Drugs quotes

“Put $50,000 in the right hands and you can test battery acid as skin lotion.”

Anneke Kim Sarnau - Birgit

“Rob, your not going to believe it, I made friends with a whole table of rastafari. Not just one, a whole table... You know what's a weird word? Fork. Oh my God, someone ate my entire pie! I don't know how that happened!”
Drew Barrymore - Josie Geller

“- Customs Man: Do you have anything to declare?
- Teddy: Two gallons of rum, and a considerable amount of cocaine!”
Robert Easton - Customs Man
Marjoe Gortner - Teddy

“- Matthew Stewart: Last time you were in London was five years ago for the Chelsea Flower Show. You can't sell this stuff at a florist!
- Grace Trevethyn: What's your master plan then?
- Matthew Stewart: I was going to go to Portabello Road. With the greatest respect, I'm the young hip one. You're the hip replacement.”

Craig Ferguson - Matthew
Brenda Blethyn - Grace

“- Robert Cole: Jay, listen... I didn't tell you this before, and I think I should tell you now. I love you. I mean, in the right way. I think you're an amazing guy, and I think I just love you.
- Jay: The ludes kicked in, right?”

Albert Brooks - Robert Cole
Bruno Kirby - Jay

“- Reuben Feffer: Whose party is this again?
- Sandy Lyle: It's an art opening for this Dutch guy, Jost. His art sucks, but he used to sell me really good pot.”
Ben Stiller - Reuben Feffer
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Sandy Lyle

- Ike: Just call me Ike.
- Hash: Hash.
- Ike: Not now, man. Maybe after dinner.
- Hash: No. My name is Hash. It's easier to say than "El Hashid Amir Junior".
- Ike: It's easier to smoke too.
Wendell Brown - Ike
Tommy Citera - Hash

“I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday, you ain't got no job... and you ain't got shit to do.”
Chris Tucker - Smokey

“It's a drug that's made from a flower that's grown in India. It draws color from everything it touches. Years ago they tried it for bleaching cloth. They gave it up because it destroyed the material.”

Henry Travers - Dr. Cranley

“- Arresting Officer: Sir, could I please see your license?
- Pedro: Whuut?
- Arresting Officer: Your license. Where's your license?
- Pedro: It's back there on the bumper, man!
- Arresting Officer: No, I mean your DRIVER'S license.
- Pedro: Oh yeah, I got the bullshit back here man... [gets license with great difficulty].
- Pedro: Hey I...” (continue)(continue reading)
Arthur Roberts - Arresting Officer
Cheech Marin - Pedro De Pacas

“- Tai: I could really use some sort of herbal refreshment.
- Dionne: Oh, well we do lunch in ten minutes. We don't have any tea, but we have Coke and stuff.
- Tai: No shit. You guys got Coke here?
- Dionne: Well, yeah.
- Cher: Yeah, this is America.”
Brittany Murphy - Tai
Stacey Dash - Dionne
Alicia Silverstone - Cher

“- Kate Linville Holroyd: It's hard to believe they can afford all this from just selling carnations.
- Harvey Holroyd: I have a feeling some poppies were involved.”

Tuesday Weld - Kate
Martin Mull - Harvey

“Life's a tradeoff. It's finally legal to smoke dope, but you got to have cancer.”
Susan Sarandon - Jackie Harrison

“The buying and selling of dope in this country may be the last vestige of free enterprise left.”

Stacy Keach - The Narcs: Sergeant Stedenko

- Jonathan "Snuffy" Bradberry: Man, this stuff is great. It's opening up my lungs, it's making me breathe easier.
- Ricardo Montoya: Evidently it's making you fart easier, too.
Keith Coogan - Snuffy Bradberry
George Perez - Ricardo Montoya

“All the problems we're hearing about tonight, the unemployment, the drugs, the street crimes, those will always be the highest when they people have the least education.”
Joe Morton - Wynn

“- Cindy's Dad: I thought I heard screaming in here!
- Cindy Campbell: No, no daddy.
- Cindy's Dad: No, maybe it could have been the crack I smoked earlier.”
Rick Ducommun - Cindy's Dad
Anna Faris - Cindy Campbell

“- Ernesto Escobedo: Someone has been talking to the drug police.
- Felix Cortez: Now that's impossible. If anyone spoke to the police, I would be the first to know.”

Miguel Sandoval - Ernesto Escobedo
Joaquim de Almeida - Felix Cortez

“You say that we never found ecstasy... that it was quicksilver, always promising next time. Angel, I want ecstasy. Let's find it!”
Bo Derek - Lida MacGillivery

“Marry a cute girl, move to the suburbs, spend your weekends mowing. You'll never want to do coke again.”
Sandra Bullock - Gwen Cummings

“- Eric: Welcome to your first random drug test!
- Pig Pen: I don't have to write a test to tell you I do drugs.”
Thomas Lennon - Eric
Derek Hamilton - Pig Pen

“You wouldn't even look at a clock unless hours were lines of coke, dials looked like the signs of gay bars, or time itself was a fair hustler in black leather.”

Keanu Reeves - Scott Favor

“Pot and beer. This enhances you. Heightened awareness of your senses, especially touch, a feeling of connection, openness, honesty. It's like being a kid.”
Ari Gold - Cliff

“If this guy's a dope dealer, then... like we're talking about, then that means we're like Robin Hood.”

Billy Bob Thornton - Jacob

“- James Bond: I've come for Koskov.
- Brad Whitaker: You can have him. As soon as I get my opium. Now where is it?
- James Bond: Up in smoke.
- Brad Whitaker: You burned up a half a billion bucks? That's too bad, Bond. You could've been a live rich man, instead of a poor dead one.”
Timothy Dalton - James Bond
Joe Don Baker - Brad Whitaker