Drugs quotes

- Deputy D.A. Penny Kimball: Grass. And who knows what else?
- Larry "Doc" Sportello: I'm only a light smoker.
- Deputy D.A. Penny Kimball: How many joints have you had today?
- Larry "Doc" Sportello: I have to check the logbook.
Reese Witherspoon - Deputy D.A. Penny Kimball
Joaquin Phoenix - Larry "Doc" Sportello

“- David Clark: Hey Brad, what the fuck!
- Brad Gurdlinger: Uh oh, something wrong?
- David Clark: Yeah, something's wrong. Something's very, very wrong. You said a smidge of pot, and this is not a smidge.
- Brad Gurdlinger: Smidge and half, no?
- David Clark: Look, you got me moving enough weed to kill Willie fucking Nelson, man.”
Jason Sudeikis - David Clark
Ed Helms - Brad Gurdlinger

“- Det. Barzak: Some people told us you like to talk when you get high. Are we high enough yet, Bobby?
- Bobby Sweet: I don't know. I swear, I don't know.”

Robert Carradine - Det. Barzak
Jon Gries - Bobby Sweet

“I go to a liver doctor and I pay him $50. And it don't help me. I go to an ulcer doctor. Same thing, except I pay him $75. But I go to some little cat up in a house somewhere and pay him $10 for a bag of shit and a little peace. My ulcers don't hurt, liver don't hurt. My heart trouble is gone. And this is the man I'm supposed to stay away from?...” (continue)(continue reading)
Forest Whitaker - Charlie "Bird" Parker

- Greg Focker: Who would've thought it wasn't really about a dragon, huh?
- Jack Byrnes: What do you mean?
- Greg Focker: You know, the whole drug thing?
- Jack Byrnes: No, I don't know. Why don't you tell me?
- Greg Focker: Some people think that to "Puff the Magic Dragon" means to... they're really, uh... to smoke... to smoke... a marijuana... (continue)(continue reading)

Ben Stiller - Greg Focker
Robert De Niro - Jack Byrnes

“- Jenna: I just want to make sure we're clear about one thing.
- Dr. Pomatter: What's that, Jenna?
- Jenna: I want drugs. I want massive amounts of drugs. I want the maximumlegal limit of drugs.
- Dr. Pomatter: Noted and understood.”
Keri Russell - Jenna Hunterson
Nathan Fillion - Dr. Jim Pomatter

“- Malcolm: Phoebe - how would you like to supervise our Sidney for a month or two?
- Phoebe: No way.
- Malcolm: Go on; you'd be a good influence on the boy. Why not?
- Phoebe: Infectious hepatitis, loony girlfriend, drugs?
- Malcolm: Boys will be boys.”
David Hayman - Malcolm
Debby Bishop - Phoebe

“Crime, money, power, drugs - are all linked.”
Matthew Vaughn

“Hallucinatory - that's just the way everyday life is, in Colombia.”
Barbet Schroeder

“- Jordan Belfort: Mr. Hanna, you're able to do drugs during the day and then still function, still do your job?
- Mark Hanna: How the fuck else are you supposed to do this job? Cocaine and hookers, my friend.”
Leonardo DiCaprio - Jordan Belfort
Matthew McConaughey - Mark Hanna

“- Darryl Revok: This was a test campaign used in 1947 to market a new product. The product was a drug, a tranquilizer called 'Ephemerol'. It was aimed at pregnant women. If it had worked it would have been marketed all over North America. But the campaign failed and the drug failed, because it had a side effect on the unborn children. An...” (continue)(continue reading)

Michael Ironside - Darryl Revok
Stephen Lack - Cameron Vale

“What was this drug? I couldn’t stay messy on it. I hadn’t had a cigarette in six hours. Hadn’t eaten. So abstemious and tidy. What was this? A drug for people who wanted to me more anal retentive. I wasn’t high. I wasn’t wired. Just clear. I knew what I needed to do and how to do it.”

Bradley Cooper - Eddie Morra

“When I was born the world was a far simpler place. It was all just cops and robbers. But it wasn't for me. Then came the Summer of Love. Hasish and LSD arrived on the scene.”
Daniel Craig - XXXX

You know what I think, "on some level"? I think you're the kind of wise cocksucker that writes a tear-jerk play against the Marines and then turns around and smuggles a shitload of heroin into this country.

Anthony Zerbe - Antheil

“- Trevor Slattery: I had a little problem with substances, and I, uh, ended up doing things, no two ways about it, in the street, that a man shouldn't do.Then, they approached me about the role, and they knew about the drugs.
- Tony Stark: What did they say, they'd get you off them?
- Trevor Slattery: Said they'd give me more.”
Ben Kingsley - Trevor Slattery
Robert Downey Jr. - Tony Stark

“It is vital that we work to a few golden rules. Always work in a small team. Keep a very low profile. Only deal with people who come recommended. And it's like selling anything else: washing machines, hand made shoes, blowjobs. As long as you don't take the piss people will always come back for more. And that is not to say we don't have that...” (continue)(continue reading)

Daniel Craig - XXXX

“- Miss Burke: I've had complaints from several students that you've sold them mind-altering substances. Now, do you wanna talk to me about it, or take it up with Principal Drake?
- Zeke: You're too tense, Miss Burke. But I've got just the thing for ya.
- Miss Burke: You know, Zeke, I am the authority figure here, it's time you realized that.”
Famke Janssen - Miss Elizabeth Burke
Josh Hartnett - Zeke Tyler

“Well I would love to sell you some weed, Jeremy, but I'm at my fucking job right now. Obviously, because you called me at work, you know that I'm at my place of work, so I can't just leavehere and sell you some weed. I can sell you some weed when I'm done.”

Jonah Hill - Matthew the Waiter

“There's basically two types of guys in the army, the motherfuckers and the motherfucked. Sergeant Saad is the third kind, he fucks the motherfuckers. Which is doable when you're the chief MP by day and the director of retail heroin sales by night.”
Joaquin Phoenix - Ray Elwood

“They're selling shit to the American people to raise money to protect the American people from the guys they produce the shit they're selling them in the first place. This is fucked up on so many levels...”

Chris Evans - Jensen

“I had a late-term abortion, went into deep depression, got really into coke, moved to Florida for a year and made a bunch of B-movies for my Eurotrash boyfriend, who wrote and directed and made sure I got my tits out in every other scene.”
Toni Collette - Emily French

- Stuart Hiller: Go easy on him tonight, Page. This means a lot to him.
- Page Hiller: So did that girl he brought home for Easter last year. Remember? She was so stoned, all she could do was look at the peas and say, "wow, they're so green!".

Matt Clark - Stuart Hiller
Claudette Nevins - Page Hiller

“- Raver: Tell him what he has won.
- Cliff: An all-expense-paid trip to your cerebral cortex. Thanks for playing.”

Greg Camilleri - Raver
Ari Gold - Cliff

“- Jane: No, we're not taking drug money on the road with us. Put it back.
- Holly: Well, it's not like you can tell by looking at it.
- Jane: OK, you have a point: we'll just take half, all right? And we are not taking drugs on the road with us, either. So give them back.”
Whoopi Goldberg - Jane
Drew Barrymore - Holly

“- Thorny: Do you know how fast you were going back there?
- College Boy 1: Umm... 65?
- Thorny: 63.
- College Boy 1: But... isn't the speed limit 65?
- Thorny: Yes, it is.
- College Boy 3: [stoned] I'm freakin' out, man!”

Jay Chandrasekhar - Thorny
André Vippolis - College Boy 1
Geoffrey Arend - College Boy 3