Excitement quotes

“- Jake Scully: I like to watch.
- Corso the Director: Makes you hot, doesn't it?
- Jake Scully: Yeah!”

Craig Wasson - Jake Scully
Al Israel - Corso the Director

“- Eddy: You kill me.
- Toni: You're turning me on.
- Eddy: You're wild.
- Toni: I'm ready.”
William McNamara - Eddie Devane
Erika Eleniak - Toni Johnson

“- Minister: I never felt like this before. I'm... I'm...
- Joy: Horny? That which reminds me, there's something I've always wanted to ask someone like you. Do you get much?
- Minister: Not too often. Just an occasional glass at dinner.
- Harry Monroe: That's not what she meant.”
Rod McCary - Minister
Claudia Cron - Joy
Richard Pryor - Harry Monroe

“- Lucy Kolinski: You try and keep it down up here, okay, my room is right underneath.
- John Smith: I'll try not to make too much noise when I'm jumpin' up and down on the bed.”
Alexandra Powers - Lucy Kolinski
Bruce Willis - John Smith

“- Lester Marlow: Marylou likes excitement. She says I'm not exciting any more.
- Duane: Well, it's hard to stay exciting for a whole lifetime.”
Randy Quaid - Lester Marlow
Jeff Bridges - Duane Jackson

“- Cliff Buxton: I was more scared than excited.
- Glenn Latham: I don't think that's odd. I feel like that all the time.”

Sam Neill - Cliff Buxton
Tom Long - Glenn Latham

“- Maureen: Why is she naked? What has that got to do with the plot; her being butt ass naked?
- Phil: I don't know about the plot but I'm gettin a stiffy.”
Jada Pinkett Smith - Maureen
Omar Epps - Phil

“Is that a dagger in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?”

Kristy McNichol - Mabel Stanley

“Cass had that special look that got to me. Like she'd been blown away by the winds of eternity and was swimming back against the current. There was something mysterious going on and I plunged right in. I was in over my head, my mind kept telling me. I had to come up for some air. But Cass was like fluid fire and her flesh had already sucked me...” (continue)(continue reading)
Ben Gazzara - Charles Serking

“- Bliss: Slide over here. Come on and have a feel, MacArthur. Touch them.
- Ike: Uh.
- Bliss: Don't be shy. That's what they're there for.
- Ike: Uh.
- Bliss: That's it. I know you want them!”

Barbara Bach - Bliss
Wendell Brown - Ike

“She's a 10, Jimmy. She's a world unto herself. She can't nurse worth shit, but I keep her on, because even though I can't feel it, I know I get erections in her presence.”
Christopher Walken - The Man with the Plan

“- Hilary: Son derriere noir... c'est formidable!
- Lisa: Wow, I love your accent. What did you say?
- Hilary: I'll dig his black ass.”

Antonia Franceschi - Hilary
Laura Dean - Lisa

“She was that rare kind who gives you an instant hard-on. All sexual sleeze with an ass like a wild animal. My kind of game. She was radiating heat, putting out signals and I was hooked. I followed her. What the hell else could I do? My blood was up.”
Ben Gazzara - Charles Serking

“- China Blue: Are you that desperate or that horny?
- Bobby Grady: Uh... no. Married.”
Kathleen Turner - China Blue
John Laughlin - Bobby Grady

“No one gets laid until we've finished our movie. We're horny, but our film comes first!”
Stephen Dorff - Cecil

“- Kevin Langley: I can't sleep. I can't stop thinking about naked women. What about you?
- Mr. Bean: Whistler's Mother.
- Kevin Langley: Well, whatever turns you on!”

Andrew Lawrence - Kevin Langley
Rowan Atkinson - Mr. Bean

“I've been in prison for three years. My dick gets hard if the wind blows.”
Eddie Murphy - Reggie Hammond

“Billy, you know, you don't have to be embarrassed if your dick gets hard. Your dick is supposed to get hard. See? That's the whole object of this. Taggart's dick is hard, but he won't let you know 'cause he's the boss. Boss' dick got to stay limp, right? See, I ain't on duty so my dick can be hard.”

Eddie Murphy - Axel Foley

“- Clip Metzler: You know what your problem is? Nothing's ever good enough for you. The way I see it, you've got the perfect life. You've got a wonderful home, a terrific wife, a good job, and the best friend money can buy. What else could a guy want?
- Larry Burrows: A little excitement would be nice.”
Jon Lovitz - Clip Metzler
Jim Belushi - Larry Burrows

“I swear, I'm hotter than a goat in China.”
Alan Alda - Sidney Miller

“- Alan Marciano: Why'd I get mixed up with that bitch?
- Lt. Vincent Hanna: Cause she's got a great ass... and you got your head all the way up it! Ferocious, aren't I? When I think of asses, a woman's ass, something comes out of me.”
Daniel L. Reardon - Alan Marciano
Al Pacino - Lt. Vincent Hanna

“From a deep, immaculate kiss she spread her two ripe, dripping limbs and then I happened.”
Winona Ryder - Dinky Bossetti

“It is dangerous! You know, there's nothing more off-putting in a wedding than a priest with an enormous erection, yecch!”

Hugh Grant - Charles - Wedding One

“- Lillian Oglethorpe: I am so excited.
- Roland T. Flakfizer: You're excited? Feel these nipples.”
Nancy Marchand - Lillian Oglethorpe
John Turturro - Roland T. Flakfizer

“- Jim McAllister: There's one more thing about Tracy I think you should know.
- Dave Novotny: Her pussy gets so wet you can't believe it.”
Matthew Broderick - Jim McAllister
Mark Harelik - Dave Novotny