Drugs quotes

“Velcro. Next to the Walkman and tab it is the coolest invention of the 20th century.”
Helen Hunt - Lynne Stone

“Do you really think the neurological effects of coffee are similar to that of cocaine?”
Chris Eigeman - Des

“- Shelby Munker: I try to do natural things. A lot of people in my family died of cancer. Bye.
- Ruby Spar: They... they died of cancer smoking pot?”

Marta Heflin - Shelby Munker
Margaret Ladd - Ruby Spar

“- Questioner: I was just wondering if you could tell me, um, if you thought drugs and alcohol would make me a better writer.
- Dr. Hunter S. Thompson: That's a good question. Let me see... In my case, you know, I hate to advocate drugs or liquor, violence, insanity to anyone. But in my case it's worked.”
Joshua Daniel - Questioner
Bill Murray - Hunter S. Thompson

“- Suzanne Vale: I'm going to kill myself.
- Doris Mann: Don't say that, dear, even in jest. You just got out of drug clinic. People might take it the wrong way.”
Meryl Streep - Suzanne Vale
Shirley MacLaine - Doris Mann

“- Louie: Where'd they send you?
- James Cole: 1990.
- Louie: '90! How was it? Good drugs? Lots of pussy?”
Harry O'Toole - Louie
Bruce Willis - James Cole

“- Hannah Green: Grady, you know how in class you're always telling us that writers make choices?
- Prof. Grady Tripp: Yeah.
- Hannah Green: And even though you're book is really beautiful, I mean, amazingly beautiful, it's... it's at times... it's... very detailed. You know, with the genealogies of everyone's horses, and the dental records, and...” (continue)(continue reading)
Katie Holmes - Hannah Green
Michael Douglas - Prof. Grady Tripp

“I'm a junkie, I like drugs, I like the whole lifestyle. But it just didn't pay off. You know, you don't see my kind of people. Because my kind of people don't beg dope, they go out and get it.”
Matt Dillon - Bob

“- Mark: Here you go, but be careful, that stuff'll make you stupid.
[someone throws a beer can at Stevo]
- Stevo: Fuck you.
- Mark: Well, stupider than you already are.”

Til Schweiger - Mark
Matthew Lillard - Stevo

“- Dolores Claiborne: How is that going to help?
- Selena St. George: Because in ten minutes, I'm gonna be fine.
- Dolores Claiborne: Selena...
- Selena St. George: Just give me ten minutes!”

Kathy Bates - Dolores Claiborne
Jennifer Jason Leigh - Selena St. George

“Ease up on the steroids. Juice will make your jewels shrivel up like sun-dried tomatoes.”

Pauly Shore - Crawl

“Shiit! I roll a blunt better then them bitches in Havanna.”
Don 'D.C.' Curry - Uncle Elroy

“Dad, why can't I go to ballet class? Teacher said I'm a natural.”

Esai Morales - Sgt. Stern

“A friend with weed is a friend indeed, but a friend with gold is the best I'm told.”
Warwick Davis - Leprechaun

“Last time I smoked that stuff, they found me on top of the Sears Tower trying to build a nest.”

Robin Williams - Jack Moniker

“- Joshua: Yeah. Our problem, and yours too, is we have a shipment of merchandise to deliver.
- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): Why don't you guys just call it heroin?
- Joshua: It's rather large, this shipment. It would be unfortunate, however, if we showed up to deliver our heroin, and were surrounded by fifty cops.”
Gary Busey - Joshua
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs

“We didn't have rehab back in the seventies. Back in the seventies rehab meant you'd stop doing coke, but kept smoking pot and drinking for a couple more weeks.”
Denis Colin Leary - Himself

“For a second I thought I was dead. But, when I heard all the noise, I knew they were cops. Only cops talk that way. If they'd been wiseguys, I wouldn't have heard a thing. I would've been dead.”

Ray Liotta - Henry Hill

“- Clay: You ok?
- Blair: It's the cocaine... too much speed or something.
- Clay: That's a relief.
- Blair: What?
- Clay: Well, you're fucked up, you look like shit, but no problem, all you need is a better cut of cocaine.”
Andrew McCarthy - Clay
Jami Gertz - Blair

“- Edgar Clenteen: We just gotta keep him clean for a few more days.
- Agent Wooly: How much money?
- Edgar Clenteen: Sixty-five hundred.
- Agent Wooly: Wouldn't it be cheaper to just send him to New York University?”
David Morse - Edgar Clenteen
David Paymer - Agent Wooly

“- Andy: Sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll, hey ladies?
- Vera: Aye, but we can do without the drugs and rock 'n' roll!”
Ewan McGregor - Andy
Sue Johnston - Vera

“When a man pulls shit on me he is either very brave or very stoned.”
Clarence Williams III - Bobby Shy

“- Rosalie: I don't like having drug addicts in my house!
- Nadja: Oh no, Rosalie. Don't think of them as drug addicts. Think of them as killers.”
Tracey Ullman - Rosalie
Joan Plowright - Nadja

“Here is what it think of lottery... It's like, when you play the lottery, sometimes you win and sometimes you lose... But it's better than using drugs or alcohol - Because when you use drugs and alcohol, especially drugs, you always lose.”
Mark Borchardt - Filmmaker

“I was James' best customer. That's the guy who sold me this African Ganja '65! Do you understand what you've done to me? My girlfriend, Caroline, just for a little bit of this, was not only going to let me have her mind and her body, but two of her girlfriends!”

Richard Pryor - Harry Monroe