Food quotes

“You look like a vampire. Eat your hamburger. All that health food stuff will kill you.”
John Turturro - Joel Millner

“Ralphie, you're lucky it didn't cut your eye! Those icicles have been known to kill people.”
Melinda Dillon - Mother Parker

“This is all you can eat...we only need one plate.”

Randy Quaid - Cousin Eddie

Dear Grandma... someone once said, "War is hell". They've never been to fat camp. I knew the food would be bad...

Aaron Schwartz - Gerald 'Gerry' Garner

“- Roland Tembo: Rex just fed, so he won't be hunting for a while.
- Ian Malcolm: Just fed? I assume you're talking about Eddie? You might show a little more respect, the man saved our lives by giving his.
- Roland Tembo: Then his troubles are over.”
Pete Postlethwaite - Roland Tembo
Jeff Goldblum - Ian Malcolm

“We got all the basic food groups. We got beer, chips, dip, and beer.”
David Bowe - Sloppy Joe

“- Annie: I'll cook you some pasta, like the old days.
- Hannah: Living in the pasta.”
Lynda Steadman - Annie
Katrin Cartlidge - Hannah

“- Chris Shiherlis: Charlene's gonna leave me.
- Neil McCauley: Why?
- Chris Shiherlis: Not enough steaks in the freezer.”
Val Kilmer - Chris Shiherlis
Robert De Niro - Neil McCauley

“I'm gonna let you guys do what you guys gotta do. Don't worry about me, I'm just gonna go home, make a little macaroni and cheese, seal the windows, and turn on the gas.”
Jim Belushi - Bernie

“- Dist. Atty. Ira J. Parks: We're going to have a serious conversation tonight.
- Glenda Gardenia Parks: I'm looking forward to it.
- Nick Gardenia: Anything special you'd like for dinner?”
Charles Grodin - Ira Parks
Goldie Hawn - Glenda Parks
Chevy Chase - Nicholas Gardenia

“- Long Duk Dong: Very clever dinner. Appetizing food fit neatly into interesting round pie.
- Mike Baker: It's a quiche.
- Long Duk Dong: How do you spell?
- Fred: Well you don't spell it, son, you eat it.”
Gedde Watanabe - Long Duk Dong
Justin Henry - Mike Baker
Max Showalter - Fred

“- Rose: How's the pizza world?
- Gary: It's round, Rose!”
Kimmy Robertson - Rose
Lawrence Monoson - Gary

“- Billy Hayes: How do you like it? Istanbul?
- Mr. Hayes: An interesting place. I tell you the truth I think the food is lousy. The crap they sell in these little restaurants. I had to run to the toilet. You should've seen the toilet. Anyway, I'm not taking any more chances. I'm going to eat at the Hilton, every night, with steak and French...” (continue)(continue reading)
Brad Davis - Billy Hayes
Mike Kellin - Mr. Hayes

“We will stick out like a carrot in an omelet.”
Gorden Kaye - René Artois

“I don't want to butt into your business, but this psychiatrist, the guy you're going to, I think he's in worse shape than you are.”

Nick Nolte - Hoover

“- Police Officer at Gluttony crime scene: I didn't touch anything... but he's had his face in a plate of spaghetti for about forty five minutes now.
- Mills: Wait a minute, no one bothers with vital signs?
- Police Officer at Gluttony crime scene: Did I stutter? This guy ain't breathing unless he's breathing spaghetti sauce.”

Brad Pitt - Mills

“- Nina Ivanovna Yakushova aka Ninotchka: Raw beets and carrots.
- Pere Mathieu - Cafe Owner: Madame, this is a restaurant, not a meadow.”
Greta Garbo - Nina Ivanovna Yakushova aka Ninotchka
Charles Judels - Pere Mathieu - Cafe Owner

“- Loretta Lynn: This food's cold.
- Doolittle Lynn: That's because it froze on the way over here from the damn restaurant. You want a hot breakfast, you got to come with me.”
Sissy Spacek - Loretta Lynn
Tommy Lee Jones - Doolittle Lynn

“- Jojo: You know what I wonder?
- Daisy: What?
- Jojo: What the hell do you think Leona really puts in that pizza?”
Lili Taylor - Jojo
Julia Roberts - Daisy

“- Ulee Jackson: The Chinese don't have anything like our Tupelo.
- Chance Barrow: Ulee, most folks don't seem to care any more. The cheap honey floods the market.
- Ulee Jackson: The bees and I have an understanding. I take care of them, and they take care of me. We both just have to work a little harder, that's all.”

Peter Fonda - Ulee Jackson
Traber Burns - Chance Barrow

“I don't care if the turkey said the dog was a turkey! The dog is not the turkey! The turkey's the turkey, you turkey!”
Gerard Parkes - Doc

“- Stewardess: Pardon me. Would you like chicken Kiev, Chateaubriand or veal cutlet Florentine for lunch?
- Renfield: Everything you mentioned is dead. Don't you have anything that's alive and kicking?”
Judy Penrod - Stewardess
Arte Johnson - Renfield

“- Martin: The Leader wants them living. Some of them will be made into troops for battles with his enemy.
- Mike Donovan: And the others?
- Martin: In addition to the water... there is another basic shortage on our planet.
- Mike Donovan: Food!”
Frank Ashmore - Martin
Marc Singer - Mike Donovan

“- Captain Knewt: Sergeant, I hope you like vodka.
- Radar Analyst Kirkland: Yes, sir. I just hope they don't make me eat none of them damn fish eggs.”

Jason Bernard - Captain Knewt
Billy Ray Sharkey - Radar Analyst

“- Teela: What a barbaric world...
- Duncan: Never think while you are hungry.”

Chelsea Field - Teela
Jon Cypher - Duncan (Man-at-Arms)