Food quotes

“The s'more. The most offensive assault on the human palate ever contrived.”
Ralph Fiennes - Chef Slowik

“Cynthia Sullivan-Hi, Jake, look how big you're getting.
Jake Harper-It's called puberty.
Charlie Harper-It's called donuts.
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Christina Moore - Cynthia Sullivan
Charlie Sheen - Charlie Harper
Angus T. Jones - Jake Harper

One day, I'm gonna open a restaurant, and everything on the menu is gonna be special. So, when somebody comes in and says "Hey, Kelso, what's special on the menu?", I can say "Everything."
Ashton Kutcher - Michael Kelso

“Frank-I did not lose a leg in Vietnam so I could serve hotdogs to teenagers.
Michael Kelso-You got both your legs, Frank.
Frank-Like I said, I did not lose a leg in Vietnam!”
Mitch Hedberg - Frank
Ashton Kutcher - Michael Kelso

“When you start eating for somebody else so that they can grow and be healthy, your relationship to food changes. I realized that if I’m still willing to eat right to take care of this baby, why am I not willing to do it for myself?”
Dianna Agron - Quinn Fabray

“Murray-Dennis!
Dracula-Dennisavich.
Mavis-He's not in his room.
Wayne-He's not by the pool.
Frankenstein-He's not in this pot of soup.”

Keegan-Michael Key - Murray
Adam Sandler - Dracula
Selena Gomez - Mavis
Steve Buscemi - Wayne
Kevin James - Frankenstein

“Maria Schisa-Nennè, you didn't even try the bell peppers.
Nenella-Of course not. I'm doing Witch Watch.
Franco-What's that?
Austera-She means Weight Watchers.”
Teresa Saponangelo - Maria Schisa
Mimma Lovoi - Nenella
Massimiliano Gallo - Franco
Antonella Morea - Austera

“Nathan Scott-So you couldn't have ordered a lobster?
Haley James Scott-Dude, macaroni and cheese is food of the Gods.
Nathan Scott-Yeah if the Gods are five-year-olds.”
Bethany Joy Lenz - Haley James Scott
James Lafferty - Nathan Scott

“Way to a man's heart is through his stomach. That shit true as gold. You put some love in your food and folk can taste it.”
Nelsan Ellis - Lafayette Reynolds

“You can’t watch Willy Wonka without massive amounts of junk food.”
Lauren Graham - Lorelai Gilmore

“She's so fat, she goes campin', the bears have to hide their food.”
Tony Sirico - Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri

“Food and sex. Those are my two passions.”
Jason Alexander - George Costanza

“Hunger will make people do amazing things. I mean, the proof of that is cannibalism.”
Jerry Seinfeld - Jerry Seinfeld

“You dipped the chip. You took a bite. And you dipped again. That’s like putting your whole mouth right in the dip! From now on, when you take a chip — just take one dip and end it.”
Kieran Mulroney - Timmy

“So what’s the deal with brunch? I mean that if it’s a combination of breakfast and lunch, how comes there’s no ‘lupper’ or no ‘linner’?”
Janeane Garofalo - Jeannie Steinman

“Everyone’s staring at us. I haven’t been judged by this many people since I forgot my canvas bags at Whole Foods.”
Jesse Tyler Ferguson - Mitchell Pritchett

“Do you know what I dream about when I dream about Thanksgiving, which is a lot? I dream that I eat so much deliciousness that all the blood rushes to my stomach and I pass out right at the table. ”
Adam Brody - Seth Cohen

“Nothing beats the taste sensation when maple syrup collides with ham.”
Kyle MacLachlan - Special Agent Dale Cooper

“Food is interesting. For instance, why do we need to eat? Why are we never satisfied with just the right amount of food to maintain good health and proper energy? We always seem to want more and more. When eating too much, the proper balance is disturbed and ill health follows. Of course, eating too little food throws the balance off in the...” (continue)(continue reading)
Catherine E. Coulson - Log Lady

“Sam Wilson-You're a lot heavier than you look.
Steve Rogers-I had a big breakfast.”
Anthony Mackie - Sam Wilson
Chris Evans - Steve Rogers

“Valka-I'm, uh... a little out of practice.
Stoick the Vast-Well, you know - I didn't marry you for your cooking.
Gobber-I hope not. Her meatballs could kill more beasts than a battle ax.”

Cate Blanchett - Valka
Gerard Butler - Stoick
Craig Ferguson - Gobber

“Yeah, I ate them all in one sitting because I have no self-control and I hate myself.”
Will Arnett - BoJack Horseman

“Clyde-She’s probably hanging out with strippers, sipping smooth champagne, eating nachos filled with goose meat or something like that.
Lydia Berman-Clyde, you have a really weird vision of how rich people live.

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Brendan Jennings - Clyde
Melissa McCarthy - Lydia Berman

“I really only have enough supplies down here to last me 10 years, 11 if I'm willing to store and drink my own sweat, which I am. You all said I was crazy, huh? Well, who's crazy now? Me, crazy prepared!”
Justin Timberlake - Branch

“You know, another layer of icing on a shit cake doesn’t make it taste good.”
Natasha Lyonne - Nicky Nichols