Food quotes

“- Fred Ritter: You like McNuggets?
- Ben Jahveri: Who is he?
- Fred Ritter: Trust me.”
Michael McKean - Fred Ritter
Fisher Stevens - Ben Jahveri

“I've got to stop eating that Cuban food! It's ripping up my insides.”
David Rasche - Mike Parnell

- Michaelangelo: Ah, ninja pizza!
- Donatello: "Ninja pizza"?
- Michaelangelo: Pizza that vanish quickly without trace!
Michelan Sisti - Michaelangelo
Leif Tilden - Donatello

“We're cooking here. This is a stew, a gumbo, a jambalaya, if you will. We're just jamming.”
George Wendt - Film Producer

“Anything I eat's gotta be absolutely dead. That is why I can never eat an oyster. I read somewhere that they put that lemon juice on them just to stun them. What's the difference?”
John Malkovich - Al Rockoff

- Vincent Vega: You know what they call a... a... a "Quarter Pounder with Cheese" in Paris?
- Jules Winnfield: They don't call it a "Quarter Pounder with cheese"?
- Vincent Vega: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.
- Jules Winnfield: Then what do they call it?
- Vincent Vega: They call it a ... (continue)(continue reading)
John Travolta - Vincent Vega
Samuel L. Jackson - Jules Winnfield

“It's not our battle to fight, Johnson. We have enough trouble getting soy sauce into these tiny packets!”
Arthur Eng - Chinese Waiter #2

“- Mollie: So you're the one who was kicking me.
- Voice of Mikey: Well, you're the one who ate all that spicy food.”

Kirstie Alley - Mollie
Bruce Willis - Voice of Mikey

“- Joe Brofmowski: Mom, I don't like eggs.
- Tutti: If you don't eat them now, they'll be waiting here for you at dinner.”
Sylvester Stallone - Joe Bomowski
Estelle Getty - Tutti

“- Jojo: You know what I wonder?
- Daisy: What?
- Jojo: What the hell do you think Leona really puts in that pizza?”
Lili Taylor - Jojo
Julia Roberts - Daisy

“This is grain, which any fool can eat, but for which the Lord intended a more divine means of consumption. Let us give praise to our maker and glory to his bounty by learning about... beer.”
Michael McShane - Friar Tuck

“- Vada Sultenfuss: Dad, I don't want to upset you, but my left breast is developing at a significantly faster rate than my right. It can only mean one thing: cancer. I'm dying.
- Harry Sultenfuss: [making a sandwich] Okay, sweetie, hand me the mayonnaise out of the fridge.”
Anna Chlumsky - Vada Sultenfuss
Dan Aykroyd - Harry Sultenfuss

“- Pa Tex: Remember before when I told you that everything I own is the biggest and the best? Well you're already the best. Now there's nothing left but to make you the biggest.
- Ma Tex: And don't fret about not being able to clean up your plate. Why soon your stomach will stretch and stretch and your capacity for food will grow and grow.
-...” (continue)(continue reading)
Dan Aykroyd - Pa Tex
Reba McEntire - Ma Tex
Elijah Wood - North

“- Fletcher Munson: Imminent sustenance.
- Mrs. Munson: Overly dramatic statement regarding upcoming meal.
- Fletcher Munson: Oooh! False reaction indicating hunger and excitement!”
Steven Soderbergh - Fletcher Munson
Betsy Brantley - Mrs. Munson

“- Geezil: What is that glop you're eating?
- Wimpy: It's a soup burger. These are difficult times. Burgers can't be choosers.”
Richard Libertini - Geezil
Paul Dooley - Wimpy