Drugs quotes

- Cheech: Man, I can't believe you. Every time you do coke this shit happens.
- Chong: Hey, wait a minute man. How come every time I do coke you say that "every time you do coke" thing?
Cheech Marin - Cheech
Tommy Chong - Chong

“Want a joint? You know what they say, cops have the best dope.”
Chevy Chase - Tony Carlson

“There ain't gonna be no hustlers when the Revolution comes. They all gonna get lined up against the wall with all the other oppressors.”
Mtume Gant - Reggie

“I was full-time at Crystal Meth University.”
Sarah Jessica Parker - Francesca Lanfield

“I'm lookin' t' buy some weed.”
John King III - Wheeler

“Drugs? Everyone has a choice and I choose not to do drugs.”
Leonardo DiCaprio

“- Owen: At the turn of the century heroin was available at every corner drugstore. Any housewife could get some for a headache.
- Katherine: I am not a turn of the century housewife and I don't want heroin in my house.”
Bob Brady - Owen
Elaine C. Grove - Katherine

A very exotic drug from Asia. More commonly known as "Indian Hemp" or "marijuana".

Ronald E. House - Count Otto van Bruno

“Are you retarded, or just brain-dead from whiffing fumes out there in the swamp?”

Denise Richards - Kelly Van Ryan

“- Bella: I still can't believe that worked.
- Kate: What? You guaranteed me it would.
- Bella: Yeah, well, I'm on medication. Strong medication.”
Mimi Kuzyk - Bella Shapiro
Portia Doubleday - Kate Kassell

“- Police Officer: Ma'am, are you under the influence of alcohol or any other controlled substance?
- Tree Gelbman: No! That is what I'm trying to... Wait. If I am, does that mean that you're going to arrest me and lock me in a jail cell?
- Police Officer: That's how it usually works.
- Tree Gelbman: I'm drunk!
- Police Officer: You are?
- Tree...” (continue)(continue reading)

Jimmy Gonzales - Police Officer
Jessica Rothe - Tree Gelbman

“Time was on crack today.”
Omar Epps - Mike

“You're in politics. You know that no one can claw their way to the top without getting a little dirt under their fingernails. Clearly I overestimated you. But calling me a drug dealer! I'm... so much bigger than that, you know.”

Priyanka Chopra - Victoria Leeds

“I'm a big, bad, bong-banging bible basher!”
Rhys Ifans - Jeremy Lewis

“I'm not a gangster, just a businessman. And my commodity happens to be cocaine.”
Daniel Craig - XXXX

“- Ruby Spar: Do you smoke?
- Shelby Munker: No, it makes me dizzy.
- Ruby Spar: Me too, that's why I like it.”
Margaret Ladd - Ruby Spar
Marta Heflin - Shelby Munker

“- Saul Silver: How about in the park, when I said you were my friend... you didn't say anything back.
- Dale Denton: Well, that's easy. It's because we're not friends. You are my drug dealer. The only reason I know you is because I like the drugs you sell. If you didn't sell drugs, I would have no idea who you are, and I wouldn't be here right now.”
James Franco - Saul Silver
Seth Rogen - Dale Denton

“- Miller: Are we too old to take handfuls of ecstasy and dance around in fur, with other people in fur?
- Casey: Yes. We're too old for all of those things.”
Miles Teller - Miller
Skylar Astin - Casey

“You know, booze isn't really your drug of choice anyway. You're addicted to chaos. For some of us, it's coke. For some of us, it's bourbon. But you? You got hooked on disaster.”

William Hurt - Doyle's Sponsor

“- Reese Bobby: [walks into the classroom] Excuse me, darling. I'm Reese Bobby. I'm here for career day with my son, Ricky.
- Young Ricky: Dad!
- Reese Bobby: Hey there, boy! Man, you got big. How long's it been? Three, four months?
- Young Ricky: Ten years.
- Reese Bobby: Ten years? Man, I gotta lay off the peyote.”
Gary Cole - Reese Bobby
Luke Bigham - Young Ricky

“- Bridget Jones: I want everything. Gas, air, injections, morphine.
- Jack: Bridget, remember your yoga.
- Bridget Jones: Fuck yoga!”
Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones
Colin Firth - Jack

“Bugs and drugs. Bugs and drugs. Smooth operation, that's what I got. Smooth operation.”
Joe Pesci - Mr. Big

We'll put James in a cage and hang a sign over it that says "do not feed the drug child”. It will transform Limelight and New York nightlife forever and it will be more outrageous than anything before. New stars, no rules, anything goes. Everyone will want to come.
Macaulay Culkin - Michael Alig

“- Special Agent Chester Desmond: D'you ever take cocaine, Irene?
- Irene at Hap's: No, I do not. I never took cocaine or any other drug. I don't take drugs.
- Sam Stanley: Nicotine's a drug. Caffeine's a drug.
- Irene at Hap's: Who's the towhead?”

Chris Isaak - Special Agent Chester Desmond
Sandra Kinder - Irene at Hap's
Kiefer Sutherland - Sam Stanley

“People think it's all about misery and desperation and death and all that shit which is not to be ignored, but what they forget is the pleasure of it. Otherwise we wouldn't do it. After all, we're not fucking stupid. At least, we're not that fucking stupid.”

Ewan McGregor - Mark Renton