Family quotes

“- Roy Parmenter: You gotta' be crazy to bring a child into this ugly world.
- Jeff Grant: What's so hard about it?
- Roy Parmenter: Making a buck. Raising a family. Keeping it all together takes talent. Love.”
Sir Sidney Poitier - Roy Parmenter
River Phoenix - Jeff Grant

“- Joker: I'm not stupid, you're stupid.
- Karla: No you're stupid.
- Joker: Don't call me stupid, I'm sensitive.
- Karla: Just where's the car keys?
- Joker: You're stupid.
- Karla: Bye.”
Jacob Vargas - Joker
Lisa Rodrìguez - Karla

“I have a nephew named Anfernee, and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him Anfernee.”
Tim Meadows - Mr. Duvall

“- Mom: I gotta hand it to you, Timon. This place has everything.
- Timon: Well, now that we're all here, it does.”

Julie Kavner - Mom
Nathan Lane - Timon

“- Stella Wynkowski: Why do you think he has two families?
- Harry Dobbs: Most bigamists do.”
Elizabeth Perkins - Stella Wynkowski
Tom Berenger - Harry Dobbs

I was having lunch with my mother at Daley Plaza and a man was killed right in front of me. He died in my arms. And I thought, "It can't end just like that on Valentine's Day”. And I thought about all the people who love him, waiting at home, who will never see him again. And then I thought, "What if there is no one? What if you live your whole... (continue)(continue reading)
Sandra Bullock - Kate Forster

“I'm not looking for an easy religion. I'm looking for one I can bring my family up decent in.”
Dean Jagger - Brigham Young

“I think maybe I should mention before you make any faux pas here, that we have a tradition in this family, we don't kill other people.”
Don McKellar - Patrick Wheeler

“Hi, we've never met before, you were married to my mom, Sara. Sara Kelly. My name is Peyton. I'm your daughter.”

Madison Pettis - Peyton Kelly

“- Orphanage Headmistress: Now tell me what happened to you.
- Mathilda: Ok. My family they got shot down by D.E.A. officers because of a drug problem. I left with the greatest guy on earth. He was a hitman, the best in town, but he died this morning. And if you don't help me, I'll be dead by tonight.”
Betty Miller - Orphanage Headmistress
Natalie Portman - Mathilda

“My mother once told me that if the Abbotts didn't exist, my brother would have had to invent them.”
Michael Keaton - Narrator

“What's the matter with you? I think your brain is going soft with all that comedy you are playing with that young girl. Never tell anyone outside the Family what you are thinking again. Go on.”

Marlon Brando - Don Vito Corleone

“12 is still our number. It's the number of months my book was on the bestseller list. It's the number of job offers Tom turned down before we found one close to home. And each day it's the number of times I'm thankful there's such a thing as family.”
Bonnie Hunt - Kate Baker

“- Nate Johnson: Oh so I'm the bad guy? Because I wanted you to raise our kids.
- Dorothy Johnson: I can be a wife, a mother and pursue my career too, hey, my mother did it.
- Nate Johnson: Right ,yeah that's why the last time we saw your brother he was your sister.”
Cedric the Entertainer - Nate Johnson
Vanessa Williams - Dorothy Johnson

“- Alfred: Despite all your talents, you are still a novice in the ways of family. Master Dick follows the same star as you but gets there by his own course. You must learn to trust him, for that is the nature of family.
- Bruce Wayne: I trust you, Alfred.
- Alfred: But I shan't be here forever.”
Michael Gough - Alfred Pennyworth
George Clooney - Bruce Wayne

“Look, a family full of midgets is not considered kids. That's a Gang!”
Keenen Ivory Wayans - Jack Spade

“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in
another city.”
George Burns

“I know all there is to know about screwing your way into a wealthy family and there's no way I'm gonna let you screw your way into mine.”

Will Patton - Lloyd Abbott

“Why papa? Why did you have to go and hurt my brother? Family is sacred papa. You know I'd never hurt you.”
Daniel Cerny - Eli Porter

“- Roman: How about the gourmet here, you know what he wanted? Hotdogs! You know what they make those things out of, Chet? You know? Lips and assholes!
- Chet: Hahaha I guess I'm old-fashioned I like assholes.
- Roman: Ha and I like lips! kisses Connie's lips If I could market lips like those I would make another million.”
Dan Aykroyd - Roman Craig
John Candy - Chet Ripley

“I'll tell you one thing: this home, with your family, is as a fine place to bring up a baby as an alligator farm!”

Lee Tracy - Space Hanlon

“- Dulcie Kawamura: You let him kiss you just like that? In a Chop Suey restaurant? Are you going to tell Mama?
- Lily Yuriko Kawamura: No. And neither are you.”
Akemi Nishino - Dulcie Kawamura
Tamlyn Tomita - Lily Yuriko Kawamura

“- Lucky Luciano: Hey, De Lucca, you're Sicilian, aren't you? How's your family?
- Maj. Joe De Lucca: They're all dead.”
Lee Montague - Lucky Luciano
John Cassavetes - Maj. Joe De Lucca

“Family reunions are about uniting the family, bringing together the young and old. Singing and dancing and thanking God, giving Him the glory. Thanking him for getting us over.”
Cicely Tyson - Myrtle

“They're great. I had no idea that families talked at dinner.”

Matthew Perry - Alex Whitman