Computer quotes

“Computers are a bitch.”

Ving Rhames - Luther

“These are pre-programmed computers! They will run forever!”
Caroline Munro - Stella Star

“- Peter Sanderson: Computers, that's the way you got into Randall's Roxford's records... You can get into anything.
- David: Yes I can... Including your mind! I'm in there right now, aren't I, Peter? I'll always be with you no matter how disturbed I get.”
Christopher Lambert - Peter Sanderson
Charles Bailey-Gates - David Willerman

“- James T. Kirk: Well, Bones. Do the new medical facilities meet with your approval?
- Dr. McCoy: They do not. It's like working in a damn computer center.”
William Shatner - James T. Kirk
DeForest Kelley - Dr. McCoy

“- Captain Jamieson: Max, what course are we on?
- Max the Computer: It's a far out course, Captain, deep into the cosmos and heading into infinity. Hey, I like that!
- Captain Jamieson: Why on Earth did they ever make these abusive and emotionally unstable computers?”
Leslie William Nielsen - Capt. Jamieson
Broderick Crawford - Max the Computer

“- Seth Brundle: The teleporter insists on inner pure. I was not pure.
- Veronica Quaife: I don't know what you mean.
- Seth Brundle: A fly got into the transmitter pod with me that first time, when I was alone. The computer got confused - there weren't supposed to be two separate genetic patterns - and it decided to... splice us together. It...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jeff Goldblum - Seth Brundle
Geena Davis - Veronica Quaife