Drugs quotes

“- Eli Cash: I'm sorry, don't listen to me. I'm on mescaline. I've been spaced out all day.
- Richie Tenenbaum: Did you say you're on mescaline?
- Eli Cash: I did, indeed. Very much so.”

Owen Wilson - Eli Cash
Luke Wilson - Richie Tenenbaum

“- David: How much do you want for that foxy female?
- Bob: Hey what do you think I am, some closet pimp? I've never heard such a violation of women's rights in all my life!... Just out of curiosity, how many bags of speed would you give me for this girl?”

Max Perlich - David
Matt Dillon - Bob

I've sent in my application to the Real World. So I'm hoping to hear back from that. I'm putting a lot of my eggs into that basket, the MTV basket. I'm also thinking about getting a gun, and dealing crack. Being a crack dealer. Not like a mean crack dealer, but like... like a nice one. Kinda friendly like, "hey, what's up guys? Want some... (continue)(continue reading)
Will Ferrell - Ricky Bobby

“- Grandpa Edwin Hoover: When you're young, you're crazy to do that shit.
- Frank Ginsberg: Well what about you?
- Grandpa Edwin Hoover: What about me? I'm old. When you're old you're crazy not to do it.”

Toni Collette - Sheryl Hoover
Steve Carrell - Frank Ginsberg
Alan Arkin - Grandpa Edwin Hoover

“- Inspector Mason: I want another autopsy on Fissue. And be very careful this time. It's possible he was murdered by some obscure drug that you might have overlooked.
- Coroner: I'm very sorry, Inspector. But I can't make another autopsy. Because the body was cremated yesterday.”
Alan Hale - Inspector Mason
John Dilson - Coroner

“- Dr. Kosevich: You want Anastasia? Drugs, yes? Okay, valium.
- Samuel Faulkner: Valium is no good for her.
- Dr. Kosevich: No, for me.”

Robin Williams - Dr. Kosevich
Hugh Grant - Samuel Faulkner

I said to a guy: "Tell me, what is it about cocaine that makes it so wonderful", and he said, "Because it intensifies your personality". I said, "Yes, but what if you're an asshole?".
Bill Cosby - Bill Cosby

- Doris Mann: You feel sorry half the time for having a monster of a mother like me. Everything about you says "look what you've done to me".
- Suzanne Vale: I never said you were a monster!
- Doris Mann: You don't say it, but you feel it. Somehow, you lay the entire blame for your drug-taking on me.
Shirley MacLaine - Doris Mann
Meryl Streep - Suzanne Vale

- Grocer: Here's the new stuff, kid. Durazac 15. Makes Prozac seem like a decaf latte. Want a couple? I've got jars.
- Martin Q. Blank: I don't do that stuff anymore.
- Grocer: No wonder you got the shakes. And don't say "do it", because I don't "do it". I ingest it, on orders from my neurophysiologist. It's legal. In five years they'll be... (continue)(continue reading)
Dan Aykroyd - Grocer
John Cusack - Martin Q. Blank

“- Benjamin Wells: You can't stay here. Live your life anyway you want, but not here.
- Julian: Just give me a second. You're the father, and I'm the son. I'm your son. I'm sleepy.”

Nicholas Pryor - Benjamin Wells
Robert Downey Jr. - Julian

“Choose your future. Choose life... but why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needsreasons when you've got heroin?”
Ewan Gordon McGregor - Mark Renton

“I might have sold a thing or two. It's not like killing people or selling drugs.”
Brendan Sexton III - Marcus

“- Tamara Mason: I'm sure we'll have no problem getting them to party with us... especially with this. It's a graduation gift from daddy. It cost a thousand bucks but it's the best.
- Eva Watanabe: He bought you that?
- Tamara Mason: More or less. It's part of my college fund.”

Sharlene Martin - Tamara Mason
Kelly Hu - Eva Watanabe

“There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova Milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of...” (continue)(continue reading)
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“- Grandmother: No one acts this way when they are not on drugs...
- Elizabeth: I fucking do!”

Sheila Paterson - Grandmother
Christina Ricci - Elizabeth

“People on 'ludes should not drive.”

Sean Penn - Jeff Spicoli

“I’d gather up each sound you left behind and stretch them on our bed. Each night I breathe you and become high.”
Nia Long - Nina Mosley

“- Mr. Hammond: Are you stoned?
- Chase Hammond: Dad, until you come in here and you see a black light and a felt Led Zepplin poster, rest easy.”
William Converse-Roberts - Mr. Hammond
Adrian Grenier - Chase Hammond

- Judy: Maybe we should eat?
- Wormser: Maybe we should watch TV?
- "Booger": Hey guys...
[opens his leather jacket to reveal some Marijuana cigarettes]
- "Booger": ... Wonder joints.
Michelle Meyrink - Judy
Andrew Cassese - Wormser
Curtis Armstrong - "Booger"

“Whoa! Quarter pounder!”

Cheech Marin - Pedro De Pacas

“They say there ain't no gravity there [on the moon]. Maybe if we get high there, we'll never come down.”
Don 'D.C.' Curry - Uncle Elroy

“To be truly effective, a good narcotics agent must know and love narcotics. In fact, a good narcotics agent should have narcotics in his blood.”
Denzel Washington - Alonzo

“- Corky Romano: I never thought I'd live to see the day that an FBI agent would be peddling smack.
- Agent Brick Davis: Don't act so surprised. J. Edgar Hoover used to wear a dress.
- Corky Romano: Just tell me why, Brick.
- Agent Brick Davis: I don't know. I suppose it made him feel sexy.
- Corky Romano: Not Hoover. You!”
Chris Kattan - Corky Romano
Matthew Glave - Agent Brick Davis

- Rory Breaker: Your stupidity must be your one saving grace.
- Nick the Greek: Uh?
- Rory Breaker: Don't "uh" me Greek boy! How is it that your fucking stupid soon-to-be-dead friends thought they might be able to steal my cannabis and then sell it back to me? Is this a declaration of war? Is this some white cunt's joke that black cunts don't get?
Vas Blackwood - Rory Breaker
Stephen Marcus - Nick the Greek

“The last struggle for Constitutional rights is being waged over drugs.”
James Woods - Eddie Dodd