Drugs quotes

Man, you should see this song I'm listening to. It's called "Don't Bogart That Joint, My Friend”.
Jon Abrahams - Drugs Delaney

“I think your sweetheart's been taking too many diet pills.”
Joel Hoffman - T.J.

“I'm not addicted to drugs, I'm addicted to glamour.”
Seth Green - James St. James

“- Kyle: Are you in a crack house?
- Meghan: Yes! That's what I've been trying to tell you!”
Oliver Hudson - Kyle
Jan Struther - Meghan

“We risk sanity for moments of temporary enlightenment.”
John Simm - Jip

“- Prom Chaperone: I can't allow you to leave. You're either going out for drugs or drink. It's against the rules.
- Rosie: It's okay. We're just having some kinky sex.
- Prom Chaperone: Oh, alright.”
Laurie B. McCormick - Prom Chaperone
Michele Tobin - Rosie

“- Dougy: We keep robbin' banks but we never get to keep the money.
- Emil M. Antonowsky: Takes money to make money. We steal money to buy coke then sell the coke to make even more money. Capital investment, man.
- Dougy: Yeah, but why bother making it when we can just steal it?
- Emil M. Antonowsky: No better way to steal money than free...” (continue)(continue reading)
Neil Summers - Dougy
Paul McCrane - Emil M. Antonowsky

“Good night, Michael. It was a wonderful party. My date left with someone else. I had a lot of fun. Do you have any Seconol?”
Teri Garr - Sandy

“- Craig Jones: You heard of El Nino?
- Karla Joker: Yeah...
- Craig Jones: This is El Negro. Come on down here and let me tap that ass. ”

Ice Cube - Craig Jones
Lisa Rodrìguez - Karla

“I have learned from experience that a modicum of snuff can be most efficacious.”
John Neville - Hieronymus Karl Frederick Baron von Munchausen

“You better pray to whatever god you believe in that your character knows what the hell it's doing. I thought I was a man of character. Good character. Then I made a mistake. A bad one that changed everything. That's why I found myself walking into a lousy L.A. bar to buy some Phenolcitrate, synthetic heroin, my personal favorite.”
David Duchovny - Dr. Eugene Sands

“- Jessie: Why do you have all these pills, Cody?
- Cody: I don't like to sleep.”
Kate Bosworth - Jessie
Jacob Tremblay - Cody

“- Todd Maher: How does that Cinnabon taste?
- Walter Mitty: Great.
- Todd Maher: That's frosted heroin, what you're eating, my friend.”
Patton Oswalt - Todd Maher
Ben Stiller - Walter Mitty

“- Commissioner Brumford: Ladies and gentlemen, I would now like to introduce a most special American. Tonight, he is being honoured for his 1000th drug-dealer killed.
- Lt. Frank Drebin: Thank you. But, in all honesty, the last three I backed over with my car. Luckily, they turned out to be drug-dealers.”
Jacqueline Brookes - Commissioner Brumford
Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin

“- Justine Last: Gwen says smoking marijuana lowers your sperm.
- Phil Last: Lowers it to where?
- Justine Last: Maybe you're the infertile one around here. Maybe every time you smoke a little doobie, you're killing our unborn children.”
Jennifer Aniston - Justine Last
John C. Reilly - Phil Last

“- Cindy's Dad: Oh you are my little girl, I love you so much that I left you a little something in the coffee can. But you have to remember to step on it before you sell it. Now, what are you going to cut it with?
- Cindy Campbell: Um... baking...
- Cindy's Dad: Baking soda. Not baking powder. Because baking powder guys will have muffins growing...” (continue)(continue reading)
Rick Ducommun - Cindy's Dad
Anna Faris - Cindy Campbell

“- Pedro: Is it heavy suff man? Will it blow me away?
- Anthony: You better fasten your seatbelt man.”
Cheech Marin - Pedro De Pacas
Tommy Chong - Anthony 'Man' Stoner

“Most people don't know how they're gonna feel from one moment to the next. But a dope fiend has a pretty good idea. All you gotta do is look at the labels on the little bottles.”
Matt Dillon - Bob

“- Hulk: Pookie, what you smoking on?
- Pookie: Weed laced with embalming fluid. It's pretty good.”
Da'Vone McDonald - Hulk
Alphonso McAuley - Pookie

“- Curtis: Hey man, want a toke?
- Derek Vinyard: Curtis, what are you doing? Weed is for niggers. You put that away right now. Have a little self respect.”
Jordan Marder - Curtis
Edward Norton - Derek Vinyard

“- Billy Hayes: What about you? What are you in for?
- Erich: Hashish. 90% of the foreigners here are in for hashish or drug related charges from smuggling to posession. My advice is you get yourself a very good lawyer and try to argue down the charge you face. If they make it posession, the sentance is lighter.”
Brad Davis - Billy Hayes
Norbert Weisser - Erich

“I love weed, love it! Probably always will! But not as much as I love pussy! The end.”
Dave Chappelle - Thurgood Jenkins

“- Officer Rosen: Your eyes are red. You been smokin' crack?
- Beck: Your eyes are glazed. You been eatin' donuts?”
Kim Coates - Officer Rosen
John Leguizamo - Beck

“- Greg: We're on drugs.
- Earl: Oh shit!
- Rachel: Why are you on drugs?”
Thomas Mann - Greg
RJ Cyler - Earl
Olivia Cooke - Rachel

- Prince Akeem: Oh sir, the Giants of New York took on the Packers of Green Bay. And in the end, the Giants triumphed by kicking an oblong ball made of pigskin through a big "H". It was a most ripping victory.
- Cleo McDowell: Son, I'm only going to tell you this one time.
- Prince Akeem: Yes?
- Cleo McDowell: If you want to keep working here,... (continue)(continue reading)
Eddie Murphy - Prince Akeem
John Amos - Cleo McDowell