Drugs quotes

“You can fuck me for a little while we're high.”

Natalie Portman - Celeste

“- Julian: I hear you telling your friends to come over here and you're gonna smoke some weed.
- Vicky: No, no.
- Julian: That alakazam?
- Vicky: Julian, I'm talking about like, a... you know, like a magic trick. Abracadabra!
- Julian: I know you're talking about smoking weed. Don't lie to me. That's against the rules, I'm telling my mom.
-...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jibrail Nantambu - Julian
Virginia Gardner - Vicky

“- Ray: For God's sake! For some reason you're always shooting down my dreams.
- Frenchy: Because you get the kind of dreams people get after putting opium in their brownies.”
Woody Allen - Ray
Tracey Ullman - Frenchy

“My drugs are everywhere. They were never my thing, but here I am, running the biggest drug cartel in the world.”
Julianne Moore - Poppy

“I want to confess... everything.”

Jesse Plemons - Floyd landis

“- Jim Stone: [looks inside cylinder] This is full of cocaine.
- Mechanic: [laughing] Yeah.
- Jim Stone: This needs to be submitted to evidence.
- Mechanic: [stops laughing] Yes, and it will, I'm sorry.”
Nicolas Cage - Stone
Jeff Howard - Mechanic

“- Dr. Eve Saks: None of those drugs have been approved by the FDA.
- Ron Woodroof: Screw the FDA. I'm gonna be DOA.”
Jennifer Garner - Dr. Eve Saks
Matthew McConaughey - Ron Woodroof

“I don't do drugs, though. Just weed.”
Dave Chappelle - Thurgood Jenkins

“Fuck it, we would have injected vitamin C if only they'd made it illegal.”

“- Papo: You guys sure killed a lot of people for a little money.
- Gill: People? Who gives a fuck about people like that? Or people like you for that matter.
- Papo: Oh, I get it. Dealers of death. Who cares about people that sells drugs to eight-year-olds? Hey man, you expect them to work at Burger King making 3.75 an hour? I pay them 200...” (continue)(continue reading)

Luis Guzmán - Papo
Thomas G. Waites - Gill

“- Jake: Will you take drugs with me and go to a kid's birthday party?
- Lainey: I literally thought you'd never ask.”
Jason Sudeikis - Jake
Alison Brie - Lainey

“My name's Elliot, and I'm with the Cub Scouts of America. We're... we're selling uncut cocaine to get to the jamboree.”
Bronson Pinchot - Elliot Blitzer

“What is that ringing? Do I have a tumor?”

Peter Dante - Dante

“- Jake: Why did you do this to me?
- Alonzo: Nobody told you to smoke that thing. You made the decision. Live with your decision. Ain't like I put a gun to your head.”

Ethan Hawke - Jake
Denzel Washington - Alonzo

“- Ginger: It's just a little weed. Well, maybe not such a little. How 'bout, six trash bags full?
- Sarah: Six bags full? Like that?
- Ducky: Don't be mad, be glad.”
Val Kline - Ginger
Debra Blee - Sarah
Jeana Keough - Ducky

“- Les: So you got any New Year resolutions, Princess Di?
- Diane: Yes.
- Les: What are they?
- Diane: To stop dating my dealer.
- Les: Now why would you do that? With me you get the whole package: sex and drugs.”
Ethan Hawke - Les
Emily Mortimer - Diane

“- Wooderson: Say, man, you got a joint?
- Mitch Kramer: No, not on me, man.
- Wooderson: It'd be a lot cooler if you did.”
Matthew McConaughey - Wooderson
Wiley Wiggins - Mitch Kramer

“- David Clark: Brad, I almost got killed over this shit twice.
- Brad Gurdlinger: Look, I'm not gonna be an asshole about this. I got two tons of premium weed, and yes you got Chacon pinched in the process, which is a huge win for team Brad. So how about we shake hands and call it even?
- David Clark: You were never gonna pay me, were you?
-...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jason Sudeikis - David Clark
Ed Helms - Brad Gurdlinger

“- Audrey Griswold: Uh, don't take this personally, Vicki; but being a farmer isn't too cool you know.
- Cousin Vicki: Oh, yeah? Well, how cool is this?
[reaches under her bed and pulls out a shoebox full of marijuana]”
Dana Barron - Audrey Griswold
Jane Krakowski - Cousin Vicki

“These chemicals have taken over my life! I don't have a life! I have a half-life!”
Ron Fazio - The Toxic Avenger

“- Felix Cortez: What would you say if I promised you that I would reduce the cocaine shipments to your country by half?
- James Cutter: I'd say you were using too much of your own product.”
Joaquim de Almeida - Felix Cortez
Harris Yulin - James Cutter

“- Erin: Tell me you did not go to Mexico to buy weed.
- Kemper: We did not go to Mexico to buy weed.”
Jessica Biel - Erin
Eric Balfour - Kemper

“Debbie, you wanna stay away form weed. You know it's gonna lead you into cigarettes.”

“- Katherine: Cocteau was Cocteau before he ever did... drugs.
- Owen: What are you saying?
- Katherine: That it's not going to help you.”
Elaine C. Grove - Katherine
Bob Brady - Owen

“The downside of coming off junk was I knew I would need to mix with my friends again in a state of full consciousness. It was awful. They reminded me so much of myself, I could hardly bear to look at them.”
Ewan McGregor - Mark Renton