Drugs quotes

“Love is stronger than any addiction.”
Tyler Perry - Madea

“I don't feel the sickness yet, but it's in the post. That's for sure. I'm in the junkie limbo at the moment. Too ill to sleep. Too tired to stay awake, but the sickness is on its way. Sweat, chills, nausea. Pain and craving. A need like nothing else I've ever known will soon take hold of me. It's on its way.”
Ewan Gordon McGregor - Mark Renton

“- Colonel Berman: McCovey was on the pill? How could this be possible?
- Ray Elwood: Well, he might have taken it by mistake, sir.
- Colonel Berman: What?
- Ray Elwood: The birth control pill. He might've thought it was something ele.
- Colonel Berman: Well, fine, but he didn't take heroin, speed and cocaine by mistake, did he?
- Ray Elwood: It...” (continue)(continue reading)

Ed Harris - Colonel Berman
Joaquin Phoenix - Ray Elwood

“- Donald Kimball: What whole Yale thing?
- Patrick Bateman: Well, for one thing, I think he was probably a closet homosexual who did a lot of cocaine. That whole Yale thing.”
Willem Dafoe - Donald Kimball
Christian Bale - Patrick Bateman

“- Michael Alig: Oh, no thanks, I don't do drugs.
- James St. James: Nor do I.
[snorts Special K]
- James: Did you see that? It just flew right up my nose!”
Macaulay Culkin - Michael Alig
Seth Green - James St. James

“- Saul Silver: Look, only reason I started selling pot is so I could put my bubbeh in a nice retirement home.
- Dale Denton: [sarcastically] Oh, yeah, she must be proud of you for that.
- Saul Silver: She is really proud of me, and I'm gonna become something, man! As soon as she dies, I'm gonna become a civil engineer. I'm gonna design septic...” (continue)(continue reading)
James Franco - Saul Silver
Seth Rogen - Dale Denton

“You should never throw a bong, kid. Ever.”
Peter Dante - Dante

“This country spends $100 billion a year on getting high, and it's not because of me. All that time I was wasting in jail, it just got worse. I'm not your problem. I'm just a businessman.”

Christopher Walken - Frank White

“These kidssmoke better dope than I do.”
John Furey - Paul

“I want to retire in South America. I hear that's where the drugs come from.”
Gary Kemp - Oliver

“What are you? New? Eat dinner before you take drugs.”
Rachel True - Beth Anderson

“I smoked some weed the other night, and I think this shit was laced, because I went out right away and got these tattoos on my eyelids to make it look while I was sleeping that people would think I was awake.”
Justin Long - Junior

“I haven't been this happy since it was okay to take drugs.”
Bette Midler - Lilly Leonard

“- Harry Monroe: That ain't oregano.
- Sissie: You put this in the veal?
- Cook's Helper: And the soup.
- Sissie: No!
- Cook's Helper: And the salad.
- Sissie: Lord have mercy! Grass!
- Harry Monroe: My grass. Jesus! You cooked half my stash!”
Richard Pryor - Harry Monroe
Esther Sutherland - Sissie
Pamela Poitier - Cook's Helper

“- Alex: That's quite a buffet you have there.
- Bea: Thank you, Mr. President.”

Allen Covert - Alex
Shirley Knight - Bea

“You believe in God, don't you? That God you try to get to through fucking or dope.”

Sam Neill - Mark

“- Guest at Party: Nick, I can't believe you look so good for someone so old. How do you do that?
- Nick Kudrow: Drugs, my dear. Massive doses of drugs.”
Alec Baldwin - Nick Kudrow

“You know, the best part of the best drug in the world isn't the high. It's the moment just before you take it. The dice are dancing on the table. Between now and the time they stop, that's the greatest high in the world.”
Al Pacino - Walter

“- Todd: You know, this cake tastes kind of funny.
- John: Oh yeah, I dumped a fat sack of Reefer into the mix. I thought I'd spice up the batch.
- Beefy: Really?
- Nicky: What's Reefer?
- Beefy: About five Hundred bucks an ounce.”
Allen Covert - Todd
Jonathan Loughran - John
Robert Smigel - Beefy
Adam Sandler - Nicky

“Natural childbirth means that no drugs will be administered into the female's body during the delivery. The father can have all he wants.”
Bill Cosby - Bill Cosby

- Armand Goldman: What are you giving him drugs for? What the hell are Pirin tablets?
- Agador: It's aspirin with the "A" and the "S" scraped off.
- Armand Goldman: My God, what a brilliant idea!
Robin Williams - Armand Goldman
Hank Azaria - Agador

“- Millburn: Is that tobacco? Is that tobacco in your respirator?
- Fifield: Yeah, sure.
- [takes a puff]
- Fifield: Tobacco.
- Millburn: On the behalf of scientists everywhere, I am ashamed to count you amongst us, Fifield. Really.”
Rafe Spall - Millburn
Sean Harris - Fifield

“That was stupidity. Now I have to call an ambulance.”

Diane Venora - Chan Parker

“- Assistant U.S. Atty. Rick Cappalino: There was never a hint of corruption in that office. Maybe you know something I don't. Danny, you called me. So why are you here? If you know anything about lawyers or D.A.'s I would love to hear it. Is it common practice to sell narcotics in the narcotics division?
- Detectove Daniel Ciello: Where do you...” (continue)(continue reading)
Norman Parker - Assistant U.S. Atty. Rick Cappalino
Treat Williams - Detective Daniel Ciello

“- Carl Purdue: That was great!
- Ducky: What, the grass or us?
- Carl Purdue: Oh, I don't know. Shall we try it all over again, so I can make up my mind?
- Ginger: What, Carl, already?”

Adam Roarke - Carl Purdue
Jeana Keough - Ducky
Val Kline - Ginger