Food quotes

- Boris Pochenko: I don't know where anything is in this kitchen.
- Joy Miller: Oh come on, "I can find food in Ghandi's house", are you kidding me?
Timothy Dalton - Boris Pochenko
Fran Drescher - Joy Miller

- Lunch Lady: Have some more "Sloppy Joes". I made 'em extra sloppy for yous. I know how yous kids like 'em sloppy.
- Billy Madison: Lady, you're scaring us.
Joyce Gordon - Lunch Lady
Adam Sandler - Billy Madison

“- Laurel Weaver: You don't want to eat me. I'm a very important person on my planet. Like a queen, a goddess even. There are those who worship me. I'm not saying this to impress you, I'm just warning you it could start a war.
- Edgar: War? Good. That means more food for my family. All 78 million of them. That's a lot of mouths to feed, Highness.”

Linda Fiorentino - Laurel Weaver
Vincent D'Onofrio - Edgar

“- Binx: What's this?
- Putter: I think it's chicken.
- Binx: It doesn't taste like chicken.
- Ophelia: When you rich, food ain't supposed to taste like what it really is.”
Christian Slater - Binx
Yeardley Smith - Putter
Martha Gehman - Ophelia

“- Oscar Novak: What's good?
- Diner Waiter: Tuna melt.
- Oscar Novak: Ohhh... what else?
- Diner Waiter: Tuna melt.
- Amy: What do you think?
- Oscar Novak: Yeah, two tuna melts.”
Matthew Perry - Oscar Novak
Michael Proudfoot - Diner Waiter
Neve Campbell - Amy Post

“I mean, food's cool and all. It tastes good and you need it to live, but the mere act of eating involves thoughts of digestion, flatulation, defecation, even, shall we say, complexion defection.”
Rose McGowan - Courtney

“- Terence Mann: I want them to stop looking to me for answers, begging me to speak again, write again, be a leader. I want them to start thinking for themselves. I want my privacy.
- Ray Kinsella: No, I mean, what do you want?
- Terence Mann: Oh. Dog and a beer.”
James Earl Jones - Terence Mann
Kevin Costner - Ray Kinsella

“- Sarah: No onions though, okay?
- Albrecht: No onions?
- Sarah: They make you fart, big time.”

Rochelle Davis - Sarah
Ernie Hudson - Albrecht

“- Jim Hawkins: Here you go, your bread and water for the day.
- Mad Monty: But I ordered shrimp scampi!
- Long John Silver: It's more than y'deserve y'villainous dolts!”
Kevin Bishop - Jim Hawkins
Jerry Nelson - Mad Monty
Tim Curry - Long John Silver

“- Timmy: If I win this game...
- Bobby: We gotta take you to Paris tonight?
- Timmy: You don't have to take me to Paris, just Baskin Robbins.”
Macaulay Culkin - Timmy
Saul Rubinek - Bobby

“What are you gonna try next? Cheese?”

Carl Weathers - Dillon

“Last time I had a hot meal was 5 days ago. Since then my entire platoon has been wiped out. That's why you're here. Just a bunch of guys in line to get shot so they can bring in a bunch of other guys. See how that works? Now once you get that through your fucking head, maybe you'll realize how important a hot meal could be.”
Ron Eldard - Manning

“- Dr. Niko Tatopoulus: What's with the chewing gum?
- Philippe Roaché: It makes us look more American.”
Matthew Broderick - Dr. Niko Tatopoulos
Jean Reno - Philippe Roaché

- Momma: Owen! Food!
- Owen: In a minute, momma.
- Momma: Don't you "in a minute, momma" me! Get off your fat little ass or I'll break it for you! I want two soft-boiled eggs, white toast, and some of that grape jelly goddammit! And don't burn the toast!
- Owen: Kill her, Larry.
Anne Ramsey - Momma
Danny DeVito - Owen

“- Henry Lloyd Moon: Well! Anybody hungry?
- Big Abe, Moon's Old Gang: Hungry! Shit, I could eat a frozen dog.
- Henry Lloyd Moon: Well, we'll go on out to the kitchen and see if we got one already froze.”
Jack Nicholson - Henry Lloyd Moon
Jeff Morris - Big Abe, Moon's Old Gang

“- Fozzie Bear: Hey, Kermit, I'm getting hungry.
- The Great Gonzo: Call room service.
- Kermit the Frog: There's no phone.
- Rizzo the Rat: That's ok, there's no food, either.”
Frank Oz - Fozzie Bear
Dave Goelz - The Great Gonzo
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog
Steve Whitmire - Rizzo the Rat

“- Bob Morton: How does he eat?
- Roosevelt: His digestive system is extremely simple. This processor dispenses a rudimentary paste that sustains his organic systems.”

Miguel Ferrer - Bob Morton
Stephen Berrier - Roosevelt

“Butter! Oh isn't butter divinity? Oh god thank you for this breakfast.”
Kirsten Dunst - Younger Amy March

I tried eating vegetarian. I felt like a wimp going into a restaurant. When they ask me what I want, I say: "What do you think I want? This is America. I want a bowl of raw red meat right now".
Denis Colin Leary - Himself

“Poultry is just another way of saying chicken.”
Jack Nicholson - Henry Lloyd Moon

“Look... me and the McDonald's people got this little misunderstanding. See, they're McDonald's... I'm McDowell's. They got the Golden Arches, mine is the Golden Arcs. They got the Big Mac, I got the Big Mick. We both got two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions, but their buns have sesame seeds. My buns have no...” (continue)(continue reading)

John Amos - Cleo McDowell

“God damn it, I should kill you! This is so fucking good I should kill you!”

Sir Ian Holm - Pascal

“Food fight!”
John Belushi - John Blutarsky

“- Oscar: Whatcha got for pie today, Stella?
- Stella: I got cherry, cherry and cherry.
- Oscar: Well, what do you recommend?
- Stella: I like the cherry.
- Oscar: Bring it on.”
J.A. Preston - Oscar Grace
Jane Hallaren - Stella

“- Harry Callahan: You know what does bother me?
- Burly Detective: What?
- Harry Callahan: You know what makes me really sick to my stomach?
- Burly Detective: What?
- Harry Callahan: Is watching you stuff your face with those hot dogs. Nobody, I mean nobody puts ketchup on a hot dog.”
Clint Eastwood - Harry Callahan
Joe Bellan - Burly Detective