Crime quotes

“The freak with the top hat is leaving with the basketball.”
Stacy Keach - The Narcs: Sergeant Stedenko

“I don't feel that what I've done is a crime. And I think it's illogical and irresponsible for you to sentence me to prison. Because, when you think about it, what did I really do? I crossed an imaginary line with a bunch of plants.”

Johnny Depp - George Jung

“Transportation is a precise business.”
Jason Statham - Frank Martin

“- Alonzo: All right, when's the last time you did a felony stop?
- Jake: Uh, couple weeks ago?
- Alonzo: Good, you need practice.
- Jake: They look like college kids.
- Alonzo: They're gonna get their education today.”

Denzel Washington - Alonzo
Ethan Hawke - Jake

“Shit, we ain't robbing stagecoaches, man! We need something to set it off with.”
Queen Latifah - Cleopatra 'Cleo' Sims

“Studies show owning a ladder is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That's why I own ten guns, just in case some fool tries to sneak in here with a ladder.”
Alex Hirsch - Grunkle Stan

“When there's no cops around, anything's legal!”
Kristen Schaal - Mabel Pines

“I'm trying to decide what to arrest you for - obstruction of justice, harboring a fugitive or just being a general pain in the ass!”
Jerry Orbach - Detective Leonard 'Lennie' Briscoe

“I specifically asked for him to be put on suicide watch. Apparently here at Riker's that mean that they watch you commit suicide.”
Jerry Orbach - Detective Leonard 'Lennie' Briscoe

“In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who investigate crime; and the district attorneys, who prosecute the offenders.”
Steven Zirnkilton - Narrator

“I’m not interested in any labels unless it’s on something I shoplift.”
Naya Rivera - Santana Lopez

“No crime is complete without the cover-up.”
Michael McKean - Chuck McGill

“The one thing about robbing banks is you’re mostly robbing women. So the last thing you want to be is rude.”
Tom Holland - cherry

“I don’t imagine that anyone goes in for a robbery if they’re not in some kind of desperation. I’ve been at this a while now, and it’s no secret what my face looks like.”
Tom Holland - cherry

“The successful criminal brain is always superior. It has to be.”
Joseph Wiseman - Dr. No

“Following orders is not a defense to a war crime.”
Ralph Fiennes - Ben Emmerson

“The law has little to say on things left undone.”
Henry Jones - Coroner

“None of these men are criminals in the usual sense. They've all got jobs. They all live seemingly normal, decent lives. But, they've got their problems and they've all got a little larceny in 'em.”
Sterling Hayden - Johnny Clay

“- May Emmerich: Oh, Lon, when I think of all those awful people you come in contact with - downright criminals - I get scared.
- Alonzo D. Emmerich: Oh, there's nothing so different about them. After all, crime is only... a left-handed form of human endeavor.”
Dorothy Tree - May Emmerich
Louis Calhern - Alonzo D. Emmerich

“People are being cheated, robbed, murdered, raped. And that goes on 24 hours a day, every day in the year. And that's not exceptional, that's usual. It's the same in every city in the modern world. But suppose we had no police force, good or bad. Suppose we had... just silence. Nobody to listen, nobody to answer. The battle's finished. The...” (continue)(continue reading)
John McIntire - Police Commissioner Hardy

“- Jesse Pinkman: What's the point of being an outlaw when you got responsibilities?
- Badger: Darth Vader had responsibilities. He was responsible for the Death Star.
- Skinny Pete: True that. Two of them bitches.”

Aaron Paul - Jesse Pinkman
Matt Jones - Badger
Charles Baker - Skinny Pete

“Criminals are as unpredictable as head colds. You never know when you're going to catch one.”
Robert Stephens - Sherlock Holmes

“- Dennis: You know what they're going to call us? They'll call us - gangsters! It'll be goodbye to business, gentlemen.
- Moody: We'll be as popular as Hitler.”
Anthony Morton - Dennis
John Bindon - Moody

“- Sheriff Burnett: Set a wagon outside of town and put as much food on it as you can spare. If they eat, they'll behave. And you women, all of you, stay inside. Understand? Now let's get moving. C'mon.
- Henry Pollicut: Fill a wagon. So now, these bandits gotta be fought with bread and butter. When are we gonna see some law and common sense in...” (continue)(continue reading)
Frank Wolff - Sheriff Gideon Burnett
Luigi Pistilli - Henry Pollicut
Marisa Merlini - Regina

“Make no mistake about it. You guys need to own the fact that we do not have the flag on our shoulders. You cannot go back to your normal life after tonight. You guys need to own the fact that what we’re about to do is criminal.”

Ben Affleck - Tom 'Redfly' Davis