Family quotes

“My father used to say that not playing to win is like sleeping with your sister. Sure she's a great piece of tail, with a blouse full of goodies, but... it's just illegal. Then you get into that whole inbred thing. Kids with no teeth who do nothing but play the banjo... eat apple sauce through a straw... pork farm animals.”
Charlie Sheen - Lt. Topper Harley

“- Jake Malloy: I don't get it. Why do you put yourself through this?
- McKenzie: You got family, Malloy?
- Jake Malloy: No, I don't.
- McKenzie: Neither do I, anymore. The job is all I've got.”
Sylvester Stallone - Jake Malloy
Robert Prosky - McKenzie

“Two households, different as dried plums and pears in fair Manhattan, where we lay our scene.”
Lemmy - The Narrator

“- Charlie: So, Whitey, what happened to your family?
- Whitey: I killed them. I hacked them up with a hammer while they were asleep. Ma, Pa, Bro, Sis. She was awake, my sis. I was just released from prison on my 21st birthday. I wasn't ready to leave but they said I had to. Fucked up law, huh?”

Jim Carrey - Charlie
Michael Bowman - Whitey

“- Vanessa: I just wanna know where I belong.
- Mona Hibbard: You belong in the family box.”
Hallie Kate Eisenberg - Vanessa

“I don't have anybody anymore, my brother and sister got canned and they left town, and then my parents went and died on me.”
David Strathairn - Russell Terziak

My girls, sir, they didn't care for the Overlook at first. One of them actually stole a pack of matches, and tried to burn it down. But I "corrected" them sir. And when my wife tried to prevent me from doing my duty, I "corrected" her.

Philip Stone - Grady

“Am I my brother's keeper? Yes I am.”
Wesley Snipes - Nino Brown

“- Frank Cross: I get it. You're taking me back in time to show me my mother and father, and I'm supposed to get all goosey and blubbery. Well, forget it, pal, you got the wrong guy!
- Ghost of Christmas Past: That's exactly what Attila the Hun said. But when he saw his mother... Niagara Falls!”
Bill Murray - Frank Cross
David Johansen - Ghost of Christmas Past

“- Harold 'Happy' Loman: I'm gettin' married, Mom. I wanted to tell you.
- Linda Loman: Go to sleep, dear.
- Harold 'Happy' Loman: I just wanted to tell you.
- William 'Willy' Loman: Keep up the good work.”
Stephen Lang - Harold 'Happy' Loman
Kate Reid - Linda Loman
Dustin Hoffman - William 'Willy' Loman

“There are many different kinds of bravery. There's the bravery of thinking of others before one's self. Now, your father has never brandished a sword nor fired a pistol, thank heavens. But he has made many sacrifices for his family, and put away many dreams.”
Olivia Williams - Mrs. Darling

“- Snow White: Why, you're not the seven dwarfs!
- Sunburn: I should say not!
- Snow White: But the seven dwarfs live in that cottage!
- Muddy: Not anymore! They moved into a new mine way over the next kingdom!
- Snow White: Well, then, who are you?
- Muddy: We're their cousins, the seven dwarfelles! They gave us their cottage!”
Irene Cara - Snow White
Jonathan Harris - Sunburn
Carol Elaine Channing - Muddy

“If you just raise your family right, if I just live righteously, I'll be all right. Yo, my whole life is dedicated to change.”
Nas - Sincere

“Mom was always crying because he was her son. But he was my brother too. I cried too, when no one was looking. I talked to him every night until I realized I was talking to myself.”

Sarah Bolger - Christy

“What a gas! Chet's gonna shit a solid gold brick when he sees us, what a great surprise!”

Dan Aykroyd - Roman Craig

“There was no gladness when I was born. My twin brother died, and took our mother with him.”
Keisha Castle-Hughes - Paikea

“- George Khan: You bring shame on the family!
- Ella Khan: No, you should be ashamed, George. Because you're not interested in these kids being happy. You just want to prove to everybody what a great man you are. Because you're ashamed of me, George, and you're ashamed of our kids. And you won't even admit it.”

Om Puri - George Khan
Linda Bassett - Ella Khan

“You are here because the outside world rejects you. This is your family. I am your father. I want you all to become full members of the Foot.”

James Saito - The Shredder

“- Chickie Devlin: We're gonna find it, and when we do...
- Hal Devlin: That's enough, son. I do the threatening in this family.”
David French - Chickie Devlin
David Rasche - Hal Devlin

Confucius say: "No man is poor who have worthy son".
Warner Oland - Charlie Chan

“- Mary: Think soothing thoughts...rabid bats, black death, mummy's scorpion pie.
- Sanderson sisters: Mother.”
Kathy Najimy - Mary
Bette Midler - Winifred
Sarah Jessica Parker - Sarah

“- Catherine Wyler: I want you.
- Jake Wyler: Catherine that's disgusting! You're my sister.
- Catherine Wyler: Only by blood.
- Jake Wyler: [shoving her off] What's wrong with this family?”
Mia Kirshner - Catherine Wyler
Chris Evans - Jake Wyler

“Both my wife and daughter think I'm this gigantic loser and they're right, I have lost something. I'm not exactly sure what it is but I know I didn't always feel this... sedated. But you know what? It's never too late to get it back.”
Kevin Spacey - Lester Burnham

“My brother ain't no drunk. He's my blood.”
Timothy Hutton - Jimmy Lynch

“- Nancy Drew: Ted, why did you have to have a sister?
- Ted Nickerson: Ask Ma!”
Bonita Granville - Nancy Drew
Frankie Thomas - Ted Nickerson