Crime quotes

“Never in my life have I been accused of any crime, sir - and if that's what you think of me, I shan't serve any dinner.”
Richard Haydn - Thomas Rogers

“It's a slippery slope... beer, liquor, dope, coke, meth, chicks with dicks, then jail!”
Steve Coogan - Dana Marschz

“- Angela: You seem to be doing alright by it!
- Roy Waller: I'm not. Believe me. It's no fun doing what I do. A lot of times it's stealing from people who don't deserve it. Old people. Fat people. Lonely.”

Alison Lohman - Angela
Nicolas Cage - Roy Waller

“They want a reason. Something to tie up with a little bow and bury in the backyard. Bury it down so deep it's like it never happened. They want me to say how I'm so sorry, and it was my mom's fault. Or maybe it was my dad's fault. Or it happened because of TV or movies or some junk like that. Or maybe I blame some girl.”

Ryan Gosling - Leland P. Fitzgerald

“Can you believe that black punk? Thinks he's champion of the world. Fighter of the year my ass. He's a low life criminal.”

Dan Hedaya - Della Pesca

“- Judge Dredd: Fergie, cover the rear!
- Fergie: But I've never fired a gun in my life!
- Judge Dredd: What the hell kind of criminal are you?
- Fergie: A nice criminal!”

Sylvester Stallone - Judge Dredd
Rob Schneider - Fergie

“- Dr. Edwards: The assailant is highly sophisticated, yet childlike. Vulnerable but canny. Capable of both tenderness and extreme brutality. The murderer is highly intelligent, yet strangely out of touch with reality. Sexual, yet surprisingly innocent. This individual has an insatiable craving for normalcy, which will make your investigation all...” (continue)(continue reading)
Richard Fancy - Dr. Edwards
Charles Busch - Captain Monica Stark

This "Exterminator" is the most dangerous serial killer in the United States and he is in New York City!
Patrick Farrelly - CIA Agent Shaw

“You'd like it here, you know. We've got everything. Power cuts, strikes, unemployment, race riots, and a terrific crime rate.”

Sir Sean Connery - Paul Bradley

“- Dr. Perkins: Anthony said on the phone we got a murder?
- Jesse Stone: Well, you're the crime scene guy, Doc, but there's two bullet holes in his chest.
- Dr. Perkins: Well, that'll be a clue.”
John Beale - Dr. Perkins
Tom Selleck - Jesse Stone

“First time you ever see an outlaw? Scared? Kind of excited, too? All mixed up? Yeah. Last train we robbed we were naked it was so hot out.”
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon

“- Lt. Hollis: What's he doing in Chicago?
- Joel Campbell: I assume he's still strangling young women with piano wire.”

Chris Ellis - Hollis
James Spader - Campbell

While officers gather evidence of the grisly crime scene, you can only ask yourselves "What kind of lunatic would commit such unthinkable crimes?". The three adjectives which best describe this killer are sadistic, intelligent and dangerous.
Frank Welker - Special Vocal Effects

“- Alice the Teller: Mary, what do I do when I'm being robbed?
- Eugene: You give us the money, that's what you do, beard face!”
Nancy Parsons - Alice the Teller
George Dzundza - Eugene

“- Arnie Metzger: Stay out of things.
- Helena Ayala: That is going to be rather difficult when all the evidence is against us.”
Dennis Quaid - Arnie Metzger
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Helena Ayala

“Everybody's sin is nobody's sin, and everybody's crime is no crime at all.”
Liam Neeson - Alfred Kinsey

“There's no such thing as white-collar crime. And there's definitely no such thing as black-on-black crime. Crime is crime. Let me explain something to you. I don't care if you have a white collar or a tank top. If you rob me, I'm gonna whup your ass.”
Bernie Mac - Mitch Gilliam

“Seven are now dead and nobody knows how many more are dying, or how fast. These are the men who returned home to be interrogated as if a crime had been committed, questioned, even while undergoing treatment for radiation poisoning, locked up and denied access to wives and families but they and their comrades saved K-19 and maybe, just maybe,...” (continue)(continue reading)

Liam Neeson - Capt. Mikhail Polenin

“You'll be dead in a year, son. Hear what I'm saying? You'll be dead in a year!”

Morgan Freeman - Principal Joe Clark

“- Tony Montana: Look at that, a junkie... I got a junkie for a wife. Her womb is so polluted, I can't even have a fucking little baby with her!
- Manny Ribera: C'mon, Tony.
- Elvira Hancock: You son of a bitch!... You fuck!
[throws wine in Tony Montana's face]
- Elvira Hancock: How dare you talk to me like that? What makes you so much better...” (continue)(continue reading)
Al Pacino - Tony Montana
Steven Bauer - Manny Ribera
Michelle Pfeiffer - Elvira Hancock

“- Alonzo Mosely: You're gonna spend ten years for impersonating a federal agent.
- Jack Walsh: Ten years for impersonating a fed, huh?
- Alonzo Mosely: Ten years.
- Jack Walsh: How comes no one's after you?”
Yaphet Kotto - Alonzo Mosely
Robert De Niro - Jack Walsh

“The work offered by organized crime must have an attraction to the insane.”
Cillian Murphy - Dr. Jonathan Crane

“- Dr. Jack Griffin aka The Invisible Man: I give you a last chance to leave me alone.
- Constable Jaffers: Give me a last chance? You've commited assualt, that's what you've done, and you can come along to the station with me.”
Claude Rains - Dr. Jack Griffin aka The Invisible Man
E.E. Clive - Constable Jaffers

“I'll have to send an innocent man to Siberia - vety likely to his death. It's not my doing after all - it's yours. I don't know how you feel about it, but it's a worse crime than the other in its way, more cold-blooded and fiendish.”

Edward Arnold - Insp. Porfiry

“I love robbing the English, they're so polite.”
Kevin Kline - Otto