Family quotes

“Maybe that's all family really is. A group of people that miss the same imaginary place.”

Zach Braff - Andrew Largeman

“- Claire: Honey, we're a family.
- Thom: That's right - just a bigger one.
- David: Dad? Mom? Speaking of bigger families, do you think we have room for a pet or two?”

Annette Helde - Claire
Bobby Di Cicco - Thom
Adam Wylie - David

“I ain't much about no prayin', now. I ain't never had no family, and... killed off my mama. Well, I just... y'all's the onliest family I got. I love the 54th. Ain't even much a matter what happens tomorrow, 'cause we men, ain't we?”

Denzel Washington - Pvt. Trip

“- Frank Castle: It's been five months since my family was killed. I don't see one man in jail.
- Police Chief Morris: Obviously you're upset...
- Frank Castle: Upset? Is that the word? I used to get upset. When I got a flat tire, when a plane was delayed. I used to get upset when the Yankees won the series. So if that's what upset means, what am...” (continue)(continue reading)
Thomas Jane - Frank Castle
Marco St. John - Police Chief Morris

“I'm the head of noblest branch of the family and I got my pride to lean on.”
John Collin - John Durbeyfield

“We weren't a family. We were a corporation. With a kid.”
Richard Tiffany Gere - Vincent Eastman

“I'm glad he took our presents. You can't hurt Christmas, Mr. Mayor, beacuse it isn't about the... the gifts or the contest or the fancy lights. That's what Cindy's been trying to tell everyone... and me. I don't need anything more for Christmas than this right here: my family.”

Taylor Momsen - Cindy Lou Who

“- Lauren Hannon: Go on, run home to daddy!
- Heather Fitzgerald: At least my family wants me home.”
Crystal Lowe - Lauren Hannon
Mary Elizabeth Winstead - Heather Fitzgerald

“- Jean-Luc Picard: To absent friends... To family.
- William Riker: First time I saw Data, he was leaning against a tree in the holodeck, trying to whistle. Funniest thing I ever saw. No matter what he did, he couldn't get the tune right. What was that song? I can't remember the song...”

Sir Patrick Stewart - Jean-Luc Picard
Jonathan Frakes - William Riker

“When I was a kid I had all these crazy ideas: I wanted to show the world the beauty of our culture, I wanted to give them a hero, a Chinese hero. But I want something else now, I want to stop breaking my wife's heart, I want to play with my children without having to look at the clock; they're American, I need to go back to America or I'll lose...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jason Scott Lee - Bruce Lee

“- Reuben Feffer: You don't know what it was like for me growing up. I had a mother who made me afraid of everything!
- Polly Prince: Well, big deal, Reuben, my dad had a whole second family!
- Reuben Feffer: What?
- Polly Prince: Yeah, on Long Island. He had a wife, and kids, and a golden retriever!”
Ben Stiller - Reuben Feffer
Jennifer Aniston - Polly Prince

“- Monty: Snow, what are you doin'? Come on, he's just a mouse!
- Snowbelll: He's not just a mouse. He's... He's family.”

Steve Zahn - Monty
Nathan Lane - Snowbell

“- Mitch Weaver: Hey, hey! Hey, you remember in 5th grade when I was under the monkey bars and I sneaked a peek at your sister's underwear? Remember that? Hey, no no! I was sneaking a peek at my own sister's underwear!
- Sam McKenna: That's right! Yeah, and then remember in the 12th grade, you had sex with her?
- Mitch Weaver: Okay, enough...” (continue)(continue reading)

Norm MacDonald - Mitch Weaver
Artie Lange - Sam McKenna

“- Alicia: Hey Kathy. Have you been over to Brad's?
- Kathy: Yeah, it's nice.
- Alicia: Weird huh? His family seems so normal. You'd never guess they belonged to one of those doomsday cults.”
Susan May Pratt - Alicia
Jacque Gray - Kathy

“- Harriet Miller: How are we supposed to know what's going on?
- Rodney Miller: It's all Greek to me.”
Fiona Reid - Harriet Miller
Bruce Gray - Rodney Miller

“- Miss Finch: You know, Big, you shouldn't be living here all alone.
- Big Bird: Well, I'm not all alone. Why, there's Gordon and Susan and...
- Miss Finch: But they're not birds like we are.
- Big Bird: I know, but they're nice people.
- Miss Finch: But you should have a home and a family.
- Big Bird: Well, I am home. I like it here on Sesame...” (continue)(continue reading)
Sally Kellerman - Miss Finch
Caroll Spinney - Big Bird

“When Michael Myers was six years old, he stabbed hs sister to death. He was locked up for years in Smith's Grove Sanitarium, but he escaped. Soon after, Halloween became another word for mayhem! One by one, he killed his entire family, until his nine-year-old niece, Jamie Lloyd, was the only one left alive. Six years ago, Halloween night, ...” (continue)(continue reading)
Paul Rudd - Tommy Doyle

“- Steve Clark: Tell me, Shannon, do you get yelled at when you talk about your dead grandfather?
- Nathan Clark: Steve...
- Steve Clark: 'Cause around here, people go crazy if you talk about a dead brother.”
James Marsden - Steve Clark
Terry David Mulligan - Nathan Clark

“- Meredith: What am I supposed to do for three days, sit home and knit? [Elizabeth exits the house carrying a backpack]
- Meredith: Excuse me, what is she doing here?
- Nick: That was the deal - the four of us go together.”

Elaine Hendrix - Meredith Blake
Dennis Quaid - Nick Parker

“I haven't payed enough attention to my family. Bad things happen when you do that.”
Bruce Willis - Dr. Malcolm Crowe

“All I want now is a little grand-child. A little Porky. Someone I can put on my knee, teach them to go fishing, gamble, break heads, kick ass. Someone I can be proud of. Carry on the family name.”
Chuck Mitchell - Porky Wallace

“- Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld: Has your father ever killed anyone?
- Rusty Griswold: Just a dog. Oh and my Aunt Edna.
- Clark Griswold: Hey you can't prove that Russ.”
John Candy - Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld
Anthony Michael Hall - Rusty Griswold
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“Dobby is used to death threats. He gets them five times a day at home.”
Toby Jones - Dobby

“You're not ashamed of me. You're really ashamed of yourself. Tell Lulu, easy on the chronic.”
Jodi Long - Korean Mother

“- Stuart Little: Can I scratch your ears? I could rub your tummy.
- Snowbell: How'd you like to rub it from the inside, mouse-boy?
- Stuart Little: I'm a little confused. I thought that's what you did with a pet.
- Snowbell: A Pet? I am not your pet! I'm a cat, you're a mouse. You should be livin' in a hole. This is my family.
- Stuart Little:...” (continue)(continue reading)
Michael J. Fox - Stuart Little
Nathan Lane - Snowbell