Crime quotes

“I'm applying for a villain loan. I go by the name of Vector. It's a mathematical term, represented by an arrow with both direction and magnitude. Vector! That's me, because I commit crimes with both direction and magnituide. Oh yeah!”
Jason Segel - Vector

“- Lefty: There's the boss. And, under him, there's the skipper. You know how this works?
- Donnie Brasco: Yeah, it's like in the army.
- Lefty: Bullshit. The army is some guy you don't know telling you to go whack some other guy you don't know.”
Al Pacino - Lefty
Johnny Depp - Donnie Brasco

“That's the trouble with lowlifes... they're unreliable.”
Bruce Dern - The Detective

“- Security Guard 1: You won't mind if we search you then? Mm?
- Security Guard 2: Or perhaps you'd rather we call your parents? Let them know you're being investigated for shop lifting which is a criminal offense in this country.”

Geoff Bell - Security Guard 1
Gary J. Tunnicliffe - Security Guard 2

“- Zeus Carver: Don't ever let people use you. You're running all over town with stolen property; if you get caught, you get in trouble while he gets to deny the whole thing and walk away.
- Dexter: Y-You mean, you want us to take it back to Tony?
- Zeus Carver: No, I'll take it back to Tony... with a message.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Zeus Carver
Michael Alexander Jackson - Dexter

“You wage wars, murder, cheat, lie to us and try to make us believe it's for our own good, yet we're the criminals. Yes, I am a criminal. My crime is that of curiosity.”

Michael Gaston - Agent Bob

“Although petitions are being circulated to save the Chicken Ranch, already this bumper sticker is beginning to appear around the state. And so, as feminists line up behind the bill for the decriminalization of prostitution already in the legislature, while traditionalists and fundamentalists lobby for its defeat, the fate of the Chicken Ranch...” (continue)(continue reading)

Donald F. Colson - Jeff Gerald

“It's not a crime to be a beautiful woman.”

Willem Dafoe - Frank Dulaney

“I may be a drape, but I love your granddaughter. And if that's a crime, I'll stand convicted, ma'am.”

Johnny Depp - Cry-Baby

“When a guy hurts someone who never hurt them, that makes him a criminal first and a sick guy second. It's like being sick has to take second place to being crooked.”
Reese Witherspoon - Vanessa Lutz

“Old Detroit has a cancer. The cancer is crime, and it must be cut out before we employ the two million workers that will breathe life into this city again.”
Dan O'Herlihy - The Old Man

“Jesus, but if you two are not the biggest pair of fuck-ups I've ever met in my entire life. How did you ever rob a bank? When you robbed banks, did you forget where your car was then too? No wonder you went to jail.”

Bridget Fonda - Melanie Ralston

“- Ritter: Jack, computer theft is a serious crime.
- Jack Ryan: So are crimes against the Constitution.”
Henry Czerny - Ritter
Harrison Ford - Jack Ryan

“Murder is my favorite crime.”
Clifton Webb - Waldo Lydecker

“I finally said fuck it, I'll take the law into my own hands, so I broke into the peado's house at four in the morning and I smashed his bollocks with a baseball bat until they fucking popped.”

Paddy Considine - Nash

“Who ever heard of a bank robbers escaping on a plane with fifty hostages? You've seen Dog Day Afternoon! You're stalling! Why? I don't know.”
Denzel Washington - Detective Keith Frazier

“He's a monster. Pure psychopath. So rare to capture one alive. From a research point of view, Lecter is our most prized asset.”
Anthony Heald - Dr. Frederick Chilton

“There is widespread disgust in the officer corps toward the crimes committed by the Nazis, the murder of civilians, the torture and starvation of prisoners, the mass execution of Jews. My duty as an officer is no longer to save my country, but to save human lives.”
Tom Cruise - Colonel Claus von Stauffenberg

“Tell me something, Lex, why do so many people have to die for the crime of the century?”
Valerie Perrine - Eve Teschmacher

“Why is the only woman you've cared about a world class criminal? Are you a masochist?”

Jude Law - Dr. Watson

“- John Dillinger: The public don't like kidnapping.
- Alvin Karpis: Who gives a damn what the public likes?
- John Dillinger: I do. I hide out among them. We gotta care what they think.”
Johnny Depp - John Dillinger
Giovanni Ribisi - Alvin Karpis

“- DC Cop: The Feds are looking for him, too. Real nice business he's got?
- Agent Fox Mulder: What's that?
- DC Cop: Selling naked pictures of little kids on his computer. You looking for him for some other reason?
- Agent Fox Mulder: Yeah. I had an appointment for a pelvic examination.”

Larry Joshua - DC Cop
David Duchovny - Agent Fox Mulder

“- Roy Waller: I'm not a criminal. I'm a con man.
- Dr. Klein: The difference being?
- Roy Waller: They give me their money.
- Dr. Klein: That's a nice rationalization, Roy.”
Nicolas Cage - Roy Waller
Bruce Altman - Dr. Klein

“Hello, Brenda. I want to play a game. An officer will try to save you. If he is successful, then your game begins. This man will use these photos to sentence you for your crimes and the only way to stop him is taped underneath the TV. Let him save you and accept your fate to rot in prison, or kill him and guarantee your freedom. Make your choice.”
Tobin Bell - Jigsaw

“When a man's got money in his pocket, he begins to appreciate peace.”
Clint Eastwood - Joe