Drugs quotes

“I was stoned. It seemed like a fun thing to do at the time.”
Val Kilmer - Jim Morrison

“- Derrick: Karl and I connected that night. From the essence, from the ancient center of our beings.
- Mary: The two of you were on ecstacy. It dries out your spinal fluid.”
Anthony DeSando - Derrick
Parker Posey - Mary

“- Lex: Just because she's a female gynecologist, doesn't mean she's a lesbian. And even if she was, at least my mom didn't give birth to me while she was on LSD.
- Trip: 'Shrooms!”
Giuseppe Andrews - Lex
James DeBello - Trip

“- Shaun: [about Ed] Oh, he sells a bit of weed every now and again, you know. You've sold puff.
- Pete: Yeah. Once. At college. To you.”
Simon Pegg - Shaun
Peter Serafinowicz - Pete

“Never trust a junkie.”
Chloe Webb - Nancy Spungen

“- Raoul Duke: Huh! Huh! Huh! Fucking pigs.
- Dr. Gonzo: Did you say something?
- Raoul Duke: Hm? Never mind. It's your turn to drive.
- Raoul Duke: [narrating] No point in mentioning these bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.”

Johnny Depp - Raoul Duke
Benicio del Toro - Dr. Gonzo

“Did you ever hear of a guy called Nietzsche? He had a name for us: the bungled and the botched. People who get close to greatness then fall short. You be a good kid, my Italian friend, say no to drugs.”

Jeff Bridges - Jack

“- John Densmore: I don't know if I want to take acid.
- Jim Morrison: Relax, it's peyote.”
Kevin Dillon - John Densmore
Val Kilmer - Jim Morrison

- Hansel: So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize "Holy shit, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head"?
- Derek Zoolander: And?
- Hansel: And it was. I was... (continue)(continue reading)
Owen Wilson - Hansel
Ben Stiller - Derek Zoolander

“- Dr. Gonzo: [spills the cocaine] Jesus! You see what God just did to us, man?
- Raoul Duke: God didn't do that, you did it. You're a fucking narcotics agent, I knew it! That was our cocaine, you fucking pig swine whore.”
Benicio del Toro - Dr. Gonzo
Johnny Depp - Raoul Duke

“- Derek Smalls: That's not to say I haven't had my visionary moments. I've taken acid seventy... five, seventy-six times.
- Marty DiBergi: 76?
- Derek Smalls: Yeah, so I've had my moments in the sky.”
Harry Shearer - Derek Smalls
Rob Reiner - Marty DiBergi

“- Pedro: Hey how am I driving, man?
- Man Stoner: I think we're parked.”

Cheech Marin - Pedro De Pacas
Tommy Chong - Anthony 'Man' Stoner

“- Chester Greenburg: How wasted were we last night?
- Jesse Montgomery III: Well, I touched Christy Boner's hoo-hoo, were on the hook for two hundred thousand dollars to a transsexual stripper, and my car's gone. I'd say we were pretty wasted.”
Seann William Scott - Chester Greenburg
Ashton Kutcher - Jesse Montgomery III

“- Rory Breaker: What did you shoot him with, an air rifle?
- Winston: Look, we grow weed. We're not mercenaries.”
Vas Blackwood - Rory Breaker
Steven Mackintosh - Winston

“There's a quarter of a million dollars in heroin in the diaper pail and the new baby wipes are in the hall cabinet.”
Tom Selleck - Peter Mitchell

“- Chong: You know what we should invest in? An old age home for hippies. 'Cause, think about it, hippies have been around since the 60's, man, and now there isn't really a hip place for them to go anymore. So, you know, it would be a home where they could smoke all the dope they'd want and listen to all the music they want, you know.
- Cheech:...” (continue)(continue reading)
Tommy Chong - Chong
Cheech Marin - Cheech

“Poor man's truth serum: caffeine and sugar.”
Joe Mantegna - Det. Sgt. Denillo

“Free papers.
[laughs loudly and irritatingly and rolls a joint with the page]”

Marlon Wayans - Shorty

“- Dignan: Your number one strength is you have a car you can provide. Sell yourself! Start over. Ready, go!
- Bob Mapplethorpe: Okay, alright. I'm a risk taker! I'm growin' an entire crop of marijuana plants in my parents back yard! I think that shows...”
Owen Wilson - Dignan
Robert Musgrave - Bob Mapplethorpe

“- Richard Boyle: How am I a bad Catholic?
- María: You are living in sin. You drink!
- Richard Boyle: Okay, yeah, once in a while...
- María: You sleep with many women... Do you smoke marijuana?
- Richard Boyle: No, that was Rock! He's a troublemaker!”
Elpidia Carrillo - María
James Woods - Richard Boyle

“Football and drugs. A perfect Saturday afternoon.”
Rhys Ifans - Iki

“- Dick Jones: Delta City begins construction in two months. That's two million workers living in trailers. That means drugs, gambling, prostitution - virgin territory for the man who knows how to open up new markets. One man could control it all, Clarence.
- Clarence J. Boddicker: Well, I guess we're gonna be friends after all... Richard.”
Ronny Cox - Dick Jones
Kurtwood Smith - Clarence J. Boddicker

“- Raoul Duke: Oh God... did you eat all this acid?
- Dr. Gonzo: That's right. Music!”
Johnny Depp - Raoul Duke
Benicio del Toro - Dr. Gonzo

“- Man: You wanna get high man?
- Pedro: Does Howdy Doody got wooden Balls man?”
Tommy Chong - Anthony 'Man' Stoner
Cheech Marin - Pedro De Pacas

“- Rosalie: They look like drug addicts.
- Devo: Well, they are drug addicts.
- Rosalie: Oh my God! You hired drug addicts?
- Devo: Who'd you expect me to hire? The Red Cross?”
Tracey Ullman - Rosalie
River Phoenix - Devo