Drugs quotes

“- Streebek: I can't quite place it! It tastes like...
- Friday: Milk. Just like the sign said before you obliterated it. Fresh wholesome milk.
- Streebek: You probably love this stuff.
- Friday: Vitamin D, calcium, essential for good strong bones and healthy teeth. But that's all Greek to you, isn't it, Mr. Gingivitis?”

Tom Hanks - Streebek
Dan Aykroyd - Friday

“The mutant buds are nearly ready, Great One. Soon we will release them into the atmosphere and take over the entire planet!”

Craig Ferguson - Matthew

“- Jesse Montgomery III: Nelson, your dog's a stoner!
- Chester Greenburg: Can he also bong a beer?
- Nelson: Nah, all he does is pretty much lie around and smoke his pipe.”
Ashton Kutcher - Jesse Montgomery III
Seann William Scott - Chester Greenburg
David Herman - Nelson

“My parole officer wants to give me a drug test and I need your urine, can I score some of your piss?”
Jack Black - Lance Brumder

“- Ryan: Please, tell me we're risking our lives for that little plant.
- Jane Proudfoot: I wouldn't even call it a plant; I'd call it a weed.
- Neil: I wouldn't even call it a weed.”
Ving Rhames - Ryan
Peri Gilpin - Jane
Steve Buscemi - Neil

“We're not gonna let the killer weed fall into the innocent hands of our American youth!”
Herbie Braha - Capt. Blye

Remeber that friend in High School, who wanted to make bongs out of everything? Making bongs out of apples and oranges and shit. One day you find your friend goin' "Hey look, man, I made a bong out of my head! Put the pot in this ear and suck it out of this one, go on take a hit".
Denis Colin Leary - Himself

“- Oliver: I'm thinkin' booze.
- Gerhardt: Cocaine.
- Roshanda: Pain killers.
- Bobbie Jean: This is not a nice game.”
Mike O'Malley - Oliver
Alan Tudyk - Gerhardt
Marianne Jean-Baptiste - Roshanda
Diane Ladd - Bobbie Jean

“- Rose Burnhart: There was marijuana there! I saw it!
- Walter J. Coolidge: I think you smoked it, Miss Bernhardt.”
Sue Ane Langdon - Rose Burnhart
Robert Mandan - Walter J. Coolidge

“- Robert Reynard: Why did I think I could reason with a man who defends coke pushers for free?
- Eddie Dodd: No, no: Coke dealers pay cash! That subsidizes the pot possession cases; they're free!”
Kurtwood Smith - Robert Reynard
James Woods - Eddie Dodd

“I think it's time for both of us to quit. I've seen it coming for some time now, cocaine is no goddamn good for anyone. The future, the future is grass... grass, buddy. I got sixty ton of Thai stick coming in... it's on the way.”

Raul Julia - Carlos

“Drug dealers of the world, unite!”
Robert Davi - Franz Sanchez

“At least I tried heroin.”
Anna Friel - Marina

Man Stoner: Hey, hey don't take those, man.
Pedro: ...Wha?
Man Stoner: I almost gave you the wrong shit, man.
Pedro: Hey, man, I already took 'em, man.
Man Stoner: [laughing in astonishment] Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo...
Pedro: Hey, whaddaya mean "ho ho ho ho ho"?
Man Stoner: Oh... hu-wow, man!
Pedro: Hey, what was in that shit,... (continue)(continue reading)
Tommy Chong - Anthony 'Man' Stoner
Cheech Marin - Pedro De Pacas

“- Quentin Rhodes: I'm looking for Lilac House. I'm trying to contact Grace Trevethyn.
- Diana Singer: I love Grace. I really, really love her. She has wonderful hair... soft and silky like a lovely Angora rabbit.
- Quentin Rhodes: Right. Where do I find her?
- Diana Singer: In a lovely, lovely house. I love her.
- Quentin Rhodes: And how do I...” (continue)(continue reading)

Clive Merrison - Quentin
Linda Kerr Scott - Diana

“Put a little mota in your love life.”
Esai Morales - Bob Morales

“- Stokely: I'm not putting that hack drug up my nose - it's so eighties!
- Zeke: Aliens are taking over the Earth. Weigh it!”
Clea DuVall - Stokely 'Stokes' Mitchell
Josh Hartnett - Zeke Tyler

“- Claire: How did you lose your license?
- Dr. Eugene Sands: I was operating on a patient and the patient died.
- Claire: Was it your fault?
- Dr. Eugene Sands: I was under the influence of narcotics and methamphetamines at the time, so yes, you could say it was my fault.”
Angelina Jolie - Claire
David Duchovny - Dr. Eugene Sands

“- Dr. Mumford: I had no friends and I didn't talk to my family. The only constant stabilizing force in my life was drugs.
- Skip Skipperton: An IRS investigator with a drug problem!”
Loren Dean - Mumford
Jason Lee - Skip Skipperton

“Trippin' on acid changed our whole perspective on shit!”
Owen Wilson - Hansel

“- Hughie: Would you like a hit?
- Karen Knowles: I haven't done that in years.
- Hughie: Now would be a very good time to start.”

Billy Connolly - Hughie
Juliet Aubrey - Karen Knowles

“- Terry: What's the matter with you?
- Sammy: Nothing, I'm just tired.
- Terry: Wanna smoke some pot?
- Sammy: No I don't... why, you got some?”
Mark Ruffalo - Terry
Laura Linney - Sammy

“You believed in these drugs. And, you rebuilt this man. And you did put him back out on the street. But now, he's out there killing people. And we can't have that. Now you find him... and you fix it.”

John L. Watkins - Man with Cigar

“- Jeremy Lewis: Do you know what they do to you if you're caught doing drugs in Morroco?
- Julian Lewis: No?
- Jeremy Lewis: They hand you over to the rug-squad!”
Rhys Ifans - Jeremy Lewis
Llyr Ifans - Julian Lewis

“- The Hitman: That guy's fucking retarded, am I wrong?
- Lisa Connelly: No no, he just gets high a lot, he's just as normal as you and me.”

Leo Fitzpatrick - The Hitman
Rachel Miner - Lisa Connelly