Family quotes

“- Crawl: Where are you from?
- Becca: South Dakota.
- Crawl: Fresh off the farm, oh my God, I can't believe it. Right across the hallway. Hallelujah. So you're inbred?
- Becca: What?
- Crawl: You know, where your mom's your dad, and your dad's your brother.”
Pauly Shore - Crawl
Carla Gugino - Rebecca Warner

“Mother. Father. Family.”
Sir Ian Holm - Capitaine Phillippe D'Arnot

“Honey, your Mama may not always be right, but Mama will always be Mama.”
Angie Dickinson - Wilma McClatchie

- 'People' Reporter: So, are you saying she was... promiscuous?
- Mrs. Fisher: "Promiscuous"? She was a teen-aged tramp; she couldn't get enough! She would do it anywhere, anytime, and with anyone! She got knocked up when she was sixteen.
- 'People' Reporter: Knocked up?
- Mrs. Fisher: Well, she couldn't take care of it! Had to give that cute... (continue)(continue reading)
Deborah Rush - People' Reporter
Sylvia Miles - Mrs. Fisher

“We'll be the ultimate family. A family of three joined together in one body. More human than I am alone.”

Jeff Goldblum - Seth Brundle

“I never said family don't break up. Don't you watch Oprah?”
Damon Wayans - Maj. Benson Payne

“- Lilo: We're a broken family, aren't we?
- Nani: No... Maybe, a little. Maybe a lot. I shouldn't have yelled at you.
- Lilo: We're sisters. It's our job.”
Daveigh Chase - Lilo
Tia Carrere - Nani

“Everyone in my family names their son Stanley, 'cause it's Yelnats backwards. It's this little tradition.”

Shia LaBeouf - Stanley

“Nice Greek girls who don't find a husband, work in the family restaurant. So here I am, day after day, year after year, thirty and way past my expiration date.”
Nia Vardalos - Toula Portokalos

“- Sam Callahan: I don't have a father.
- Maurey Pierce: Did he die?
- Sam Callahan: Lydia won't tell me anything about him. When she's drunk she claims virgin birth like Mary and Jesus.”
Bug Hall - Sam Callahan
Mischa Barton - Maurey Pierce

“- Kim: Jim, it's your house. They can't arrest you for setting off your own alarm. We'll just tell them we were breaking in.
- Jim: I'm not going back there. Okay?
- Kim: We have to go back.
- Jim: No, because my father will prosecute.
- Kim: His own son?
- Jim: Especially his own son. If Edward tells, I'll kill him.”
Winona Ryder - Kim
Anthony Michael Hall - Jim

“He will never be a cop - he hates cops. I love him and I... I thank God that I was just too busy pass on to him what my granddaddy passed on to my daddy and my daddy passed on to me - And I was raised up to be a gunfighter by a family of gunfighters.”
Kurt Russell - Eldon Perry

“Out of all the Korean liquor stores, why did my dad have to walk into that one?”
Maritza Murray - Keecia

“The most important thing in life, is family.”
Roberto Sosa - Daniel Sanchez

“- Elijah Hawkins: My niece tells me you're not half as slimy as I thought. That puts you somewhere between a lizard and a toad. Ha ha. Quite a step up, huh?
- Thomas Jefferson Johnson: Thank you very much. Forgive me for staring. I don't know how I missed the family resemblance. She's you in a skirt.”

Charles S. Dutton - Elijah Hawkins
Eddie Murphy - Thomas Jefferson Johnson

“- Guy: Sorry about your family.
- Vera: It's war.”

Dennis Quaid - Guy
Natasa Ninkovic - Vera

“They say talent skips a generation.”

Clifton Powell - Fred Smith

“- Fiona: Why does he run from me?
- Tadhg: Why do you chase him?
- Fiona: He's my little brother! He's lost out there!
- Tadhg: He's not lost... he's just with another branch of the family.”
Jeni Courtney - Fiona
John Carroll Lynch - Tadhg

“Every family has a kid who won't eat. My kid brother had not eaten voluntarily in over three years!”
Jean Shepherd - Ralphie as an Adult

“Oh, isn't there someone else you can annoy? Friends? Family? Poisonous reptiles?”

Ray Romano - Manny

“- Kenny: Teri, your mother worked hard to keep that house in the family! For you, and your family...
- Teri: Oh, fuck the family! I let the family into my house, and you know what happened? The family fucked my husband.”

Jeffrey D. Sams - Kenny
Vanessa Williams - Teri

“Nothing counts so much as blood. The rest are just strangers.”
Gene Hackman - Nicholas Earp

“So we dream on, inventing our lives; a little lost sister, a saintly mother, a hero father. But our dreams escape us however vividly we imagine them. There's only one thing you can do, keep passing the open windows.”
Rob Lowe - John

“When I was a kid, I used to wish for an ordinary family. Sometimes I still do. The only normal one is Noely, who has permanent brain damage from an illness when he was a baby. His body will grow up, but not his mind. He's the only one who doesn't drive me nuts.”
Jared Leto - Frankie Griffin

“- Saul: So, do you have any family?
- Lucy: My mom died when I was really little and a couple of years ago my dad got sick so we moved from Indiana so he could go to research hospital.
- Saul: Research. Another word for very expensive.
- Lucy: Yeah, I had to quit school and I started working for the CTA and about a year ago he decided he had had...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jack Warden - Saul
Sandra Bullock - Lucy