Crime quotes

“- Interviewer: Do you have a criminal record?
- Rocky Balboa: Nothin' worth braggin' about.”
Sylvester Stallone - Rocky Balboa

“Your men are not prisoners of war... you are common criminals!”
Soon-Tek Oh - Colonel Yin

“- Rick Johnson: She told us a story about Freddy. Fred Krueger. He's a town legend. He was a child killer freed on a technicality.
- Dan Jordan: So?
- Rick Johnson: So, a lot of parents got pissed off and, according to Kris, they hunted him down and roasted him like a Thanksgiving turkey.”
Andras Jones - Rick
Danny Hassel - Dan

“- Jo Barlow: Mr. Malone, can I ask you a question? Are you a criminal?
- Malone: I'm sure you could find some people who think so.”

Cynthia Gibb - Jo Barlow
Burt Reynolds - Malone

“- Duke: The lights are growing dim Otto. I know a life of crime has led me to this sorry fate, and yet, I blame society. Society made me what I am.
- Otto: That's bullshit. You're a white suburban punk just like me.
- Duke: Yeah, but it still hurts.”
Dick Rude - Duke
Emilio Estevez - Otto

“We don't wanna hurt you, we just wanna kidnap you.”
Patrick Labyorteaux - Fester

“You wanna save your marriage by robbing a bank. Why don't you go see a priest?”
Paul Newman - Henry

“- Driving Instructor: Park right here.
[Ashtray stops]
- Driving Instructor: Wait here.
[Ashtray waits, gunshots heard in bank, alarm sounding, Mr. Walker runs back to car, points gun at Ashtray]
- Driving Instructor: Drive, motherfucker! Drive!”

Don Reed - Driving Instructor
Shawn Wayans - Ashtray

“Hey, mom, these fools busted us for dancing, can you believe that?”

Robert Taylor - Lee Kirkland

“Sugar, spice, and everything nice! These were the ingredients chosen to create the prefect little girls. But, Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction: Chemical X! Thus, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup were born! Using their ultra-super powers, they dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of......” (continue)(continue reading)
Tom Kenny - Narrator

“- Mrs. Cody: Jimmy! When did you get out of Alcatraz?
- Whitey Bulger: Oh, uh, that's nearly ten years ago.”
Jamie Donnelly - Mrs. Cody
Johnny Depp - James 'Whitey' Bulger

“One in every three black males is in some phase of the correctional system. Is that a coincidence or do these people have, you know, like a racial commitment to crime?”
Edward Norton - Derek Vinyard

“- Sherlock Holmes: This man pervades Europe like a plague, yet no one has heard of him. That's what puts him on the pinnacle in the records of crime.
- Doctor Watson: What's he do?
- Sherlock Holmes: Everything and nothing. In his whole diabolical career, the police have never been able to pin anything on him.”
Basil Rathbone - Sherlock Holmes
Nigel Bruce - Doctor Watson

“You hang around with criminals, you end up making a lot of plans. But all the jobs I ever pulled, all the cars I ever stole, no plan ever went down the way it had been drawn up. My plans to escape never worked. And being on parole, going to the police wasn't an option.”
Ben Affleck - Rudy Duncan

“- MIB Customs Agent: Any fruit or vegetables?
- Serleena: Yeah, two heads of cabbage.”

Peter Spruyt - MIB Customs Agent
Lara Flynn Boyle - Serleena

“How come no one has nailed Whitey Bulger? He seems to be involved in every crime in the city, and yet the Bureau keeps saying he's clean!”
Corey Stoll - Fred Wyshak

“- Louden Trott: You're a criminal, I'm a tax attorney! I'll be alright here, I'm sure somebody'll call the cops.
- Nikki Finn: They are the cops!
- Louden Trott: Maybe if I just explain...
- Nikki Finn: Explain what, Trott? That we were buyin' four stolen semi-automatic weapons on your gold card?
- Louden Trott: Ok!”

Griffin Dunne - Loudon Trott
Madonna - Nikki Finn

“We just broke into Tom Brady's house and tried to jerk him off - you're ready to be a parent.”

Mark Wahlberg - John Bennett

“Rule number two: no names.”
Jason Statham - Frank Martin

“The crimes of the Nazis were so enormous that if the entire human race were to vanish as a penalty it could be argued that it would be justified.”
Jason Biggs - Jerry Falk

“They'll be shooting each other like rabbits for the control of the booze business!”

Tully Marshall - Managing Editor

“I'm gonna tell you somethin', and I'm gonna tell you only once. Now you can accept it, or you can stick it up your ass. I am one guy. I am not a crime wave. And when you mess with the action outta New Orleans, you fuck with hundreds of people. Do you understand, Dave Robicheaux?”

Eric Roberts - Bubba Rocque

- Chief of Police: If I see you two back in here under arrest again, then I seriously will charge you with disturbing the law!
- Felix Ungar: Don't you mean "disturbing the peace"?
- Chief of Police: No, it's only the law you're disturbing.

Richard Riehle - Chief of Police
Jack Lemmon - Felix Ungar

“A man must know the right occasion to indulge in tax evasion.”
Manning Redwood - Harry Weiss

“- Miles Logan: We can't get out of here. They got cops everywhere.
- Tulley: So? You're one of 'em.
- Miles Logan: No, I'm a drug dealer now!
- Tulley: Man, why you sellin' this shit when you got that big diamond in your hand?”
Martin Lawrence - Miles Logan
Dave Chappelle - Tulley