Family quotes

“I don't want a coward in the family.”
Werner Herzog - Father

“Is my life always going to be a circus? Can we raise a child in... all this? Face it, we're not exactly normal?”
Jessica Alba - Susan Storm

“- Mr. Jones: I look better than you!
- Uncle Elroy: You don't!
- Mr. Jones: I cook better than you!
- Uncle Elroy: You can't!
- Mr. Jones: My dick is bigger than yours!
- Uncle Elroy: It was cold that night! ”
John Witherspoon - Mr. Jones
Don 'D.C.' Curry - Uncle Elroy

“Look children, the bush pig has lost his parents so it is been cared for by mama and papa lion. Even in nature, there are blended families.”
Abdoulaye NGom - Mfana

“- Randolph: You banging the daughter and the grandma? How much jam you got, man?
- Jeremy Grey: Jam, I...
- Randolph: Listen man, the family dog lives downstairs. I can wake him up for you if you like. His name is Snooky.”
Ron Canada - Randolph
Vince Vaughn - Jeremy Grey

“If I don't kill him, I don't get paid. Look, my wife just had twins. I have to kill him just to keep my kids in diapers.”
Michael Rapaport - Hitman

“- Tony Stark: You got a family?
- Yinsen: Yes, and I will see them when I leave here. And you, Stark?
- Tony Stark: No.
- Yinsen: So you're a man who has everything... and nothing.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Tony Stark
Shaun Toub - Yinsen

“My dad worked 364 days a year, only took Thanksgiving off, and from age 8 to 18, the only time I could hang out with my parents was by staying late. ”
Justin Lin

“Everyone in my family is in the film business; I knew I wanted to be creative and it was important in my family to be artistic.”
Sofia Coppola

“I had been around actors all my life because of my folks.”
Andrew Davis

“You let one of 'em in, and the whole fuckin' tribe turns up.”

John Bardon - Mr. Moorhouse

“Man, you got one dysfunctional family, you know that?”

Lynn "Red" Williams - Jax

“- Kenny Kristo: So why'd you quit?
- Matt Scudder: I didn't like the hours, Mr. Kristo.
- Kenny Kristo: Nah, the corruption got to you, huh?
- Matt Scudder: Not really. It would have been hard to support my family without it.”

Dan Stevens - Kenny Kristo
Liam Neeson - Matt Scudder

“You can't do yourself in! Kids just rob you of that option!”

Phoebe Cates - Sophia Gold

Due to his "condition", Micah was sent on an extended visit to his grandparents' in Palatka, Florida. And if there's one thing worse than chlamydia, it's Florida.
Emma Stone - Olive

“My crew is my family, Kirk. Is there anything you would not do for your family?”
Benedict Cumberbatch - Khan

“The family cannot be broken up by a whim or a caprice or even by the... by the sin of one of the partners in the marriage. Our life must go on as it has done in the past.”

Basil Rathbone - Alexei Alexandrovitch Karenin

“You have kids, you have guns, you have grandpas.”
Jason Bateman - Jason Smith

“- Big Mean: Short ass son of a bitch, ain't you?
- Harry Monroe: Oh, I'm a short son of a bitch. My father was a short son of a bitch too. My mother was shorter than him. And my brother was real short and we couldn't even see him. He was a short son of a bitch.”
Cedrick Hardman - Big Mean
Richard Pryor - Harry Monroe

“- Alison McAndrews: Both of the candidates you're running against are happily married, with kids. You're divorced and have no children. So how are you gonna come off as family-friendly?
- Tom Dobbs: Well, I could hold my mother's ashes.”
Karen Hines - Alison McAndrews
Robin Williams - Tom Dobbs

“- Alexei Rugalov: You dirty bat! You bit my mother!
- Dracula: What is your name?
- Alexei Rugalov: Alexei. Rugalov.
- Dracula: No, Alexei. I bit your mother, and your grandmother.”
George Hamilton - Dracula

“I had everything to prove to my family. But I had more to prove to myself.”
Eddie Redmayne - Colin Clark

“My family likes you more than they like me! Why? All you do is drool and shed and eat!”

Charles Grodin - George Newton

“I'm not after your job, Marty. I'm after the man who tried to kill my family.”
Harrison Ford - Jack Ryan

“Signor Lassparri comes from a very famous family. His mother was a well-known bass singer. His father was the first man to stuff spaghetti with bicarbonate of soda, thus causing and curing indigestion at the same time.”
Groucho Marx - Otis B. Driftwood