Drugs quotes

“What do you think you're doing? Putting up schools and nursing homes? You motherfucker's are heroin dealers.”

Mtume Gant - Reggie

“- Phoebe: Try and get off the heroin, ok? Come on, promise.
- Sid: Ok.
- Phoebe: And cut back on the drinking, all right?
- Sid: Yeah all right, all right I promise! Cross me heart and hope to die.”
Debby Bishop - Phoebe
Gary Leonard Oldman - Sid Vicious

Three tomatoes are walking down the street: a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and smooshes him... and says, "catch up".

Uma Thurman - Mia Wallace

“- Julie: Young man, are you popping pills?
- Popper: I sure am. I'm a popper, she's a popper, he's a popper... wouldn't you like to be a popper too?”
Fern Fitzgerald - Julie
Patrick Cochran - Popper

“- Lenny Brown: Mark, I don't sell drugs. I'm in real estate.
- Mark: I don't sell drugs, either. I'm a screenwriter. But until the ship comes in, you gotta cover the waterfront.”

James Woods - Lenny Brown
Marc Poppel - Mark

“You know, I smoked a marijuana cigarette at a party once. I could never figure out what the big deal was.”
Jane Seymour Fonda - Judy Bernly

“Uh-oh. Get out the Alka-Seltzer.”
Barry Corbin - Uncle Bob

“Yes, I like it!”

Chevy Chase - Max Fielder

“- Security Guard: What the hell gets into you people?
- Robert Boyd: Drugs and alcohol.
- Security Guard: I got no problem with that.”

Russell B. McKenzie - Security Guard
Christian Slater - Robert Boyd

“I got some weed straight from Turkey, boy. Turkey! Yeah man, It's what gets those arabs off. Check it out man, It will boogie woogie on your mind.”
Christopher Joy - Curtis

“Drugs. Changed. Everything. Always remember that one day all this drug monkey business will all be legal.”
Daniel Craig - XXXX

“My old man wrote me a letter from prison once. It said if you don't want to end up in here, stay away from crime, women and drugs. Trouble is, that don't leave you much else to do, does it?”
Danny Dyer - Frankie

“- Swanney: Would Sir care for a starter of some garlic bread perhaps?
- Renton: No, thank you. I will proceed directly to the intravenous injection of hard drugs, please.”

Peter Mullan - Swanney
Ewan Gordon McGregor - Mark Renton

“- Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?
- Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly.”
Keanu Reeves - Neo
Marc Aden Gray - Choi

“Once they get the dope off the streets, you know, people will persist in joining things. I mean, you'll see the gangs come back. If you live that long.”
Mickey Rourke - The Motorcycle Boy

“Who moves in the middle of the night, a meth lab?”
Matthew Broderick - Steve Finch

“It's a slippery slope... beer, liquor, dope, coke, meth, chicks with dicks, then jail!”
Steve Coogan - Dana Marschz

“That woman has enough drugs over there to relax China.”

Sharon Stone - Nicole Horner

- Michele Casey: Leo says I'm really going places. Just because he deals in dope, that doesn't tarnish me.
- Finley 'Critter' Jones : Oh, that's what you think, baby. Tarnish isn't a strong enough word for what he'll do to you. Try "corrode" for size.
Leslie McRay - Michele Casey
Jody Daniels - Finley 'Critter' Jones

“There's no money, there's no weed. It's all been replaced by a pile of corpses.”

Jason Flemyng - Tom

“Consult your doctor before using this product. Side effects may include oily discharge, hives, loss of appetite, low blood pressure. If you have diabetes or a history of kidney trouble, you're dead, asshole!”
Thomas Haden Church - Jack

“- Rubin: This is sort of an unusual question, but do you have any marijuana I might be able to buy from you? Our car exploded last night and I'm practically all out of my own.
- Motel Clerk: Am I a drug dealer? No, I am not. Thank you for asking, though.”
Paulo Costanzo - Rubin
Andy Dick - Motel Clerk

“- Jimmy: Can you explain to us why for what other reason than the fact it feels good, do we want to get stoned?
- Fisher: Because it's our way of getting closer to God.
- Jimmy: That is what you're looking for; except for you didn't know it, until this minute.”
Brian Geraghty - Jimmy
Ashton Kutcher - Fisher

- Paula: I'll probably re-watch "Gandhi".
- Cal: "Gandhi" baked is good. I always feel bad when I watch it baked because I get really hungry and I'm eating a lot and poor Gandhi is starving his ass off.

Jane Lynch - Paula
Seth Rogen - Cal

“- Doris Mann: How was work today, dear?
- Suzanne Vale: They made me do a drug test.
- Doris Mann: I knew it. I knew you shouldn't do this film.
- Suzanne Vale: You knew I shouldn't do it because it's a badfilm, not because they were going to make me do a drug test.”
Shirley MacLaine - Doris Mann
Meryl Streep - Suzanne Vale