Crime quotes

“- Francesca 'Frankie' Sutton: I know you out of money by now, Cleo. Now what you going to do?
- Cleopatra 'Cleo' Sims: Rob another goddamn bank! What the fuck is ya'll thinkin?”
Vivica A. Fox - Francesca 'Frankie' Sutton
Queen Latifah - Cleopatra 'Cleo' Sims

Just for once say "fuck it". I'm coiled up like a spring and I'm ready to burst and wanking ain't doing it anymore. I need violence to make me feel I'm still alive.
Danny Dyer - Tommy Johnson

“Either they don't know, don't show, or don't care about what's going on in the hood.”

Ice Cube - Doughboy

“It is only very very stupid people who think the law is stupid. And avoid like the plague, loud attention seeking wannabe gangsters who are in it for the glory, to be a face, to be a name. They don't mean to fuck up. They just do.”
Daniel Craig - XXXX

“I'm innocent. I've committed no crime. A crime's been committed against me.”
Denzel Washington - Rubin Carter

“This is a lot harder than it looks on the Internet.”

Aaron Yoo - Ronnie

“If we're caught, we're gonna hang... But there's many a slip twixt the cup and the lip.”
Emilio Estevez - William H. 'Billy the Kid' Bonney

“Michael, I have great affection for you and you live a very rich and interesting life, but you're a bag man not an attorney. If your intention was to have me committed you should have kept me in Wisconsin where the arrest report, the videotape, eyewitness reports of my inappropriate behavior would have had jurisdictional relevance.”
Tom Wilkinson - Arthur Edens

“It's not how many you shoot. It's who you shoot.”
Eddie Murphy - Quick

“- Bob Barnes: Intelligence work isn't training seminars and gold stars for attendance.
- Fred Franks: What do you think intelligence work is Bob?
- Bob Barnes: I think it's two people in a room and one of them's asking a favor that is a capital crime in every country on earth, a hanging crime.
- Fred Franks: No Bob, it's assessing the...” (continue)(continue reading)
George Clooney - Bob Barnes
Tom McCarthy - Fred Franks

“I am the Nightrider. I'm a fuel injected suicide machine. I am the rocker, I am the roller, I am the out-of-controller!”
Vince Gill - Nightrider

“- Art Ridzik: Tell me something, Captain. If you've got such a fucking paradise over there, how come you're up the same creek as we are with heroin and cocaine?
- Ivan Danko: Chinese find way. Right after revolution, they round up all drug dealers, all drug addicts, take them to public square, and shoot them in back of head.
- Art Ridzik: Ah,...” (continue)(continue reading)

Jim Belushi - Art Ridzik
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Ivan Danko

“- Irene: So I smoked some pot, what is that a crime?
- Agent Steve Parfitt, FBI: [hesitates] Uh-huh.”
Renee Zellweger - Irene
Danny Murphy - Agent Steve Parfitt

“I want you to see if this sounds familiar: any time you try a decent crime, you got fifty ways you're gonna fuck up. If you think of twenty-five of them, then you're a genius... and you ain't no genius.”

Mickey Rourke - Teddy Lewis

“There's not a day goes by I don't feel regret. Not because I'm in here, because you think I should. I look back on the way I was then: a young, stupid kid who committed that terrible crime. I want to talk to him. I want to try to talk some sense to him, tell him the way things are. But I can't.”

Morgan Freeman - Ellis Boyd 'Red' Redding

“I'm rooting for the crocodile. I hope he swallows your friends whole. You might want to arrest me for that too. Is that a crime? To wish the chewing of law enforcement?”
Betty Marion White - Mrs. Delores Bickerman

“Sandy, it's over. Sam isn't going to pay the ransom, he couldn't care less. I'm no criminal. I can't even sell retail, and that's legal!”
Judge Reinhold - Ken Kessler

“He never did... anything that was... illegal... unless you count all the times he sold dope disguised as a nun.”

Rodger Bumpass - Hanover Fiste

“You ain’t a lawyer no more, Dave. You’re a gangster now. You’re on the other side. Whole new ball game. You can’t learn about it at school, and you can’t have a late start.”

Al Pacino - Carlito

“We read in the newspapers that the after-war years were bad everywhere, that crime was increasing and that honest citizens were having a hard job to put the gangsters in jail. Well, in Germany the gangsters finally succeeded in putting the honest citizens in jail.”
Anton Walbrook - Theo Kretschmar-Schuldorff

“It's amazing what you can do with the right chemicals these days. No risky exposure, no trail back to us. These t-shirts are dipped in a heroin solution, and dried under these lamps. They're folded and sealed in shrink-wrap. Dogs can't even smell it. You can send them anywhere you want. Extract the heroin later.”

Michael Jai White - Lewis Strutt

- Davis "Rig" Lanlow: Hey, Kareem, do you know that Charlie and I had originally intended to come up here and cap your punk ass. And your girlfriend, Nick, but shit, you two muffins did such a nice job with this financing, who could think about killing at a time like this?
- Terrance Paul Davidson: Thanks, your approval means a lot!
John C. McGinley - Davis "Rig" Lanlow
Martin Lawrence - Terrance Paul Davidson

“I'm riding along, minding my own business. Four cowboys come by and we decide to ride together for a while, friendly as can be. I always figure you might as well approach life like everybody's your friend or nobody is; don't make much difference. We get out in the middle of that frying pan and suddenly everybody's pointing their gun but me. I...” (continue)(continue reading)
Kevin Kline - Paden

“Is it gonna be like this forever? Killing each other because you were born five blocks in the wrong direction?”
The Rock - Sean Porter

“- James Bonomo: You're probably wondering why I happen to have my safehouse all wired up.
- Taylor Kwon: Not really. Like most criminals, you have a paranoid personality.”
Sylvester Stallone - James Bonomo
Sung Kang - Taylor Kwon