Drugs quotes

“- Pedro: Man, what is in this shit, man?
- Man Stoner: Mostly Maui Waui man, but it's got some Labrador in it.
- Pedro: What's Labrador?
- Man Stoner: It's dog shit.
- Pedro: What?
- Man Stoner: Yeah, my dog ate my stash, man.
- Pedro: Yeah?
- Man Stoner: I had it on the table and the little motherfucker ate it, man. Then I had to follow him...” (continue)(continue reading)
Cheech Marin - Pedro De Pacas
Tommy Chong - Anthony 'Man' Stoner

“- Billy Mack Black: Hey, man, you sure you don't want any of this?
- Watty Watts: I don't think it's such a good idea for you to be doin' that shit before a job.
- Billy Mack Black: Cleans out my brain.
- Watty Watts: Turns your brain into chewing gum.”

Rory Cochrane - Billy Mack Black
Gil Bellows - Watty Watts

“Fuckin' cocaine. You know, I was really so successful at everything I did. Business, politics, hell, I could handle anything... except cocaine. Only I didn't know that because of cocaine. That's what really fucked up my marriage. It wasn't anything else. And... I did go to bed with 'Renzo once or twice. Hell, it was just a coke thing. I could do...” (continue)(continue reading)
John Travolta - Governor Jack Stanton

“When I was a sportswoman on the East German Olympic Track and Field team, they dispensed anabolic steroids as freely as here in America they dole out Gator-Ade.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Dr. Alex Hesse

“My body feels like it's gonna explode.”

Vince Murdocco - Brian Wagner

“- Matt Montini: So what happened here?
- Orin Boyd: Property vault was hit. Fifty kilos of heroin stolen.
- Matt Montini: Shit, someone's having a big party tonight.”
David Vadim - Matt Montini
Steven Seagal - Orin Boyd

“- Danny: Do you like coke?
- Augie: I like the idea of it more than I actually like it.”
Paul Rudd - Danny
Christopher Mintz-Plasse - Augie

“- Ron Launius: What the fuck am I going to do with a microwave?
- John Holmes: You can heat food with it.
- Ron Launius: The only thing I want to heat up right now is some dope.”
Josh Lucas - Ron Launius
Val Kilmer - John Holmes

“Don't ever smoke this stuff in front of the law. You smoke this stuff in front of the law, the law gets upset.”

Valeria Golino - Maria

“Is that morphine in there? God, beats the hell out of aspirin.”
Paul Giamatti - John

“- Gene Okerlund: Steroids aren't used in wrestling anymore, are they Jesse?
- Jesse Ventura: Or any less.”
Gene Okerlund - Gene Okerlund
Jesse Ventura - Jesse Ventura

“- Bradley: There's a half-burnt joint on the floor. Seems our boy was having a little pot in the potty.
- Lt. Vincent D'Agosta: Pot's a misdemeanor. Decapitation seems a bit severe.”

Mike Bacarella - Bradley
Tom Sizemore - Lt. Vincent D'Agosta

“- Rick Gassko: Diagnoses?
- Dr. Stan Gassko: Medically speaking?
- Rick Gassko: Yes.
- Dr. Stan Gassko: Whacked out of his brains on drugs.”
Tom Hanks - Rick Gassko
William Tepper - Dr. Stan Gassko

- Hanson: Ah, it's Cindy. Say "hello" to Cindy, Shorty.
- Shorty: Hello... Cindy.
[Cindy looks at the bottles on the table]
- Cindy: Oh, God. Morphine, chloroform, horse tranquilizers! You drugged him!
- Hanson: I did not! That's all his stuff!
Chris Elliott - Hanson
Marlon Wayans - Shorty
Anna Faris - Cindy

“- Rita: Do you have anything for my nerves? You know, just laying around? Seconal, Demerol, Tuinal, Valium, Quaaludes, Percocet...
- Vivian: Rita!
- Eliot: Not my merchandise. I deal exclusively in pot.
- Rita: That shit makes me paranoid.”
Marisa Tomei - Rita
Natasha Lyonne - Vivian
Kevin Corrigan - Eliot

“- Red: I'm trying to decide how stoned I am and just how on the verge of death am I right now. Like, am I seeing shit because I'm stoned or because I have no blood left in my body.
- Dale Denton: Well, you've been shot like seven times.”
Danny McBride - Red
Seth Rogen - Dale Denton

“- Raoul Duke: There's a uh, big machine in the sky, some kind of, I dunno, electric snake, coming straight at us.
- Dr. Gonzo: Shoot it.
- Raoul Duke: Not yet, I want to study its habits.”

Johnny Depp - Raoul Duke
Benicio del Toro - Dr. Gonzo

“You're always high! You're a drugged out loser. You think you're gonna' create a T-shirt company? You can't even dress yourself!”

Colin Hanks - Shaun Brumder

“I predict in the near future right-wingers will use drug hysteria as a pretext to set up an international police apparatus.”
William S. Burroughs - Tom the Priest

“How do you live in New York and not have a single percocet?”
Jared Leto - Junior

“Danbury wasn't a prison, it was a crime school. I went in with a Bachelor of marijuana, came out with a Doctorate of cocaine.”
Johnny Depp - George Jung

“- Fry: You're not a cop, are you?
- Johns: Never said I was.
- Fry: No, you didn't. You never said you were a hype, either.
- Johns: You have a little caffeine in the morning; I have a little morphine. So what?”
Radha Mitchell - Carolyn Fry
Cole Hauser - William J. Johns

“- Drug Dealer: Looking to get hooked up?
- Nomak: Maybe. What do you have?
- Drug Dealer: No problem. Horse, Hawaiian ice, whatever you need.
- Nomak: Whatever I need. I like that. What if I need you?”
Ladislav Beran - Drug Dealer
Luke Goss - Nomak

“Every time you hear about some famous guy overdosing on drugs, it's always some really talented guy. It's always like Len Bias, or Janis Joplin, or Jimi Hendrix, or John Belushi. You know what I mean? The people you wanna have overdose on drugs never would! Like Motley Crue would never fucking overdose man, never!”
Denis Colin Leary - Himself

“- Park Cheol-woong: We put a hypnosis-inducing drug in your water.
- Dae-su Oh: Sodium barbiturate?
- Park Cheol-woong: Ha! TV Man knows it all!”
Dal-su Oh - Park Cheol-woong
Min-sik Choi - Dae-su Oh