Family quotes

“- Max: Do you realize going off to college means no more well meaning, but totally smothering, overprotective, doting, a-hyuck-ing dads?
- P.J.: Yeah, well... yours, at least. My dad's been counting down the days until he can turn my room into a bowling alley.”
Jason Marsden - Max Goof
Rob Paulsen - P.J. Pete

“I'm not too strong anymore and I've just about run out of money. Pretty soon I won't be able to do much of anything for anyone. I had though maybe my family would care, but all they wanted to do was send me to a little furnished room where I could die in front of a TV set.”
Nick Nolte - Seymour Flint

“You touch my sister again, I'll kill you.”

Al Pacino - Michael Corleone

“- Anastasia: I remember now how much I loved them.
- Dowager Empress Marie: They would not want us to live in the past, not now that we have found each other.”

Meg Ryan - Anastasia
Dame Angela Lansbury - The Dowager Empress Marie

“- Ducky: Where are we going?
- Littlefoot: To the Great Valley. I'm not gonna stop until I find my grandparents.”
Judith Barsi - Ducky
Gabriel Damon - Littlefoot

“- Kyle-Lee: Is he your brother, Birdie?
- Birdie: He used to be.
- Kyle-Lee: What does that mean?
- Birdie: Just 'cause a motherfucker's born into your family don't mean you stay family, all right? That motherfucker ain't shit. He don't care about me, you, nothing. Okay? Understand?”
Duane Martin - Kyle Lee Watson
2Pac - Birdie

“My life was shaped because someone invented gunpowder, and that's what took me around the world. But the memory that I wanted, that was the family that I lost.”
Michael Douglas - Charles Remington

“That's Grossberger. The biggest mass murderer in the history of the southwest? My dear, he killed his entire family and all of his relatives in one weekend and then he killed some more people that reminded him of his family!”
Georg Stanford Brown - Rory Schultebrand

“- Porky Wallace: You're gonna have to forgive my temper, Meat. But I'm glad to see my son-in-law's a moxie guy, 'cause that's just what I want for my grandson.
- Meat Tuperello: What grandson?
- Porky Wallace: The one from you and Blossom, asshole. What do you think you're doing here?”
Chuck Mitchell - Porky Wallace
Tony Ganios - Meat Tuperello

“- Mr. Gray: Hey, Mark! Picture time! Come get immortalized, parents and brats.
- Racine Gibson: Greta! Photo opportunity, dear!
- Greta: Damn it, they caught me. I have to gnash my teeth for the paparazzi.”
Clarence Felder - Mr. Gray
Pat Sturges - Racine Gibson
Erika Anderson - Greta

“My family raised me and send me to school and feed me and all that other stuff my friends didn't do. Besides, who cares about my launch!”
Jake Gyllenhaal - Homer Hickam

“- Fiona: Please, have mercy...
- Debbie: Fuck mercy! You don't have any mercy. My mother never had it, my father didn't have it, and I don't have it. It's a family thing!”

Peg Shirley - Fiona Long
Rose McGowan - Debbie Strand

“- Aladar: He's my grandfather - couple of generations removed.
- Zini: Try a couple of species removed.”

D.B. Sweeney - Aladar
Max Casella - Zini

“- Stuart Little: So, what do I call you?
- Mrs. Little: Mom.
- Mr. Little: And Dad.
- Mrs. Little: We haven't told you the best news of all.
- Mr. Little: You have a brother, named George.
- Stuart Little: What do I call him?
- Mrs. Little: George.”
Michael J. Fox - Stuart Little
Geena Davis - Mrs. Little
Hugh Laurie - Mr. Little

“I made a discovery about you, while tracing some family trees for our new county history. I'm an antiquarian, you know. You, Durbeyfield, are directly descended from the knightly house of the d'Urbervilles. Did you really not know that?”
Tony Church - Parson Tringham

“- Gary Wallace: Where'd your parents go anyway?
- Wyatt Donnelly: Cincinnati. They're meeting the guy my sister wants to marry.
- Gary Wallace: Chloe? Who the hell would want to marry Chloe?
- Wyatt Donnelly: He's studying to be a vet.
[he grimaces slightly, wondering if that has anything to do with it]”
Anthony Michael Hall - Gary Wallace
Ilan Mitchell-Smith - Wyatt Donnelly

“The history of my family, like the history of civilization, is the history of war. The getting into it, and outta it, and over it... and Vietnam should have been no different. But it was. It's final battle was fought on an unrecognized front, far from the shellings and the napalm and the guns and the shooting... it was a battle my brother Jeremy...” (continue)(continue reading)
Kimberly Williams-Paisley - Karen Collier

“You always ignore me! Ever since I was 7-years-old for Halloween and I dressed up as a carrot and you two snuck off without me. I'm just as much a part of this family as either of you... and I wanna fight!”

Lisa Kudrow - Maddy Mozell

“I'm not my father, Diane, just like you're not your father. If we were our fathers, what we did last night would only be legal in Arkansas.”
Jay Mohr - Anthony 'Tony' Cortino

“- Grace Poole: Naturally, he was badly traumatized by the murders. But he bounced back pretty fast at that age.
- Joanne: Poor kid.
- Grace Poole: What Andy needs now is a normal family environment. A fresh start and a chance to forget the past. Since you two have been so good with so many children. We were hoping you might foster him until his...” (continue)(continue reading)
Grace Zabriskie - Grace Poole
Jenny Agutter - Joanne Simpson

“- Kevin McCallister: Everyone in this family hates me!
- Kate McCallister: Then you should ask Santa for the new family.
- Kevin McCallister: I don't want another family, I don't want any family. Familes suck!”
Macaulay Culkin - Kevin McCallister
Catherine O'Hara - Kate McCallister

“Has there ever been any insanity in your family?”

Charles Waldron - District Attorney

“- Kirsten's Mother: Your father's in the study.
- Kirsten: What? No. Grandfather's in the study. Dad is dead.
- Kirsten's Mother: Your grandfather is your grandfather and your father!”
Deanna Lund - Kirsten's Mother
Julie Austin - Kirsten

“Our friends at the Forest of Feelings have proven to everyone that there's always a way to show that you care. And so, the purpose of this festive occasion is to let all bear witness to the inaguration of our friends into the Care Bear Family!”
Billie Mae Richards - Tender Heart Bear

“- Pugsley Addams: Because we're Addams'.
- Gomez Addams: We're Addams'.”
Jimmy Workman - Pugsley Addams
Raul Julia - Gomez Addams