Excitement quotes

“Mount Everest just moved into my pants.”
Al Pacino - Val

“You've already stolen my heart... as well as another more prominent organ, south of the Equator.”

Geoffrey Rush - The Marquis de Sade

“New York is a wonderful town. Everybody dreams about going there, but we're luckier than lots of families because we're really going. Wait till you see the nice new home we're going to have, and the loads and loads of new friends we're going to make.”

Judy Garland - Esther Smith

“- Michael: Why are you doing this? Stop it!
- Mr. Big: You wanna know why I'm doing this, do you? I just wanna get everybody high, Man. You know, some good drugs. That's all.
- Michael: Do it and you're dead.”
Michael Jackson - Himself
Joe Pesci - Mr. Big

“Lois, I'm hurting. I am burning. I have this erection. It is so big it's like one of those Thanksgiving Day balloons. If I don't do something about it soon - bang! - I'll be left without a dick for the rest of my life! I'm only seventeen!”
Sean Astin - Duncan McDermott

“I've never done this handcuffed to a man before. Kinda sexy, don't ya think?”
Erika Eleniak - Toni Johnson

“- Leonidas: Adjust your sword boy, it's digging into my back.
- Sonio: But I'm not wearing my sword.”
Sean Maguire - Leonidas
Travis Van Winkle - Sonio

“Grief is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac.”
Will Ferrell - Chazz Reinhold

“Today I threatened to shoot a naked woman with my erection.”
Gene Wilder - Dave

“- Cry-Baby: Allison, I'm sorry to get you locked up! But tonight, well, you were the coolest date I ever had!
- Allison Vernon-Williams: But Cry-Baby, who was that girl? Why didn't you tell me you already had a lady friend?
- Cry-Baby: That Lenora ain't nothing to me! I swear on my daddy's grave! I'm burning inside to touch you, baby!”
Johnny Depp - Cry-Baby
Amy Locane - Allison Vernon-Williams

“- Albert Gibson: Do you think she's still a virgin?
- Harry Tasker: Dont be ridiculous, she's only... what is she now?
- Albert Gibson: She's fourteen!
- Harry Tasker: She's fourteen-years-old!
- Albert Gibson: Yeah, and her little hormones are going off like a car alarm.”
Tom Arnold - Albert Gibson
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Harry Tasker

“- Dr. Norman Goodman: What the hell is it?
- Captain Harold C. Barnes: Whatever it is it seems to be what this bird was designed to do. Go out in the space and gather things like this up and bring it back.
- Dr. Norman Goodman: Yeah, but back from where?
- Dr. Harry Adams: Don't get too excited, Ted turn this thing over and it'll probably say ...” (continue)(continue reading)

Dustin Hoffman - Dr. Norman Goodman
Peter Coyote - Captain Harold C. Barnes
Samuel L. Jackson - Dr. Harry Adams

“- Skip Donahue: Just picture this. You and me - and two girls. Romping through the desert. Splashing into the ocean. And the moonlight is out. And, we just catch a glimpse of their bodies when the moonlight hits their breasts. And we watch those breasts just bounce gently - to and fro.
- Harry Monroe: And sand?
- Skip Donahue: After the water,...” (continue)(continue reading)
Gene Wilder - Skip Donahue
Richard Pryor - Harry Monroe

“- Tanya: What are you doing?
- Lt. Frank Drebin: Oh! I was, uh, just conjugating my next move.
- Tanya: Your bishop's exposed.
- Lt. Frank Drebin: It's these pants.”
Anna Nicole Smith - Tanya
Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin

“Those Sicilian women cooked us a terrific meal. I'ts too bad they were all over fifty. We were more horny than we were hungry.”
Robert Carradine - Pvt. Zab - 1st Squad

I spent 5 hours with this guy ramming his dick up my ass and these two women licking my clit. Not what you expect, though - it's just acting. At first, it was great. And then you have some prick director who comes over and yells "Cut!" in your face and some queen make-up artist who comes over every couple of minutes to touch up the make-up... (continue)(continue reading)

Paulina Porizkova - Dallas

“- Irene: I never wanted to sleep with you, Hank! Okay, you tricked me!
- Hank: Yes, I tricked you. It was deceitful, it was disgusting and despicable. But just for once, see it from my side.
[shrugs]
- Hank: I was horny.”
Renee Zellweger - Irene
Jim Carrey - Hank

“We've got Armadillos in our trousers. It's really quite frightening.”
Christopher Guest - Nigel Tufnel

“- Winslow: The Greeks and Romans believed that certain herbs had medicinal and mystical powers. If I'm right, this plant is supposed to be an aphrodesiac.
- D.A.: How strong is it?
- Winslow: I've heard that it makes spanish fly look like sea salt.”
Corky Pigeon - Winslow
Billy Jayne - D.A.

“Jonathan, until you get laid none of us are safe!”
Rob Lowe - Skip

“I so admire men with an appetite for... books.”
Amelia Warner - Simone

“Very exciting - being transferred from the business world into the world of art.”
Merle Oberon - Jill Baker

“Did you hear that? I'm going to the beach with Mary!”
Mel Gibson - Tim Melville

“- Rapist #1: I'm gettin' my dick wet.
- Rapist #2: She's only got one leg.
- Rapist #1: Easier access.
- Rapist #2: Oh... that is a good point.”
Quentin Tarantino - Rapist #1
Gregory Kelly - Rapist #2

“Keep your breasts off his eyebrows.”

Michael J. Fox - Daniel