Family quotes

“- Doctor: Why are you crying, Mary?
- Mary Hobbes: I miss my family. How come they won't come visit, Doctor?”
Lonnie Farmer - Doctor
Jurian Hughes - Mary Hobbes

“- Elsie: So I was swimming along minding my own business when I saw this long neck on the beach.
- Littlefoot: That's my grandpa.
- Elsie: Is he now? So that's where you get your good looks!”
Christina Pickles - Elsie
Brandon La Croix - Littlefoot

“What are we doing to these kids? They've been running their whole lives like criminals, and they didn't do anything!”

Christine Lahti - Annie Pope

“Being happy ain't nothin' more than havin' something to look forward to.”
Robert Duvall - Earl Pilcher Jr.

“- Ben: What's wrong?
- Andie: It's just that when your mom hugged me today..she really hugged me.....for winning a game of Bullshit.”
Matthew McConaughey - Ben Barry
Kate Hudson - Andie Anderson

“Did you know it's estimated that by the year 2000, one out of every three people will be a member of my family?”
Hillary Wolf - Laura Chartoff

“Hi. This is me. Junior Healy. This is me and my dad, Ben Healy. He's the best, I love him and he loves me. This is my grandpa, Big Ben Healy. He's old, wrinkly and mean. Believe it or not, some people think I'm a devil. But I'm not. I'm an angel.”
Justin Chapman - Junior Healy

“- Jordan Belfort: People say shit... I mean like, you married your cousin or some stupid shit.
- Donnie Azoff: Yeah, my wife is my cousin or whatever, but it's not like what you think.
- Jordan Belfort: Is she like, a first cousin?
- Donnie Azoff: Her father is the brother of my mom.”
Leonardo DiCaprio - Jordan Belfort
Jonah Hill - Donnie Azoff

“- Beth: I'm not talking about doctors, I'm talking about you.
- Joseph: Have I ever put my work before you or the girls? Ok, sometimes. When I'm doing surgery on someone's spine to relieve them of a life of pain, I have put my work first! The girls always understood and they never complained.
- Beth: Were we living in the same house?”
Diane Keaton - Beth
Kevin Kline - Joseph

“- Cass Lake: I'm your sister. Lauren's our mother.
- Lauren Goodhue: I'm your mother's identical twin, born ten years apart but identical. I killed your mother. Penis envy. She was a hermaphrodite.
- Cass Lake: Mom was my mother and my father?
- Lauren Goodhue: Sean's adopted. I dated your real father but chose the life of a freedom fighter.”
Melinda McGraw - Cass Lake
Kelly LeBrock - Lauren Goodhue

“I always believed it was the things you don't choose that makes you who you are. Your city, your neighborhood, your family. People here take pride in these things, like it was something they'd accomplished.”
Casey Affleck - Patrick Kenzie

“- Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Sr.: Everybody in my family is a comedian.
- Mae Thompson: Everybody except you.”
Matt Frewer - Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Sr.
Kristine Sutherland - Mae Thompson

“- Dr. Emma Russell: What is your name?
- Simon Templar: I don't have a name.
- Dr. Emma Russell: Sad. Will you have a name when we get home?
- Simon Templar: I don't have a home.”
Elisabeth Shue - Dr. Emma Russell
Val Kilmer - Simon Templar

“Sam knew the trail ahead would be long, steep, and littered with horse manure, but he was ready now, 'cause somehow, someway, the waitress, the Indian, the cheerleader and the 15-year-old-father would survive. They were the modern American family.”
Bug Hall - Sam Callahan

“- Carolyn: Your costume is pretty.
- Buddy: It's not a costume. I'm an elf. Well, technically, I'm a human, but I was raised by elves.
- Carolyn: I'm a human... raised by humans.”
Lydia Lawson-Baird - Carolyn
Will Ferrell - Buddy

“- Chet: So I'm part Indian?
- Otis: By blood you are. But blood only means what you let it.”
Eddie Robinson - Chet
Ron Canada - Otis

“- Jack Jordan: It's my duty.
- Marianne Jordan: Your duty's to your family!
- Jack Jordan: My duty's to God.”

Benicio del Toro - Jack Jordan
Melissa Leo - Marianne Jordan

“Remember, I built this new Jacuzzi for my alien family, so please, no eating in the spa.”
Dave Goelz - Gonzo

“You know, moms and dads, they try real hard, but sometimes they mess things up. You know Daddy loves you, right?”
Nikolaj Coster-Waldau - Jeffrey Desange

“- Abdul Khan: I'm gettin' married.
- Mark: Who to?
- Abdul Khan: Dunno. My dad hasn't bothered introducing us yet.”
Raji James - Abdul Khan
Gary Lewis - Mark

“- Edward Cullen: I'm gonna take you to my place tomorrow.
- Bella Swan: Wait, like with your family?
- Edward Cullen: Yeah.
- Bella Swan: What if they don't like me?
- Edward Cullen: So you're worried, not because you'll be in a house full of vampires, but because you think they won't approve of you?”
Robert Pattinson - Edward Cullen
Kristen Stewart - Bella Swan

“I came back home to raise crops, and God willing, a family. If I can live in peace, I will.”
Mel Gibson - William Wallace

“- Henry Turner: I live here.
- Bradley, Physical Therapist: No, man this is a pit stop. I hear you got a beautiful place man and your family is gonna be there.
- Henry Turner: You're not gonna be there.
- Bradley, Physical Therapist: No, I gotta hang here.
- Henry Turner: I don't know them.”

Harrison Ford - Henry Turner
Bill Nunn - Bradley, Physical Therapist

“You should get married and raise large family. Once you have large family, all other troubles mean nothing.”

Sidney Toler - Charlie Chan

“Do you know what this family needs? A mute.”
Denis Colin Leary - Gus