Drugs quotes

“- Joe: Carol was a poet and a member of 'MENSA' so...
- Steffi: She was a heroin addict!
- Joe: Yeah she was also a heroin addict, but I thought it was insulin, so how was I to know?”
Woody Allen - Joe
Goldie Hawn - Steffi

“Take me to a place, where the drugs are free, the clubs have no gravity, and every shag guarantees an orgasm!”
Lorraine Pilkington - Lulu

“- Sam: Got any beer?
- Salvadore: I've got some crystal.
- Sam: Wow! Speed?
- Salvadore: Champagne... and speed kills. Or worse... it makes you psychotic. People love it because it makes them feel like they're in control of their destiny. What you wanna be on the look-out for is transcendent reality; seeing in and seeing out.”
Adam Horovitz - Sam
Timothy Leary - Salvadore

“- Hyde: I'm a drug crazed beast with a giant erection that won't go away no matter how many times I do it. You're a nurse; what can you give me for it?
- Nurse with Telegram: I can give you sixty dollars and my wedding ring.
- Hyde: Bus fare! I need big money for drugs!”
Mark Blankfield - Mr. Edward Hyde
Lin Shaye - Nurse with Telegram

“That stuff I took, it was supposed to be speed, but I think it was acid. Man, I'm flashing.”
Tom Fergus - Claude

“A generation of permanent cripples, failed seekers, who never understood the essential old mystic fallacy of the acid culture: the desperate assumption that somebody, or at least some force, was tending the light at the end of the tunnel.”
Johnny Depp - Raoul Duke

“I really am the luckiest guy in the world. Several years of addiction right in the middle of an epidemic, surrounded by the living dead. But not me. I'm negative. It's official. And once the pain goes away, that's when the real battle starts. Depression, boredom... you feel so fucking low, you want to fucking top yourself.”
Ewan Gordon McGregor - Mark Renton

“- Connor: Donna's gonna be angry about her cat.
- Rocco: Shit. She's on every drug known to man. She'd have sold the thing for a dime-bag. Screw her. I do kinda feel like an asshole, though.
- Connor: Yeah, Roc, you sound real remorseful there.”

Sean Patrick Flanery - Connor MacManus
David Della Rocco - Rocco

“- Lt. Dave Spradling: I'm going to charge him with possession and being under the influence while on duty. You plead guilty, I recommend thirty days in the brig with loss of rank and pay.
- Lt. Daniel Kaffee: It was oregano, Dave. It was ten dollars' worth of oregano.”
Matt Craven - Lt. Dave Spradling
Tom Cruise - Lt. Daniel Kaffee

“He told me afterwards in terms of absolute value, sex and drugs were equally meaningless to him. Just two different ways to have fun. Which is all well and good, until a girl tries out the same approach.”
Christina Ricci - Elizabeth

“My product is 51 times stronger than cocaine, 51 times more hallucinogenic than acid, and 51 times more explosive than ecstasy. It's like getting a personal visit... from God!”

Samuel L. Jackson - Elmo McElroy

“- ... & I: Give me a Valium, I'm getting the fear!
- Danny: You have done something to your brain. You have made it high. If I lay 10 mls of diazepam on you, it will do something else to your brain. You will make it low. Why trust one drug and not the other?”
Paul McGann - ... & I
Ralph Brown - Danny

“Don't smoke crack. It's a ghetto drug.”
Tim Robbins - Bob Roberts

“Sharon, it's just a drug. You're in pain. Instead of doing heroin, you're doing God.”
David Duchovny - Randy

“- Honey: How can you be a drug addict in the new millennium? It's so retro.
- Lyle: Before I was a drug addict, I had so many different problems. Now I just have one - drugs! Gave my life a real focus.”
Melanie Griffith - Honey Whitlock
Adrian Grenier - Lyle

“It kill your brain cells, son. It kill your brain cells! Now when you're destroying your brain cells, your doing the same thing as killing yourself. You just doing it slower! Now, I say, if wanna kill yourself, don't fuck around with it. Go on and do it expeditiously!”

Morgan Freeman - Principal Joe Clark

“- Rusty Griswold: Ya' got Asteroids?
- Cousin Dale: Naw, but my dad does. Can't even sit on the toilet some days.”
Anthony Michael Hall - Rusty Griswold
John P. Navin Jr. - Cousin Dale

“The $200 billion drug problem in this country could disappear overnight. Legalize the damn stuff. Do it today, right after this message. I'm Barry Champlaign. This is Night Talk. We're gonna go to a message. I'll be right back after I shoot up.”
Eric Bogosian - Barry

“- Coach Kilmer: Give him the shot!
- Mox: If you give him that shot, you can find yourself another fucking quarterback.
- Coach Kilmer: You about ready to lose that scholarship, boy?
- Mox: If it keeps that needle out of his leg? Absolutely.
- Coach Kilmer: Good.
- Mox: Fuck it, I'm out.”

Jon Voight - Coach Kilmer
James Van Der Beek - Mox

“- Danny: The joint I'm about to roll requires a craftsman. It can utilise up to 12 skins. It is called a Camberwell Carrot.
- ... & I: It's impossible to use 12 papers on one joint.
- Danny: It's impossible to make a Camberwell Carrot with anything less.
- Withnail: Who says it's a Camberwell Carrot?
- Danny: I do. I invented it in Camberwell,...” (continue)(continue reading)
Ralph Brown - Danny
Paul McGann - ... & I
Richard R. Grant - Withnail

“That's it. That's the whole fuckin' thing right there. There it is, you just stay right there, doll. That's just what the doctor ordered. Nothin' like a little prevented medicine. And, the forecast is; Cloudy in the mountains, sunny in the valleys, and snow flurries, up your nose!”

Bob DeSimone - Billy

“- Mysterious Woman: This is your brain.
- Toddster: Dude, my brain!
- Mysterious Woman: And this is your brain on drugs!”

Sheri Wenden - Mysterious Woman
Gary Hrbek - Toddster

“- Regina Belmont: What are you guys doing?
- Sarah: They said that if we breathe this, we can go to the North Pole to see Santa Claus.
- Regina Belmont: That's so sick!”
Catherine Mary Stewart - Regina Belmont
Janice Kawaye - Sarah

“- Carter: Bobby, didn't I look the other way that time you bought that bag of weed?
- Bobby: I was splittin' it with you!
- Carter: Well, didn't I give you the bigger half?”
Chris Tucker - Carter
Barry Shabaka Henley - Bobby

“- Streebek: I can't quite place it! It tastes like...
- Friday: Milk. Just like the sign said before you obliterated it. Fresh wholesome milk.
- Streebek: You probably love this stuff.
- Friday: Vitamin D, calcium, essential for good strong bones and healthy teeth. But that's all Greek to you, isn't it, Mr. Gingivitis?”

Tom Hanks - Streebek
Dan Aykroyd - Friday