Crime quotes

“- David Starsky: I like your Lincoln.
- Huggy Bear: It's a '76. Won't be out 'til next year. But I know some people that know some people that robbed some people.”
Ben Stiller - David Starsky
Snoop Dogg - Huggy Bear

“Learn to articulate, you juvenile delinquent!”
James Bond III - Monroe

- Sgt. Dan 'Hondo' Harrelson: The reason we're gathered here on our God-given, much needed day of rest is that we have a Polish hostage.
- Deacon 'Deke' Kaye: So what if he's Polish?
- Sgt. Dan 'Hondo' Harrelson: No, no. Means he's one of those "Anyone comes in, I'll blow my head off" type of guys.
Samuel L. Jackson - Sgt. Dan 'Hondo' Harrelson
LL Cool J - Deacon 'Deke' Kaye

“Entertaining your gunslinger pals is bad enough, but politicians? Oh, no, that's out!”
Myrna Loy - Eleanor

“She stole that tie! It's the prefect crime; girls don't wear ties! Although some do; it's not a perfect crime, but it's a good crime.”

Dudley Moore - Arthur Bach

“When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way! from you first cigarette your last dyin' days.”
Russ Tamblyn - Riff

“- Young Prospero: Do you know what crime this man committed, Machiavel?
- Machiavel: All crimes exact the same punishment.
- Young Prospero: It's easy to kiil.”

Nicholas Rapattoni - Young Prospero
Patrick Macnee - Machiavel

“- Beryl Thibodeaux: Do you investigate many sexual crimes?
- Wes Block: Why?
- Beryl Thibodeaux: I was wondering if they've had any... effect on you.
- Wes Block: Well, they did make me want to treat my wife a little more tenderly.
- Beryl Thibodeaux: How did she respond?
- Wes Block: She said she wasn't interested in tenderness.”
Geneviève Bujold - Beryl Thibodeaux
Clint Eastwood - Wes Block

“- Bandit: We have a chance. A big chance to make a run, for some big bucks. Eighty thousand of them.
- Cledus Snow: Oh, really? What we gonna do, kidnap the Pope or somethin?”
Burt Reynolds - Bandit
Jerry Reed - Cledus

“In the horrific deaths of Emmett Till, Reverend G.W. Lee, Lamar Smith and a variety of other atrocities, no one has been convicted. And we feel that those guilty of having commited these ungodly acts have the feeling of assurance that nothing ever would be done. For you see, ladies and gentlemen, white juries have yet to convict a white man in...” (continue)(continue reading)
James Pickens Jr. - Medgar Evers

“Luckily we live in a world where suspicion alone does not constitute a crime.”

Nicolas Cage - Yuri Orlov

“Telling you anything would be like contributing to the delinquency of a minor.”
Warren William - Ted Shane

“Lord, I'll never pick another pocket again as long as I live. I swear it. But here's the problem: You've got to let me live. How can I prove my good faith to you? If you've heard me, this ledge will remain steady as a rock, and that thing coming at me won't be what I think it is. If it is, there's no hard feelings, of course, but I'd be very...” (continue)(continue reading)

Matthew Broderick - Gaston

“About a year ago, we gave this city RoboCop. I think he's worked out pretty well, but things have become a little rougher out there. And now, we need a law enforcement unit capable of meeting the enemy on his own ground, and carrying enough firepower... to get the job done. Ladies and gentlemen, with great pleasure, I give you RoboCop 2.”
Dan O'Herlihy - Old Man

“I haven't confessed to any of the two murders, but I have admited to acting badly twice.”
Jude Law - Steven Grlscz

“- Danny: They can't all have done something.
- Bloom: Yes, they can. That's the beauty of it. Nowadays, here, everybody is guilty.”

Stephen Rea - Danny
Ray McAnally - Bloom

“- Henry Brubaker: What are you in for?
- Abraham Cook: Manslaughter. Killed my baby brother with a rock.
- Henry Brubaker: How long were you sentenced?
- Abraham Cook: 35 years.”
Robert Redford - Henry Brubaker
Richard Ward - Abraham Cook

“- Helen Jordan: Anyway, so the police came and looked in her freezer and found baggies filled with the doorman's genitals.
- Mona Jordan: I use baggies.
- Joy Jordan: Me too.
- Helen Jordan: Everyone uses baggies, that's why we can all relate to this crime. Don't you see?”
Lara Flynn Boyle - Helen Jordan
Louise Lasser - Mona Jordan
Jane Adams - Joy Jordan

“I'm no martyr. I did it for the money. But it's not worth much if you can't face yourself in the mirror. Respect is the ultimate currency. I was stealing from a man who traded his away for a few dollars.”

Clive Owen - Dalton Russell

“Drinkin' under age, drivin' without a license, now vandalism. You're a bad influence, Stoney.”
Joseph Mazzello - Charles

“You mean, what's worse than what we've done that can still happen? You mean, what's worse than if this shit doesn't work out and blows up in our face? Then we go to jail! Then we get sent to the electric chair! Then we die! Then we go to Hell! You mean, what's worse than that?!”

2Pac - Det. Rodriguez

“- Basil of Baker Street: That bat, one Fidget by name, is in the employ of the very fiend that was the target of my experiment! The horror of my every waking moment. The nefarious Professor Ratigan!
- Dr. David Q. Dawson: Ratigan?
- Basil of Baker Street: He's a genius, Dawson. A genius twisted for evil. The Napoleon of crime!”

Barrie Ingham - Basil of Baker Street
Val Bettin - Dr. David Q. Dawson

“- King Neptune: You have confessed to the crime of touching the royal crown.
- Prisoner: B-but it's my job, your Highness. I'm the royal crown polisher!
- King Neptune: Well, I suppose I can't execute you. Twenty years in the dungeon it is!”
Jeffrey Tambor - King Neptune
Joshua Seth - Prisoner

“I was present at the time of creative inspiration, which entitles me to partial ownership in this criminalistic endeavor.”
Martin Lawrence - Terrance Paul Davidson

“- Grinch: I am the Grinch that stole Christmas... and I'm sorry.
[long silence]
- Grinch: Aren't you going to cuff me? Put me in a choke hole? Blind me with pepper spray?
- Mayor Augustus Maywho: You heard him, Officer. He admitted it. I'd go with the pepper spray.
- Officer Wholihan: Yes, I heard him all right. He said he was sorry.”
Jim Carrey - Grinch
Jeffrey Tambor - Mayor Augustus Maywho
Jim Meskimen - Officer Wholihan