Crime quotes

“- Clifford Franklin: Coach, ain't that stuff illegal?
- Jimmy McGinty: What are they going to do? Put you in football jail?”

Orlando Jones - Clifford Franklin
Gene Hackman - Jimmy McGinty

“I burned out, okay? I'd spend six months putting a guy inside and then in a day his lawyer would have him back out on the street.”
Robert Urich - Ruben Castle

“- Frances Stevens: He's a thief.
- Mrs. Jessie Stevens: And what did he steal from you?
- Frances Stevens: Oh, mother!
- Mrs. Jessie Stevens: Since when is love a crime?”
Grace Kelly - Frances Stevens
Jessie Royce Landis - Mrs. Jessie Stevens

“- FBI Agent Gray: All right Detective Malone. Now the objective here is to have these individuals look upon you as if you were one of them, a member of the criminal underworld. So it's important that your actions, your speech, and your general mode of behavior is all congruent with their expectation of a fellow criminal.
- Miles Logan: Oh, okay,...” (continue)(continue reading)

Steve Rankin - FBI Agent Gray
Martin Lawrence - Miles Logan

“- Sam: Where are the police?
- Darcy Banker: They've come and gone, got a little complicated. Gentlemen, you're trapped. Things have gone south. It won't end well.”
Alia Shawkat - Sam
Sir Patrick Stewart - Darcy

“- Caleb: You hacked the world's cell phones?
- Nathan: Yeah. And all the manufacturers knew I was doing it, too. But they couldn't accuse me without admitting they were doing it themselves.”
Domhnall Gleeson - Caleb
Oscar Isaac - Nathan

“- Joe Moore: Anybody can get the goods. The hard part's getting away. You plan a good enough getaway, you could steal Ebbets Field.
- Mickey Bergman: Ebbets Field's gone.
- Joe Moore: What did I tell you?”
Gene Hackman - Joe Moore
Danny DeVito - Mickey Bergman

“- Brad Gurdlinger: Listen, this is a fucked up situation. But, I might have a win-win situation for both of us.
- David Clark: Great.
- Brad Gurdlinger: I have a smidge of very choice marijuana down in Mexico, and I need it here by Sunday night, but my regular currier is unavailable on the account of the fact he got gunned down. Anyway, that's...” (continue)(continue reading)
Ed Helms - Brad Gurdlinger
Jason Sudeikis - David Clark

“Lastly there's Ape Boy. This rowdy crazy gorilla motherfucker likes to make his money the old fashion way. Carjackings, hijackings, jacking jackings.”
Violent J - Big Baby Sweets

“The crimes we are investigating aren't crimes, they are ideas.”
Josh Stamberg - Agent Stokes

“Crack meant money, money meant power and power meant war. We shot the Columbians, the Columbians shot us.”
50 Cent - Marcus

Cops stop me, they find Johnny in a lot of pieces in the back of my car. Judge called it a "crime of passion". I liked Johnny, but not enough to kill him.
Madonna - Nikki Finn

- Chief of Staff Hayden Sinclair: Three tours in Vietnam, Panama, Grenada, Desert Storm; three Purple Hearts, two Silver Stars and the Congressional Medal of - Jesus. This man is a hero.
- General Al Kramer: Well, I think "legend" might be a better description, Mr. Sinclair.
- Chief of Staff Hayden Sinclair: Well, now we can add kidnapping and... (continue)(continue reading)

David Marshall Grant - Chief of Staff Hayden Sinclair
Stuart Wilson - General Al Kramer

“- Warren Earp: Wyatt, you're still a marshal around here, aren't you?
- Doc Holliday: Sure. But now he's going to be a marshal and an outlaw. Best of both worlds, son.”
Jim Caviezel - Warren Earp
Dennis Quaid - Doc Holliday

“The street is the only thing that matters. Court is for uptown people with suits, money, lawyers with three names. If you got cash you can buy court justice. But on the street, justice has no price. She's blind where the judge sits but she's not blind out here. Out here the bitch got eyes.”
Frank Medrano - Fat Mancho

“For reasons passing understanding, people do not relate guns to gun-related crime.”
Michael Douglas - President Andrew Shepherd

“- Mary the Teller: Give 'em the money!
- Actress in Bank: You would give them all your money and you won't cash a government check?
- Mary the Teller: Dear, they have a gun.”
Jessica Rains - Mary the Teller
Ann Risley - Actress in Bank

“- Canton: Six arrests, five convictions, and wanted in four countries. How does a beautiful woman as young as yourself amass such an incredible record?
- Trillian St. James: Trust me. It wasn't easy.”
Anthony Heald - Simon Canton
Famke Janssen - Trillian St. James

“If you're a rat, then I'm the biggest mutt in the history of the Mafia.”
Al Pacino - Lefty

“- Basehead: Come on, man. I'll suck your dick, man.
- O-Dog: The fuck you just said?
- Basehead: I said I'll suck your dick, man. Come on now.
- O-Dog: [shoots Basehead] Suck on that, you bitch-ass trick.”
Dwayne Barnes - Basehead
Larenz Tate - O-Dog

“I don't like your work, Conover. I've seen quite a bit of it both here in London and and elsewhere on the continent. Don't like the smell of you either. That underground smell, the sick sweetness of decay. You haven't robbed and killed merely for gain like any ordinary halfway decent thug. No, you're in love with cruelty for it's own sake.”

Basil Rathbone - Sherlock Holmes

“- Milton: Hollywood is full of criminals whose careers are flourishing.
- Roman: I'm not a criminal. I was questioned. Yeah, but that's all. I was questioned. That's it.
- Milton: It's good for your mystique.
- Roman: You think it'll help me get work?”
Lance Henriksen - John Milton
Scott Foley - Roman Bridger

“- Caroline: You're the one who suffocated him with limitations. Our son's a very sensative, creative...
- Lloyd: Juvenile delinquent.
- Caroline: ...boy. He has the kind of imagination...
- Lloyd: That the mafia gives scholarships for.”
Judy Davis - Caroline
Kevin Spacey - Lloyd

“- Connor: D'you know what I think is psycho, Roc? It's decent men with loving families. They go home every day after work and they turn on the news. You know what they see? They see rapists, and murderers and child molesters. They're all getting out of prison.
- Murphy: Mafiosos. Gettin' caught with twenty kilos. Gettin' out on bail the same...” (continue)(continue reading)

Sean Patrick Flanery - Connor MacManus
Norman Reedus - Murphy MacManus

“- Jesse Huston: If we'd crashed between them, we'd be at the mine!
- Allan Quatermain: Fine! Next time we steal a plane, I'll let you crash it!”

Sharon Stone - Jesse Huston
Richard Chamberlain - Allan Quatermain