Family quotes

“- Jane Wine: What did you say your name was?
- Olaf: Olaf. I'm Swedish.
- Jane Wine: Oh, come on. Are you really Swedish?
- Olaf: No, not quite. My father's Finnish, and my mother's Russian.
- Jane Wine: I could tell...”

Charlene Tilton - Jane Wine
Bubba Smith - Olaf

“- Romy White: You have absolutely no proof that you're cuter.
- Michele Weinberger: Oh, proof. You want proof? Ok, fine. Who lost their virginity first?
- Romy White: Oh, big wow, with your cousin Barry. I wouldn't brag about it.”
Mira Sorvino - Romy White
Lisa Kudrow - Michele Weinberger

- Trucker: Sometimes I'm out here working the graveyard shift, and, I can't help thinking what might have been. If I had settled down early and had kids. Three boys, three girls. Ah, but then a little voice in my head says "are you kidding? They'd probably just treat you like a maid". You want some of this, Jan?
- Jan Brady: No thanks. You have... (continue)(continue reading)

Ann B. Davis - Trucker (Shultzy)
Jennifer Elise Cox - Jan Brady

“- Bill Gambini: You have to see the Gambinis in action. I mean, these people, they love to argue. I mean, they live to argue.
- Stan Rothenstein: My parents argue too, it doesn't make them good lawyers.
- Bill Gambini: Stan, I've seen your parents argue. Trust me, they're amateurs.”
Ralph Macchio - Bill Gambini

“- Dewey Wilson: They kill to protect family?
- Old Indian: In the end, it's all for the hunting ground.”
Albert Finney - Dewey Wilson
Dehl Berti - Old Indian

“Your Dad's kind of a sad guy, your brother's kinda missing that thing, that thing that having a mom gives you, it's a lonely house you got if you don't mind me saying.”
Natalie Portman - Marty

“Well, we are going to try to help you find a way to replace the drapes and the towels, but our confidence in you, Edward, is not going to be so easy to replace.”
Alan Arkin - Bill

“You don't know what love is like until you've fallen for your cousin.”
Ashby Semple - Natalie

“This is a free country, welcome to almost anyone. And I'm hoping someday maybe you will join me here. Of course I will continue to write to you every week. Yes, in America almost anything is possible. Goodbye for now my beloved family. I love you. Voyia.”

Robin Williams - Vladimir Ivanoff

“- Brad Jr.: Is this the gun you used to kill Tommy? Tommy's dead isn't he?
- Brad Sr.: Don't even talk about Tommy.
- Brad Jr.: Is this the gun you used to kill Terry?
- Brad Sr.: I didn't do nothing to Terry. Wait!
- Brad Jr.: Is this the gun you used on everyone? On me? Is this the family gun, dad?”
Sean Penn - Brad Jr.
Christopher Walken - Brad Sr.

“- Lewis: You should call home every once in a while. You know, when you don't need bail money?
- Fuller: Yeah, but how often is that?”
Paul William Walker IV - Lewis
Steve Zahn - Fuller

“Greetings, North, I am thy new father and this good woman who art my wife, is thy new mother. And these are thy new brothers who art named Ezikeo, and these are thy new brothers who art named Art.”
Alexander Godunov - Amish Dad

“- Max: It was all going to be so perfect, Lucy. Just like one big, happy family. Your boys... and my boys.
- Edgar Frog: Great! The Bloodsucking Brady Bunch!”
Edward Herrmann - Max
Corey Feldman - Edgar Frog

“- Alison Kantrowitz: You love the blouseman more than all of us?
- Pearl Kantrowitz: No. Sometimes it's easier to be different with a different person.”

Anna Paquin - Alison Kantrowitz
Diane Lane - Pearl Kantrowitz

“- Kovu: Let's get outta here. We'll run away together! And start a pride... all our own.
- Kiara: Kovu... we have to go back.
- Kovu: You're kidding. But we're finally together!
- Kiara: Our place is with our pride. If we run away, they'll be divided forever.”
Jason Marsden - Kovu
Neve Campbell - Kiara

“- Luther Whitney: You're the only family I have.
- Kate Whitney: Luther, you don't have me.”
Clint Eastwood - Luther Whitney
Laura Linney - Kate Whitney

“They asked you what you stand for. You tell them you stand for blowing up families. For orphan sons. Your father really killed himself, you son of a bitch? Or is that just where you got your start?”

Jeff Bridges - Michael Faraday

“- Y B'ham: Boy have no family. All killed.
- Capt. T.C. Doyle: You mean in the war?
- Y B'ham: No, hit by falling star... Yes, in war.”

James Hong - Y B'ham
Ray Liotta - Capt. T.C. Doyle

- Don Corrado Prizzi: Charley, you swore an oath of blood, my blood and yours, that you would always put the family before anything else in your life. We are calling on you to keep that sacred oath.
- Charley Partanna: Irene is my family. She's my wife.
- Angelo "Pop" Partanna: Charley, she is a woman you have known only for a few weeks. She is... (continue)(continue reading)
William Hickey - Don Corrado Prizzi
Jack Nicholson - Charley Partanna
John Randolph - Angelo "Pop" Partanna

“- Axel: You got a fifty dollar bill?
- Jon Flint: I got a wife and three kids. I haven't seen a fifty in twelve years.”
Eddie Murphy - Det. Axel Foley
Héctor Elizondo - Jon Flint

“- Joanne: If I just met you on the street... if you gave me your phone number... I'd throw it away.
- Claudia: Well, we don't have to like each other, Jo. We're family.”
Cynthia Stevenson - Joanne
Holly Hunter - Claudia

“Your family is the void you emerge from, and the place you return to when you die. And that's the paradox: the closer you're drawn back in, the deeper into the void you go.”
Tobey Maguire - Paul Hood

“- Princess Katey: What's to become of our family?
- Princess Sarah: I know not, but I will always look after thee.”
Paloma Baeza - Princess Katey
Kate Winslet - Princess Sarah

“- Leo Biederman: I talked to Civil defense. They said if you and I got married we'd be family, and I could get you in.
- Sarah Hotchner: What about my parents? They're not your family. I don't want to go without my parents.
- Leo Biederman: I'm the famous Leo Beiderman, and I haven't used my fame for anything, but I got them to let your family...” (continue)(continue reading)
Elijah Wood - Leo Biederman
Leelee Sobieski - Sarah Hotchner

“In the Firpo family, the man with half a brain is king.”
Nicolas Cage - Bill Firpo