Confusion quotes

“Every time I talk to you, I get more confused. I like you just fine when you're not around.”

Debra Winger - Suzy DeSoto

“- Henry Frapp: I thought you got lost again.
- Nathan Wyeth: Haven't you ever been lost?
- Henry Frapp: Hmm... been fearsome confused for a month or two, but I ain't never been lost!”
Brian Keith - Henry Frapp
John Glover - Nathan Wyeth

“- FBI Inspector: You want to give me that again?
- Jeff: Uh, well, yes. As I say, Inspector, I heard this large explosion and I rushed out, I couldn't tell what was going on. I saw the car over there in flames and all these strange little characters, you know, with towels on their heads, weird little goatees and stuff, running around yelling: ...” (continue)(continue reading)
Will MacMillan - Police Sergeant
Gerrit Graham - Jeff

“- Loc Dog: Never forget, man. Either they don't know... or don't show or just don't care... about bein' a menace to South Central while they drink their juice in the hood. That's what it's all about, Tray. That's what it's all about.
- Mailman: What the fuck is he talkin' about?”
Marlon Wayans - Loc Dog
Keenen Ivory Wayans - Mailman

“I feel as though someone's handed me the moon... and I don't exactly know what to do with it.”
Megan Follows - Anna Shirley Cuthbert

“- Cosmo Castorini: What's the matter, Pop?
- Old Man: I'm confused!”

Vincent Gardenia - Cosmo Castorini
Feodor Chaliapin Jr. - Old Man

“I am a collage of unaccounted for brush strokes. I am all random.”
Stockard Channing - Ouisa

“Modern man is so confused, Raymond. Finally, it's much better to work in the theater... than in a mine.”

Jerzy Skolimowski - Colonel Chaiko

“You sound sweet, but you don't make sense.”

Marjorie Reynolds - Linda Mason

“Just like all dames, she don't know whether she's coming or going.”
Eddie Acuff - Bus Driver