Food quotes

“- Reuben Goetz: Nico! Uh, W-we got prawn tempura, seaweed salad... you want to join us?
- Nicoletti: You kiss your mother after you eat that stuff?
- Reuben Goetz: No. I can kiss you if you like.
- Nicoletti: Go fuck yourself, Reuben.”
Dermot Mulroney - Reuben Goetz
Will Patton - Nicoletti

“I am eating this very good meats and vegetables in a very fine sauce... I will shit easy tomorrow.”

Christian Clavier - Andre

“- Waiter: All right Guv'nor, you ready to order?
- Charlie Brown: Can you help us with the menu?
- Waiter: For the gentlemen, I recommend the beef & kidney pie. The shepherds pie's rather nice for the ladies. A cheddar & pickle sandwich is rather toppo. What'll be your pleasure, mate?”

Scott Beach - Waiter
Arrin Skelley - Charlie Brown

“Cookies need love like everything does.”
Hugo Weaving - Agent Smith

“- Ben Healy: Junior, you remember Ms. Klaukinski.
- Junior Healy: How could I forget? Her pie gave us the runs.”
John Ritter - Ben Healy
Michael Oliver - Junior Healy

“If you're so depressed, how come you're eating pizza?”

Corey Haim - Lucas

“Are you crazy? You don't feed a baby chili!”

Valri Bromfield - Doris

“I'll have three burgers, three French fries and three cherry pies. What do you guys want?”
Drew Barrymore - Dylan Sanders

- Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Like warm apple pie.
- Jim Levenstein: Yeah?
- Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Yeah.
- Jim Levenstein: Apple pie, huh?
- Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Uh huh.
- Jim Levenstein: McDonald's or homemade?

Chris Klein - Chris 'Oz' Ostreicher
Jason Biggs - Jim Levenstein

“- Father Ritley: Body of Christ.
- Evian: Are these non-fat?”

Mark McKinney - Father Ritley
Elaine Hendrix - Evian

“- Larry: It must be something they put in the food.
- Eric: No, man, it's what they don't put in it, protein. That, and all that chanting and jumping and spacing out. After awhile, your wiring blows. Women stop getting their periods. Guys get cheeks as smooth as the inside of Sarah Elizabeth Murphy's left thigh.”

Saul Rubinek - Larry
Guy Boyd - Eric

“We're gonna be french fries! Human french fries!”
Suze Lanier-Bramlett - Brenda Carter

“- Abigail Patterson: What's this about a pizza?
- Danny Pope: Well, you ordered one.
- Abigail Patterson: I didn't. Well, will you have to pay for it?
- Danny Pope: Oh no... I'll have to eat it.”
Augusta Dabney - Abigail Patterson
River Phoenix - Danny Pope

“- Laurie: If this thing is actually killing people, then why is the mayor trying to keep it quiet?
- Mortimer Lutz: Potatoes.
- Laurie: Potatoes?
- Mortimer Lutz: Around here that means big money.”
Marianne Gordon - Laurie
Bill Osco - Mortimer Lutz

“- Yancy: Do you like brownies?
- Peter: Are you kidding? Brownies are a very important food group.”
Kallie Flynn Childress - Yancy
Ryan Slattery - Peter

“- Pvt. 'Snowball' Brown: Sir, Private Brown, sir!
- Gny. Sgt. Hartman: Bullshit! From now on you're Private Snowball. Do you like that name?
- Pvt. 'Snowball' Brown: Sir, yes, sir!
- Gny. Sgt. Hartman: Well there's one thing that you won't like, Private Snowball: they don't serve fried chicken and watermelon on a daily basis in my mess hall.”

Peter Edmund - Pvt. 'Snowball' Brown
R. Lee Ermey - Gny. Sgt. Hartman

“- Abbey: Outside the United States they don't have marshmallows.
- Jackie: Then it's like the only really American food. Wow!”
Nancy Hendrickson - Abbey
Deborah Luce - Jackie

“- Hudson Hawk: Fettucini con fungi porcinni. Prego. And bring me a bottle of ketchup, will ya?
- Anna Baragli: You heard him.
- Waiter: Ketchup! Ketchup! Stupid Americanos, always ketchup...”

Bruce Willis - Hudson Hawk
Andie MacDowell - Anna Baragli
Giangiacomo Colli - Waiter

“- Sandy Bates: What is this? The-the traditional brownies with hash? Is this what you're giving me?
- Shelley: No, no. Look, here's the hash on the side because I didn't know how much you took.
- Sandy Bates: How much I took? What is it, hollandaise sauce? What do you mean, how much I took?”
Woody Allen - Sandy Bates

“- Randy: Where do you work?
- Julie Richman: At my parents' store.
- Randy: What do they sell?
- Julie Richman: Health foods.
- Randy: That's cool.
- Julie Richman: Like, it's not cool at all! Like, it's all this stuff that tastes like nothing and it's supposed to be so good for you. Why couldn't they, like, open a Pizza Hut or something?”
Nicolas Cage - Randy
Deborah Foreman - Julie Richman

“- Dexter Jones: Mr. Einstein! I'm feeling strange. Someone's putting some shit on my mind.
- Albert Einstein: Sounds like too many chili dogs, Dex. Have to learn to relax!”
Scatman Crothers - Dexter Jones
Jan Leighton - Albert Einstein

“For dinner on my birthday, shall I tell you what I chose?
Hot noodles made from poodles on a slice of garden hose
And a rather smelly jelly made from armadillo's toes
The jelly is delicious, but you have to hold your nose!”
Simon Callow - Grasshopper

“- Mary Fiore: What are you doing?
- Steve Edison: I only eat the brown ones.
- Mary Fiore: Because?
- Steve Edison: Well, because I figure they have less artificial coloring because chocolate is already brown.
- Mary Fiore: That's very scientific of you Dr. Steve.”

Jennifer Lopez - Mary Fiore
Matthew McConaughey - Steve Edison

“- Christina: Oh, Ice Cream!
- Peter: I had them remove all the calories for you.
- Christina: Oh, you're good!”

Cameron Diaz - Christina Walters
Thomas Jane - Peter Donahue

“- Miles Logan: Put your hands on the Oodles of Noodles.
- Tulley: Chicken or beef?
- Miles Logan: Chicken. Cool. Cool is good.
- Tulley: Miles?
- Miles Logan: Tulley? What are you doing?
- Tulley: I'm freaking working over here.”
Martin Lawrence - Miles Logan
Dave Chappelle - Tulley