Family quotes

“- Daphne Wilder: Well, who would you choose for my daughter?
- Johnny: Me.
- Daphne Wilder: What? No way! Oh, please. I am not setting my daughter up with an attractive, charming musician who will just break her heart.
- Johnny: Wow. I love being reduced to a cultural cliche.”
Diane Keaton - Daphne Wilder
Gabriel Macht - Johnny

“- Judge Cranfield: Mrs. Framm, as far as this court is concerned, the dog is property unless you have evidence...
- Jackie Framm: Your Honor. All these people here did not come here because of a piece of property, Your Honor. They came here because of Buddy. He's part of this town. And he's part of the team, and he's part of our family now, Your...” (continue)(continue reading)
Eric Christmas - Judge Cranfield
Wendy Makkena - Jackie Framm

“I truly don't know what's gonna happen when the lights go out, Carolyn, but I do know, once the dying starts, this little psycho fuck family of ours is gonna rip itself apart.”
Vin Diesel - Richard B. Riddick

“- Melissa: Remember, this is the occasion for Clair and her sister and her mom to bury the hatchet and rediscover each other.
- Dana: I'd like to bury the hatchet with my sister... right in her head.”
Michelle Trachtenberg - Melissa
Lacey Chabert - Dana

“All families are alike. They make you take baths, and sleep in a bed, and you have to eat everything in your bowl and when it rains, you have to come indoors!”

Scott Wolf - Scamp

“- Peg Boggs: My, those are your hands? Those are your hands! What happened to you? Where are your parents? Um... Your mother? Your father?
- Edward: He didn't wake up.
- Peg Boggs: Are you alone? Do you live up here all by yourself? What happened to your face? No, I won't hurt you. But at the very least, let me give you a good astringent. And...” (continue)(continue reading)
Dianne Wiest - Peg
Johnny Depp - Edward Scissorhands

“If you're not gonna be part of my family, you're not going to be part of anyone else's family.”
Marc Marut - Johnny McFarley

“Can't believe they're my blood. I.Q. of sloths and the manners of banshees. He's a mechanic, she's a homemaker. He knows as much about cars as a beauty queen, and she bakes cookies, taste like wing nuts. As for the tots, they're twits.”
Al Pacino - Lieutenant Colonel Frank Slade

“- Air Conditioner: We've been dumped! Abandoned!
- Blanky: But he loved us.
- The Radio: That's right.
- Air Conditioner: So what? He's a kid. He has a family. They move away, he moves away. It's a packaged deal.”
Phil Hartman - Air Conditioner
Timothy E. Day - Blanky
Jon Lovitz - Radio

“What were you trying to prove by going to war? Your place was here with your family. I loved you, but that wasn't enough, was it? You want to leave not because of the war, you want to leave me.”

Nicole Kidman - Grace Stewart

“You were born into a family. You do not join them like you do the Marines.”
Jason Bernard - Jerry

“You know what they say? Most murders are committed by someone you know. Family even.”
John Pankow - Arthur Kellogg

“Doesn't it strike you odd that none of our relatives are related to us?”

Liam Aiken - Klaus

“Can I call my folks and tell them I won't be coming home... ever?”
Dean Cameron - Francis 'Chainsaw' Gremp

“- Vada Sultenfuss: California. I'm going to Hollywood to live with the Brady Bunch.
- Thomas J. Sennet: I wanna live with them too.
- Vada Sultenfuss: No, you can't. They have enough kids. You'll have to live with the Partridge Family.
- Thomas J. Sennet: Really?!”
Anna Chlumsky - Vada Sultenfuss
Macaulay Culkin - Thomas J. Sennett

“You killed my mother! You killed my father, you killed my people! You took my father's sword.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Conan

“Our family's little now, and we don't have many toys... But if you want, you could be a part of it. You could be our baby, and we'd raise you to be good.”

Daveigh Chase - Lilo

“Remember, everything is different now. Now you have someone on the other side of the world who is family. You will always have a family.”

Bai Ling - Shen Yuelin

“- Sugar Kane Kowalczyk: I come from this musical family. My mother is a piano teacher and my father was a conductor.
- Joe: Where did he conduct?
- Sugar Kane Kowalczyk: On the Baltimore & Ohio.”
Marilyn Monroe - Sugar Kane Kowalczyk
Tony Curtis - Joe

“- Juba: Can they hear you?
- Maximus: Who?
- Juba: Your family. In the afterlife.
- Maximus: Oh yes.
- Juba: What do you say to them?
- Maximus: To my son, I tell him I will see him again soon. To keep his heels down while riding his horse. To my wife... that is not your business.”
Djimon Hounsou - Juba
Russell Crowe - Maximus

“- Princess Leia: You have a power I don't understand and could never have.
- Luke: You're wrong, Leia. You have that power too. In time you'll learn to use it as I have. The Force runs strong in my family. My father has it. I have it. And... my sister has it. Yes. It's you, Leia.
- Princess Leia: I know. Somehow, I've always known.”
Carrie Fisher - Princess Leia
Mark Hamill - Luke Skywalker

“- Verona: Hey Chelios! You know I've been thinkin' about doing in your mystery girl too! Yeah that's right! I know about her! And then...
- Chev Chelios: Yea, yeah, your gonna rape my grandmother, then your gonna do her in, blah, blah, fucking blah!”
Jose Pablo Cantillo - Verona
Jason Statham - Chev Chelios

“The Royal Family: Twenty three wives, forty two concubines, fifty eight offspring, and ten more on the way. Each one unique. Each one my hope for the future. I understand your surprise. Not as many as the Emperor of China, but he did not spend half of life in monastery. King making up for lost time.”

Chow Yun-Fat - King Mongkut

“- Leslie Zevo: You tried to kill us all...
- Lt. General Leland Zevo: Heh... c'mon, Leslie... can't you take a joke?
- Leslie Zevo: Oh yeah! I love jokes! I love all kinds of jokes. But you know what I don't like? I don't like people trying to kill me, hurting my family and my friends, and destroying the whole world as I know it. That just...” (continue)(continue reading)
Robin Williams - Leslie Zevo
Sir Michael Gambon - Lt. General Leland Zevo

“- Alex: Hey dad, there's a strange fella sittin' on the sofa munchy-wunching lomticks of toast.
- Dad: That's Joe. He lives here now. The lodger, that's what he is. He rents your room.”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)
Philip Stone - Dad