Crime quotes

“- George W. Bush: So we gonna do this thing, or what? I mean, is this happening?
- Dick Cheney: I believe... we can make this work.”
Sam Rockwell - George W. Bush
Christian Bale - Dick Cheney

“Nothing about this case will be dead until Garrett is executed.”
Philip Bourneuf - Dist. Atty. Roy Thompson

“One hate crime is committed approximately every hour of every day in this country.”
Anna Paquin

“- Laurie Strode: You don't believe in the Boogeyman?
- Aaron Korey: I believe in Michael Myers, a deranged serial killer, but the Boogeyman? No.
- Laurie Strode: Well, you should.”
Jamie Lee Curtis - Laurie Strode
Jefferson Hall - Aaron Korey

“We'll always be fascinated by people who live above the law.”

Wagner Moura

“- Tommy DeVito: Hey Nicky! Remember when we couldn't get arrested?
- Bob Gaudio: When was that, Tommy? When you were three?”
Vincent Piazza - Tommy DeVito
Erich Bergen - Bob Gaudio

“- Nurse Marino: She was in a group therapy session.
- Teddy Daniels: Huh. Anything unusual occur?
- Nurse Marino: This is a mental institution, Marshal, for the criminally insane. Usual isn’t a big part of our day.”

Nellie Sciutto - Nurse Marino
Leonardo DiCaprio - Teddy Daniels

“It would be easier to rob a bank, than to break into Area 51.”
Ben Rovner - Ben

“- Captain Donnelly: 13,453 dollars and 63 cents. That's how much an unmarked squad car costs this department. That's the third goddamned car you trashed this month.
- Harry Callahan: Lou Janero.
- Captain Donnelly: What?
- Harry Callahan: It's his men who shot up the car, why don't you send him the bill?”
Michael Currie - Captain Donnelly
Clint Eastwood - Harry Callahan

“- Records Clerk: You just reached for my phone in a suspicious manner.
- David Waters: No, I didn't.
- Records Clerk: [ignores] That would suggest you're here under the auspices of illegal activity.”
Lisa Mack - Records Clerk
Elijah Wood - Waters

“- Detective Richie Roberts: I want to know everyone you've met for the last twenty years. Everyone you sold to. Every cop you ever paid off. Every one who ever stole from you. Every one you remember.
- Frank Lucas: Oh, I remember them all. That's not the problem.
- Detective Richie Roberts: What is?
- Frank Lucas: The jails aren't big enough.”
Russell Crowe - Detective Richie Roberts
Denzel Washington - Frank Lucas

“- Lor-Em: General Zod, for the crimes of murder and high treason, the council has sentenced you and your fellow insurgents to 300 cycles of somatic reconditioning. Do you have any last words?
- General Zod: You won't kill us yourself! You wouldn't dirty your hands but you'll damn us to a black hole for eternity! Jor-El was right! You're a pack...” (continue)(continue reading)
Julian Richings - Lor-Em
Michael Shannon - General Zod

“Criminals are like weeds, Alfred: pull one up, another grows in its place.”
Ben Affleck - Bruce Wayne

- Maj. Joe De Lucca: The war was made-to-order for you, Martin. You stole from both sides with equal grace.
- Shelley Martin Webber: Listen, which was the greater immorality? My petty crimes, or the war itself?
- Maj. Joe De Lucca: "Petty crimes"? You're lucky you weren't shot!
John Cassavetes - Maj. Joe De Lucca
Max von Sydow - Shelley Martin Webber

“I'll tell you one thing: if that there Blake fella keeps on shootin' marshals, I might end up liking the bastard!”
Michael Wincott - Conway Twill

“It's not what you do, it's when and where you do it, and who you do it to or with. If nobody sees it, it didn't happen.”

Johnny Depp - James 'Whitey' Bulger

“In our line of work, it's not good to be famous. Anonymous is the goal.”
Chazz Palminteri - Angelo Bruno

“This is the way it works. First, I actually commit a crime, then you get to blame me for it!”

Brad Pitt - Sinbad

“I appreciate your concern for the dignity of the court 007. Unfortunately, the man is a tax-paying citizen and entitled by our constitution to try and manipulate the legal system like everybody else.”

Joe Spano - Judge Pincus

“I've investigated World Bank organizations, drug cartels, arms dealers, I've never faced this kind of thing! For ninjas it's fucking unbelievable.”
Ben Miles - Maslow

“You gotta rob to get rich in the Reagan era.”
Wesley Snipes - Nino Brown

“It just didn't sink into his head what the Black Book is and what it meant, being banned from every casino is just one thing but being in this book gets you into the brains of every cop and FBI agent in the state, I mean you're listed in there with Al Capone, but Nicky didn't care.”
Robert De Niro - Sam "Ace" Rothstein

“- Anthony 'Tony' Cortino: Gianini... any Sicilian in you?
- Pepper Gianini: Not since last night.”
Jay Mohr - Anthony 'Tony' Cortino
Pamela Gidley - Pepper Gianini

“- Nancy: What does that tattoo mean?
- Kurt: It was given to me in juvie. I was caught stealing cherries. I'm a... I'm a cherry thief.”
Malin Akerman - Nancy
Adam Devine - Kurt

“- Richard Barkley: Mr Woodroof, I'm afraid that you're nothing more than a common drug dealer, so if you'll excuse us...
- Ron Woodroof: Oh, I'm the drug dealer? No, you're the fuckin' drug dealer. I mean, goddamn, people are dyin'. And y'all are up there afraid that we're gonna find an alternative without you.”
Michael O'Neill - Richard Barkley
Matthew McConaughey - Ron Woodroof