Confusion quotes

“- Virus: You laughin' at me, huh? Huh? You laughin' at me? What am I, a clown? Do I amuse you? I'm what, I'm funny now? Huh? You must be laughin' at me; I don't see anybody else around here!
- Patty: You're mixing your movies, dipshit.”

Mitch Rouse - Virus
Janeane Garofalo - Patty

“Don't stand there gawping! Like you've never seen the hand o' God before!”
Graham Arthur Chapman - General

“- Phillipa Lloyd: You seem fit enough.
- Jack Moniker: Oh, inside, I'm a mess.”
Twiggy - Phillipa Lloyd
Robin Williams - Jack Moniker

“- Peter Kirk: Why should a few million dollars keep me from having the same opportunities as anyone else?
- Marshall: What you said sounds right... but it must be wrong.”
Henry Fonda - Peter Kirk
George Lessey - Marshall

“- Sergeant Simon: How many Marios are there between the two of you?
- Luigi: Three: Mario Mario and Luigi Mario.”
Don Lake - Sergeant Simon
John Leguizamo - Luigi Mario

“- Wendy Torrance: I just wanna go back to my room!
- Jack Torrance: Why?
- Wendy Torrance: Well, I'm very confused, and I just need time to think things over!
Jack Torrance: You've had your whole fucking life to think things over, what good's a few minutes more gonna do you now?”
Shelley Duvall - Wendy Torrance
Jack Nicholson - Jack Torrance

“- Willy: Russia.
- Alfie: Russia?
- Willy: Maine.
- Alfie: Maine? Maine or Russia?
- Willy: I mean it's in Maine... Russia, Maine. It's a kind of a small place in the south-west-north-eastern part of the state, way back there.”

Pamela Adlon - Willy Niceman
Eric Gurry - Alfie

“I just have one question... Who are you, who is she, what the hell is going on here, and can I go back to jail now?”
Paul Rudd - Ant-Man

“- Neo: I suppose the most obvious question is, how can I trust you?
- The Oracle: Bingo. It is a pickle. No doubt about it. The bad news is there's no way if you can really know whether I'm here to help you or not, so it's really up to you. You just have to make up you on damned mind to either accept what I'm going to tell you, or reject it.”
Keanu Reeves - Neo
Gloria Foster - The Oracle

“What do you do when you don't know what to do?”
Reese Witherspoon - Lauren

“This is information retrieval not information dispersal.”
Michael Palin - Jack Lint

“- Booga: That isn't what they want us to think, that way we'll think what they think we might think, but actually...
- T-Saint: Booga.
- Booga: Huh?
- T-Saint: Try not to speak.”
Jeff Kober - Booga
Ice-T - T-Saint

“- Mac MacGuff: I thought you were the kind of girl who knew when to say when.
- Juno MacGuff: I don't know what kind of girl I am.”
J. K. Simmons - Mac MacGuff
Ellen Page - Juno MacGuff

“- Caroline Lane: The woman you thought was a guest on this floor is the maid on this floor. Aren't you Marisa?
- Christopher Marshall: No. Wait, her name is Caroline.
- Caroline Lane: No, Chris, darling, that's my name. She steals clothes, identities...
- Christopher Marshall: What the hell's happening here?”

Natasha Richardson - Caroline Lane
Ralph Fiennes - Christopher Marshall

“My head is spinning like a dreidel in a sandstorm.”
Leslie William Nielsen - Ryan Harrison

“There's more at stake here than our lives or the lives of those around us. When the world... when the world finds out what you can do, it's gonna change everything; our... our beliefs, our notions of what it means to be human... everything.”
Kevin Costner - Jonathan Kent

“It's no wonder you can never get a date - sexual confusion.”

María Barranco - Carmen

- Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram: I mean, she's like your sister!
- Father Brian Kilkenney Finn: Thank you for adding new depth to my confusion.

Ben Stiller - Rabbi Jake Schram
Edward Norton - Father Brian Finn

“- Gary Johnston: Ok, a limousine that can fly. Now I have seen everything.
- Spottswoode: Really? Have you seen a man eat his own head?
- Gary Johnston: No.
- Spottswoode: So then, you haven't seen everything.”
Trey Parker - Gary Johnston
Daran Norris - Spottswoode

“I'm seeing things! I swear to God, everywhere I look I'm seeing tits and ass. When I came in here, I swear to God, I thought I saw you kissing a nun. Oh, my God! You were kissing a nun!”

Josh Hartnett - Matt

“- Ex-Wife #2: Antoine? He told me his name was Luther!
- Rasputia: Who is that ho?
- Ex-Wife #3: Luther? He told me he was gay!
- Deion Hughes: No, no, no. Y'all got me confused with my gay twin brother, Antoine Luther.”
Sara Sanderson - Ex-Wife
Eddie Murphy - Rasputia
Smith Cho - Ex-Wife
Cuba Gooding Jr. - Deion Hughes

“I tried to stand up and fly straight, but it wasn't easy with that sumbitch Reagan in the White House. I dunno. They say he's a decent man, so maybe his advisors are confused.”
Nicolas Cage - H.I. McDunnough

“Janie's a pretty typical teenager. Angry, insecure, confused. I wish I could tell her that's all going to pass, but I don't want to lie to her.”
Kevin Spacey - Lester Burnham

“I didn't sleep a wink last night. Do you know what it's like to hear birds singing at dawn, after you've just spend the whole night crying...? Don't you know this is killing me? Have you any idea what it's like... to have you come in here every day, and not be able to talk normally to you, or show how I feel about you, or speak to anybody else...” (continue)(continue reading)

Margot Kidder - Lois Lane

“- John Spartan: I'm happy that you're happy, but the place where you're supposed to have the toilet paper, you've got this little shelf with three seashells on it.
- Erwin: He doesn't know how to use the three seashells!
[Erwin laughs, then calms down]
- Erwin: I can see how that could be confusing.”

Sylvester Stallone - John Spartan
Rob Schneider - Erwin