Excitement quotes

“You know, I've been thinkin' about that erection of yours. Are you, um, doing anything with it, say around eleven o'clock tonight? You know where I live? Bring it by.”

Dinah Manoff - Lois Cook

“- Earl Crest: You ever get the feeling you're, like, being watched, Baby?
- Baby: You mean by horny guys?”
Joshua Carter Jackson - Earl Crest
Jaime King - Baby

- Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram: You told her about us?
- Father Brian Kilkenney Finn: Yeah. She flipped, in a... in a good way. You know, I mean, she laughed for about ten minutes, but she was excited.

Ben Stiller - Rabbi Jake Schram
Edward Norton - Father Brian Finn

“An erection is a flagpole on your grave.”
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Dr. John Harvey Kellogg

“- Mike Hammer: Why so hot and sweaty?
- Girl: I just came back from a five-mile jog!
- Mike Hammer: Oh? I thought it was me.”
Armand Assante - Mike Hammer

“- Ripley: Wanna get me some clothes, or should I just go like this?
- Clemens: Given the nature of our indigenous population, I would suggest clothes. None of them have seen a woman in years. Neither have I, for that matter.”

Sigourney Weaver - Ripley
Charles Dance - Clemens

“You know life really sucks. I mean this place is the pits. I think everyone in America's in here looking for cheap thrills. I can't stand it. I mean it is bad news. It's like a zoo in here. It's so tacky.”
Judith Brown - Badmouth in Bar

“In spite of your long experience, it has been my observation that you're very apt to lose control of your emotions and your temper in moments of excitement. I can't take any chances.”

Clarence Kolb - J.B. Armstrong

“I yell not from the volume required by great distance but from happy excitement.”

Susan McConnell - Lattis

“All those pictures of Jesus all sweaty and bare-chested on the cross always made me kinda hot.”
Melissa George - Cleo Miller

“- Clara: Have a nice party.
- Muffy: Nice? It's gotta be better than nice. It's gotta be bloody unforgettable.”
Pat Barlow - Clara
Deborah Foreman - Muffy

“- Tommy Miller: How can I fulfill your fantasy?
- Sheila Kingston: Go paint my house!”
Sean O'Bryan - Tommy
Rosie O'Donnell - Sheila

- President Russell P. Kramer: Did you ever have one of her pizzas?
- President Matt Douglas: Oh.
- President Russell P. Kramer: It was like a wet dream with a crust.
- President Matt Douglas: A wet dream?
- President Russell P. Kramer: Huh?
- President Matt Douglas: I don't think I need to hear Russell P. Kramer saying the words "wet dream."... (continue)(continue reading)
Jack Lemmon - President Russell P. Kramer
James Garner - President Matt Douglas

“- Michelle Flaherty: Good Jim. Oh, you're making me wet.
- Jim Levenstein: Holy shit, really?
- Michelle Flaherty: No, I was just saying that so you could practice.
- Jim Levenstein: 'course.”

Alyson Hannigan - Michelle Flaherty
Jason Biggs - Jim Levenstein

“Jack, you think she's got a thing for you, don't you? That's sweet. But don't flatter yourself. She's a waste of ink. Truth is she's been after me and every other noid who's come though here. It's just that no one's been insane enough to get involved with her. You keep your pencil in your pocket. Know what I mean?”

Brad Pitt - Detective Frank Harris

“In Carl Jung's opinion, we all have a sixth sense - intuition. When you meet someone and you suddenly feel like you can't live without them. This could be the memory of a past love from the collective unconscious. Or it could just be hormones.”
Frances McDormand - Elaine Miller

“I had a mad impulse to throw you down on the lunar surface and commit interstellar perversion.”
Woody Allen - Isaac

“- Willie Brodax: How 'bout a beer?
- Bonita Friml: That's no good for a radiator!
- Willie Brodax: Thought it might start your motor.
- Bonita Friml: I haven't got a motor!
- Willie Brodax: You will.”
Ken Wahl - Willie Brodax
Bette Midler - Bonita Friml

“What is it that gives a schoolgirl her special innocence? Her sweet fragrance... Fresh flowers, light as a spring rain... Oh, my god, my god... Or is it her firm, young flesh, inviting your every caress, enticing you to explore her deepest and most private secrets?”
Elias Koteas - Eric

“Come on, down boy. Down Stanley. Roseanne Barr naked. Gone.”

Andrew Dice Clay - Ford Fairlane

“I'm experiencing a sensation altogether new to me, and frankly I love it!”
Kevin Murphy - Tom Servo

Sucker play or not, I must have turned her on somethin' fierce. 'Cause this dame was goin' for broke. Maybe it was her first time with a New Yorker, I dunno. Anyway, nothing beats good old American know-how. And I was givin' this broad "The Stars and Stripes Forever".

Richard Romanus - Harry Canyon

“- Lisa: I love your coat. I saw that in Bendel's window
- Hilary: My stepmother bought it for me.
- Lisa: Really? I wouldn't mind that kind of step mother.
- Hilary: She didn't do it for me. She wants my father to think she cares. Besides, she loves shopping. She gets multiple orgasms every time she buys something.”
Laura Dean - Lisa
Antonia Franceschi - Hilary

“I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake - which I also keep handy.”
W.C. Fields

- Jim's Dad: Why do you think, uh, Michelle, they call it "making love"?
- Michelle Flaherty: I don't know. I just call it "boning".
- Jim's Dad: Boning? Well, when... when you're doing other things with Jim, when you're not... um... boning, how does he make you feel?
- Michelle Flaherty: Horny, like I wanna bone.
Eugene Levy - Jim's Dad
Alyson Hannigan - Michelle Flaherty