Confusion quotes

“- Helen Eden: Objection! Mr. Baylor is purposely trying to confuse the witness.
- Arthur Baylor: I am not trying to confuse the witness; the witness has been trying to confuse this court!”

Wendy Crewson - Helen Eden
James Earl Jones - Arthur Baylor

“Let's kick some names and take some ass!”
Allen Covert - Walter

- Inspector Gadget: Why would you do this?
- Dr. Claw: I'll tell you why. To make techno-warriors that never get tired, never get hungry, and never say "no". Every army in the world would be made up of my creations. Imagine the confusion, Gadget, huh? Imagine the perks.
Matthew Broderick - Inspector Gadget
Rupert Everett - Sanford Scolex

“Where the hell is the damn dam tour?”
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“I get involved with a married man who isn't even married!”
Melanie Griffith - Audrey Hankel

“Let's avoid any confusion here! I'm gonna make this very simple for you. You're... you're too young for me. There's nothing between us. Nothing!”

Cary Elwes - Nick Eliot

“- Nemo: Are you all right?
- Dory: I don't know where I am... I don't know what's going on. I think I lost somebody but I, I can't remember... and I can't remember...
- Nemo: It's ok, it's ok. I'm looking for somebody too. Hey, we can look together.”

Alexander Gould - Nemo
Ellen Lee DeGeneres - Dory

“- Miles Logan: Damn. What happened? Did you eat the whole time I was in there? Wait a minute, that's alright. I can adjust, it's the love that counts. I can adjust to a plus size woman, just more cushion for the pushing.
- Shawna: Janiece! Your sad-ass sack of bones is here!
- Miles Logan: I apologize, you're her cousin. Can I buy you some cereal?”

Martin Lawrence - Miles Logan
Octavia Spencer - Shawna

“On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion.”
Timothy 'Speed' Levitch - Timothy 'Speed' Levitch

“Lesson seven: cultivate hatred; it is your greatest asset. Here at home, create a tour that no one can turn up to. Throw the groups name away, and leave a question mark in its place. Create confusion. The Sex Pistols made sure that they failed to turn up at certain venues. Reading false rumours wherever they could.”
Malcolm McLaren - The Embezzler

“- Grace Heke: Why's everything so black, Toot?
- Toot: Don’t know, maybe cos we're all bloody Maoris?”
Mamaengaroa Kerr-Bell - Grace Heke
Shannon Williams - Toot

“- Maxwell Smart: I once knew an agent who went into the Pentagon building in Washington, and was lost for three days!
- Agent 22: Three days? I can't believe anyone could get that confused.
- Maxwell Smart: Well, let me see. I went in on a Tuesday...”
Don Adams - Maxwell Smart
Andrea Howard - Agent 22

“The great thing about MJ is... when you look in her eyes and she's looking back in yours everything feels... not quite normal. Because you feel stronger and weaker at the same time. You feel excited and, at the same time, terrified.”

Tobey Maguire - Spider-Man

“Oh, sorry! I thought you were someone el - oh, it's you. Well, that's okay, then.”

Meg Ryan - Anastasia

“- Clarice Starling: They were screaming.
- Dr. Hannibal Lecter: And you ran away?
- Clarice Starling: No. First I tried to free them. I... I opened the gate to their pen, but they wouldn't run. They just stood there, confused. They wouldn't run.
- Dr. Hannibal Lecter: But you could and you did, didn't you?”

Philip Anthony Hopkins - Clarice Starling
Jodie Foster - Dr. Hannibal Lecter

- Cole Younger: Why the hell aren't we the "Younger-James" gang? I mean we got three Younger brothers and two James brothers.
- Bob Younger: The "Younger-James" gang is confusing. Say we burst into a bank and we go, "We're the Younger-James gang!". People are gonna be thinkin', "The younger James gang? Is there an older James gang? How come we... (continue)(continue reading)
Scott Caan - Cole Younger
Will McCormack - Bob Younger

“- Sasha: Are you all right?
- Anna Bronski: I'm fine.
- Sasha: Then why are you on the floor?
- Anna Bronski: The floor? I'm on the floor? I'm on the floor! Well, get me up.”
James 'Gypsy' Haake - Sasha
Anne Bancroft - Anna Bronski

“- Alfred Kralik: Are you disappointed?
- Klara Novak: Psychologically, I'm very confused... but personally, I don't feel bad at all.”

James Stewart - Alfred Kralik
Margaret Sullavan - Klara Novak

“When you love someone, from Roosevelt to me, you go deaf, dumb and blind.”
Robert Redford - Hubbell

“- Jack Torrance: Mr. Grady, you were the caretaker here.
- Delbert Grady: I'm sorry to differ with you sir, but you are the caretaker. You've always been the caretaker. I should know sir. I've always been here.”
Jack Nicholson - Jack Torrance
Philip Stone - Grady

“In darkness, sometimes difficult to distinguish hawk from vulture.”
Sidney Toler - Charlie Chan

- Nathaniel Williamson: I was very quick to judge you.
- Captain Bully Hayes: Aw, what do they say, son? Don't judge unle... no, let's see, judge not, judge not, judge ye not...
- Nathaniel Williamson: "Judge not lest ye be judged". Matthew 7, verse 1.
Michael O'Keefe - Nathaniel Williamson
Tommy Lee Jones - Captain Bully Hayes

“I'm really sorry about the way I've been acting lately. It's just that this is a really hard transition for me and I've... been confused. But I'm not confused anymore... Please don't give up on me.”

Alyssa Milano - Lily Leonetti

“- Harry Lime: [holding up three fingers on one hand] Marv, how many fingers am I holding up?
- Marv Merchants: Uh, uhm, eight?”

Joe Pesci - Harry Lime
Daniel Stern - Marv Merchants

“- Maxwell Smart: 22 was married to the late, great 78? Wasn't he a little old for her?
- Agent 13: Well, let's see. 22 was 21 when she married 78 in '72. 78 was 46, that means 78 was 22, 32, 42, 25 years older than 22. 22 joined P.I.T.S when 78 died in 75.
- Maxwell Smart: Tell me, 13, how was 78 killed?
- Agent 13: Investigating the numbers...” (continue)(continue reading)

Don Adams - Maxwell Smart
Joey Forman - Agent 13