Family quotes

“I'm just like any modern woman trying to have it all. Loving husband, a family. It's just, I wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade.”

Anjelica Huston - Morticia Addams

“- Will Stanton: I can't leave my family behind.
- Merriman Lyon: The only way to help your family is to fight the Dark. It's our only hope.”
Alexander Ludwig - Will Stanton
Ian McShane - Merriman Lyon

“- Robocop: Murphy had a wife and son. What happened to them?
- Officer Anne Lewis: Well, after the funeral... she moved away.
- Robocop: Where did they go?
- Officer Anne Lewis: She thought you were dead. She started over again.
- Robocop: I can feel them... but I can't remember them.”
Peter Weller - Robocop
Nancy Allen - Officer Anne Lewis

“I have an answer to your question, you're the best thing that's ever happened to me.”

The Rock - Joe Kingman

“- Brenda Meeks: You a dumbass.
- Shorty Meeks: Your Mother.
- Brenda Meeks: You my Brother, that makes her your Mother too, jackass!
- Shorty Meeks: Oh, well then your Father's stupid.
- Brenda Meeks: So? I don't know him.
- Shorty Meeks: Yeah, me either.”
Regina Hall - Brenda Meeks
Marlon Wayans - Shorty Meeks

“- Lydia Hillard: Why can't you and Mom just pretend to be happy?
- Daniel Hillard: We probably could.
- Lydia Hillard: And we'd still be a family.
- Daniel Hillard: Yeah we would be, but we'd be a pretend family, you know? It wouldn't be real.”
Lisa Jakub - Lydia Hillard
Robin Williams - Daniel Hillard

“I've never worried much about his family because I've always had a funny idea that I'm just as good as they are.”

Ginger Rogers - Kitty Foyle

“- Dalai Lama, 14 Years Old: Don't you have friends and family there?
- Heinrich Harrer: A few friends, no family. Keep the light steady, your Holiness.
- Dalai Lama, 14 Years Old: Why? Is everyone dead?
- Heinrich Harrer: Do you know there's another way a sentence can be constructed than a question? I was married but I'm divorced.”
Jamyang Jamtsho Wangchuk - Dalai Lama, 14 Years Old
Brad Pitt - Heinrich Harrer

“And so if you elect me governor, I promise to take care of California the same way I take care of my own family; with compassion, caring, kindness, and most of all, with an interest in everyone. My friends... California is my family!”
Ryan O'Neal - Bill Gluckman

“Lionel, despite being deprived of his father at an early age, was blessed with an abundance of motherlove.”

Stuart Devenie - Father McGruder

“Let me get it straight. Your father was king. You were his only son. Your father dies. You are of age. Your uncle becomes king.”

Gary Leonard Oldman - Rosencrantz

“A year later, the impossible finally happened. One of the Holt boys married one of the Abbott girls. We had two daughters. Named the youngest Helen, after my mom.”

Joaquin Phoenix - Doug Holt

“- Kermit the Frog: Another crisis solved.
- Robin the Frog: Yeah, there sure are a lot of us here.
- Kermit the Frog: Well, all families start to come together.
- Robin the Frog: We always get together at Christmas.
- Kermit the Frog: Yeah, life would just pass in a blur if it weren't for times like this.”
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog
Jerry Nelson - Robin the Frog

- Princess Jasmine: There's a party here in Agrabah, and I can't believe it's true. After all this waiting, here we are. We'll finally get to say "I do".
- Aladdin: I never ever had a real family.
- Princess Jasmine: I never ever had a real true friend.
- Aladdin, Princess Jasmine: Someone who could just understand me.

Linda Larkin - Princess Jasmine
Scott Weinger - Aladdin

“- Shrek: Now I need their blessing?
- Princess Fiona: If you want to be part of this family, yes.
- Shrek: Who said I want to be part of this family?
- Princess Fiona: You did? When you married me?”
Mike Myers - Shrek
Cameron Diaz - Princess Fiona

“- Booth: Tell me, where are my wife and daughter?
- Machete: With God.
- Booth: Well, I guess I won't be seeing them.”
Jeff Fahey - Booth
Danny Trejo - Machete

“- Dr. Ben Sobel: You said you were fighting. You were rebelling against his authority. There may have been some unresolved Oedipal conflict.
- Paul Vitti: English.
- Dr. Ben Sobel: Oedipus was a Greek king who killed his father and married his mother.
- Paul Vitti: Fuckin' Greeks.”
Billy Crystal - Dr. Ben Sobel
Robert De Niro - Paul Vitti

“These dogs are my family.”
Paul William Walker IV - Jerry Shepard

“- Arlene: Jon! My dear little brother, we missed you. So I just thought me and the boys would come up and stay for a while with you and your lovely family.
- Jerry: Let's cut the bullshit. We need a place to live, she ran out of alimony.
- Steve: And the asshole with the boat ran out on her.”

Christine Ebersole - Arlene Aldrich
Joseph Wayne Miller - Jerry
T.J. Parish - Steve

“- Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star.
- Lone Starr: What?
- Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
- Lone Starr: What's that make us?
- Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.”
Rick Moranis - Dark Helmet
Bill Pullman - Lone Starr

“- Secretary Cleary: Once Sack and Claire tie the knot, two of the great American families, the Clearys and the Lodges, will finally unite.
- John Beckwith: And then of course you can challenge the Klingons for interstellar domination.”
Christopher Walken - Secretary Cleary
Owen Wilson - John Beckwith

- Tyra Banks: You have no real family, you're on the wrong side of 40, you're childless and alone. Somebody close to you said: "one more flop, and it's over".
- Tugg Speedman - Hot LZ: [pause] Somebody said they were close to me?
Tyra Banks - Tyra Banks
Ben Stiller - Tugg Speedman - Hot LZ

“- Charlie: Rory, you know what it's like to have no dad.
- Rory Buck: Yeah, I do. It sucks! A snowdad is better than no dad.”
Joseph Cross - Charlie Frost
Taylor Handley - Rory Buck

“- Nana Oyl: Mr. Wimpy, my son Castor, Mr. Geezil, my husband Cole. We're all one big happy family here. Although, not really. I mean, um, well, Mr. Geezil and Mr. Wimpy are...
- Cole Oyl: Me, I'm family!
- Nana Oyl: Well, you're my husband!
- Cole Oyl: You owe me an apology.”
Roberta Maxwell - Nana Oyl
MacIntyre Dixon - Cole Oyl

“When people exist under one roof, a tiny society forms - the stuff of novellas: masters and servants, unconsciously dancing in lockstep. So that when things go wrong, problems converge.”
Aimee Garcia - Narrator