Family quotes

“- Tina: We're all famous - just like the Jackson family!
- Jimmy: Don't say that, Tina.”
Martha Plimpton - Tina
Mark Joy - Jimmy

“- Rusty: Holy crap, Wayne Newton's hittin' on mom!
- Clark Griswold: It's all part of the act, Russ.”
Ethan Embry - Rusty Griswold
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“- Babe Magrath: She told me how embarrassing it was for her all those years ago. You know, when mama...
- Meg Magrath: Yeah, down in the cellar.
- Babe Magrath: She said our mama had shamed the entire family and that we were known notoriously all through Hazelhurst. Then she went on to say how I would now be getting just as much bad publicity...” (continue)(continue reading)

Sissy Spacek - Babe Magrath
Jessica Lange - Meg Magrath

“- Nancy Jason: David, you've gotta get out of this business. You have a wife and a daughter who love you. I love you. What more do you want?
- David Jason: I want my cake and eat it too. I want my cake and eat it too.”
Yvette Heyden - Nancy
Jeff Goldblum - David Jason

“I've had speechwriters write for me all of my career and advisors telling me what positions to take. I can't even remember why I wanted to get into politics to begin with. I think it's because my mom wanted me to, to show my dad any idiot could do it.”
Dennis Quaid - President Staton

“Don't run. Lets fight it together. We can help each other, I know we can. I guess that only works for real families.”

Rachael Leigh Cook - Tifa Lockhart

“If anything happens to me or my family, an accident, an accusation, anything, then first your son will disappear, his body will never be found. Then your wife. Her body will never be found either. This is guaranteed. Then, whatever is the most dangerous thing you do in your life, it might be flying in a small plane, it might be walking to the...” (continue)(continue reading)
George Clooney - Bob Barnes

“- Alex Whitman: There was nothing I could do the deal starts July 1st.
- Isabel Fuentes: Tell them to wait.
- Alex Whitman: I can't do that.
- Isabel Fuentes: Can't or won't?
- Alex Whitman: I've worked to long, too hard...
- Isabel Fuentes: To what? To share your life with someone who loves you? Who cares for you? Alex you have to be there...” (continue)(continue reading)
Matthew Perry - Alex Whitman
Salma Hayek - Isabel Fuentes Whitman

“- Alonzo: I've got five. All boys. You ever need a son, you let me know. I'll hook your old lady up. I can't miss.
- Jake: Can we not talk about my family?
- Alonzo: That's cool, I respect that. I remember what it was to have a pretty young bride. You probably still fuck her face to face, don't you?”
Denzel Washington - Alonzo
Ethan Hawke - Jake

“- Harold 'Happy' Loman: My brother is - I think he pulled off a big deal today. I think we're going into business together.
- Stanley: Great! That's the best. Because a family business, you know what I mean?-that's the best.
- Harold 'Happy' Loman: That's what I think.
- Stanley: 'Cause what's the difference? Somebody steals? It's in the family....” (continue)(continue reading)
Stephen Lang - Harold 'Happy' Loman
Tom Signorelli - Stanley

“Do you wanna fight? Is that what you want? Come on. Come on, you son of a bitch. I'll hit you so hard, I'll kill your whole family.”
Tim Daly - William 'Billy' Howard

“This isn't your home. It was our parents home! But I don't see you making any contributions. You've got no wife, no kids. You insult the only family you have. You keep this up and you'll die alone, like a dog, like a bum, like Van Gogh.”

Joan Cusack - Gail Dwyer

“That is the altar where they worship food!”

Bruce Willis - RJ

“Every family got someone whose got a screw loose.”
Charles S. Dutton - Willis Richland

“If you escape, action: l lose my job; reaction: l have a family that l will not be able to provide for! Now, knowing this information, can you tell me why you would possibly want to escape and jeopardize my family?”

Gary Leonard Oldman - Milton Glenn

“- Willy Wonka: You can't run a chocolate factory with a family hanging over you like an old, dead goose. No offense.
- Grandpa George: None taken. Jerk.”
Johnny Depp - Willy Wonka
David Kelly - Grandpa Joe

“- Tatiana Rusesabagina: Victor was a good neighbor.
- Paul Rusesabagina: He is not family. Family is all that matters.”
Sophie Okonedo - Tatiana Rusesabagina
Don Cheadle - Paul Rusesabagina

“Never send an adult to do a kid's job.”
Alexa PenaVega - Carmen Cortez

“- Darwin Mayflower: We've got you clothes, a great hotel and a 250,000 lira per diem.
- Minerva Mayflower: That's 200 dollars a day. So he can get a hooker and some tequila? Veto, Darwin!
- Hudson Hawk: I guess we see who wears the penis in this family.”
Richard R. Grant - Darwin Mayflower
Sandra Bernhard - Minerva Mayflower
Bruce Willis - Hudson Hawk

“- Neil Bookman: Why won't you let me live in this house and be a part of this family?
- Dr. Finch: Because I am the patriarch! And when the patriarch says jump, you jump, goddamnit! You don't co-operate, Neil, and for that, you're punished!”
Joseph Fiennes - Neil Bookman
Brian Cox - Dr. Finch

“- Juni Cortez: Eew, gross!
- Carmen Cortez: What do you see?
- Juni Cortez: You.”
Daryl Sabara - Juni Cortez
Alexa PenaVega - Carmen Cortez

“Will Riker, you have been my trusted right arm for fifteen years. You have kept my course true and steady. Deanna Troi, you've been my guide... and my conscience. You have helped me recognize the better parts of myself. You are my family. And in best maritime tradition, I wish you both clear horizons. My good friends, make it so.”

Sir Patrick Stewart - Jean-Luc Picard

“- Nora Baker: Oh honey, they're just welcoming you into the family.
- Hank: They set me on fire.
- Nora Baker: Just your pants.”
Piper Perabo - Nora Baker
Ashton Kutcher - Hank

“You call this a happy family? Why do we have to have all these kids?”
James Stewart - George Bailey

“- Mr. Grover: If you're a detective, I'm a monkey's uncle.
- Wolf J. Flywheel: Keep your family out of this!”
Douglass Dumbrille - Mr. Grover
Groucho Marx - Wolf J. Flywheel