Ross Webster

“- Tony: We've got mountains of data, but nowhere near enough computer power to analyze it. Can you help us?
- Jack Hall: Send us what you've got. We'll do our best.”
Robin Wilcock - Tony
Dennis Quaid - Jack Hall

“- Data: I am unlike any lifeform you have encountered before. The codes stored in my neural net cannot be forcibly removed.
- Borg Queen: You are an imperfect being, created by an imperfect being. Finding you weakness is only a matter of time.”
Brent Spiner - Data
Alice Krige - Borg Queen

“You say this gadget of yours is for ordinary people. What on earth would ordinary people want with computers?”

“- Nick Campbell: You know, Google has single-handedly cut into my ability to bullshit.
- Dana: Cramping your style?
- Nick Campbell: Big time.
- Dana: Make you a better person?
- Nick Campbell: Yeah, true. 90% Google, 10% you.”
Owen Wilson - Nick Campbell
Rose Byrne - Dana

“You can make a great product. But you have to convince people that what you're selling is greater. We're not selling computers. We're selling what they can do with a computer.”
Matthew Modine - John Sculley

“All I needed now was a computer. And a ten-year-old kid to teach me how to use it.”
Chevy Chase - Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher

“Mr. President, please stand by while authority for this procedure is confirmed by eye print check. If confirmation is not authenticated within 8 seconds, the base will be sealed. 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Thank you. Presidential authority is confirmed for change of test procedure. Dummy warheads will be replaced by a W-80 thermonuclear device....” (continue)(continue reading)
Amy Irving - Female Computer Eye Scan Voice

“- Stephanie Speck: Number Five, we're gonna be killed!
- Number 5: Disassemble?
- Stephanie Speck: Yes, disassemble all over the place!”
Ally Sheedy - Stephanie Speck
Tim Blaney - Number 5

“- Ad Executive: Mr. Zuckerburg, I'm in charge of security for all computers on the Harvard Network and I can assure you of its sophistication. In fact it was that very level of sophistication that led us to you in less than four hours.
- Mark Zuckerberg: Four hours?
- Ad Executive: Yes sir.
- Mark Zuckerberg: That would be impressive, except if...” (continue)(continue reading)
Aaron Sorkin - Ad Executive
Jesse Eisenberg - Mark Zuckerberg

- Ethan Shaw: No, ARIIA, listen to me, you do not have permission to exceed your authority and act independently. Do you understand?
- ARIIA: The Declaration of Independence states: "Whenever any form of government becomes destructive to it's own ends, it is the right of the People to abolish it".
Shia LaBeouf - Jerry Shaw
Julianne Moore - ARIIA