Food quotes

“- Julie Mott: I don't eat flesh.
- Marcus Burnett: Say what?
- Julie Mott: That's flesh that you're shoveling into your mouth. You know, that was, like, a living, breathing creature. You know, it probably had a name.”
Téa Leoni - Julie Mott
Martin Lawrence - Marcus Burnett

“- Billy Kramer: We need cereal.
- Ted Kramer: Okay, what color?”
Justin Henry - Billy Kramer
Dustin Hoffman - Ted Kramer

“- Lucy: When can we have rice pudding again?
- Julia: As soon as the check comes from your father.
- Bea: Sure, father Christmas!”
Carrie Mullan - Lucy
Kate Winslet - Julia
Bella Riza - Bea

“You know why the French hate us so much? Thay gave us the croissant. And you know what we did with it? We turned it into our croissandwich, thank you very much.”
Denis Colin Leary - Himself

“- Amy: Are you okay?
- Oscar Novak: Mouth... watering.
- Amy: God, I knew that Tuna Melt tasted funny. I'm lucky, I can eat just about anything. Know why? Cause my mother was a horrible cook. She used to make this thing that smelled like a wet dog and old tennis shoes and... Oh, sorry.”

Neve Campbell - Amy Post
Matthew Perry - Oscar Novak

“I crave the tasty tentacles of octopi for tea
I like hot dogs, but I love hot frogs, and surely you'll agree
A plate of soil with engine oil is a super recipe.
I hardy need to mention that it's practically free!”
Jane Leeves - Ladybug

“- Mia Toretto: Tuna on white. No crust, right?
- Brian O'Conner: I don't know. How is it?
- Mia Toretto: Every day for the last three weeks you've been coming in here and you've been asking me how the tuna is. Now, it was crappy yesterday, it was crappy the day before and guess what? It hasn't changed.”
Jordana Brewster - Mia Toretto
Paul William Walker IV - Brian O'Conner

“- Betty: You sure you don't want a salad?
- Wesley: You sure you want a tip when I'm done?”

Renee Zellweger - Betty Sizemore
Chris Rock - Wesley

“When the family needs meat, the hunter dips his arrow in a brew that acts as a tranquillizer. When he shoots a buck, it feels a sting and the arrow drops out. The buck runs away, but soon it gets drowsy and it stops running. After a while, it goes to sleep. The hunter apologizes to his prey. He explains that his family needs the meat.”
Paddy O'Byrne - Narrator

“If you win this mail-in contest, you can choose between 90,000 dollars, or 90,000 donuts. What would you do with 90,000 donuts?”

Kathleen Quinlan - Amy Taylor

“Sometimes the spaghetti likes to be alone.”
Stanley Tucci - Secondo

“If the food don't kill ya, the service will.”
Robert Englund - Freddy Krueger

“- Pa Tex: Well I reckon we'll wake up early and eat, then we'll dig for oil and eat, then we'll rope some doggies, bust a few broncs and maybe get a bite to eat. You like Tex Mex?
- North: Sure, I'm a big fan of any food that straddles two borders.
- Pa Tex: That's my boy.”
Dan Aykroyd - Pa Tex
Elijah Wood - North

“I hope he likes spaghetti, they serve it four times a day in the Italian prisons!”
Noel Pierce Coward - Mr. Bridger

“To be normal, to drink Coca-Cola and eat Kentucky Fried Chicken is to be in a conspiracy against yourself.”
Mel Gibson - Jerry Fletcher

“Restaurant security. Just a minor utensil violation. Go ahead, enjoy your dinner.”
Michael Keaton - Billy Caufield

“- Kevin Franklin: That looks good. Can I try some?
- Gary Young: Sure. Go ahead.
[Kevin tries the dip and reacts in disgust]
- Kevin Franklin: Oh! What is that?
- Rosie the Caterer: Puree of parsnip and crook-neck squash.
- Kevin Franklin: I thought it was nacho cheese.”
Sinbad - Kevin Franklin
Phil Hartman - Gary Young
Jody Savin - Rosie the Caterer

“Do little girls like caviar?”
Martin Hayter Short - Ned Perry

“I take pleasure in the details. You know... a Quarter-Pounder with cheese, those are good, the sky about ten minutes before it starts to rain, the moment where your laughter become a cackle... and I, I sit back and I smoke my Camel Straights and I ride my own melt.”
Ethan Hawke - Troy Dyer

“Why is there always someone who brings eggs and tomatoes to a speech?”

Danny DeVito - Penguin

“- Ben: I want icing, Momma.
- Annabelle 'Annie' Wilson: You've had icing enough to put you in a coma.”
David Brannen - Ben Wilson
Cate Blanchett - Annabelle 'Annie' Wilson

“- Security Guard: I finally caught your ass.
- Hank: We're just hungry, partner. Give us a break, will ya?
- Jack Mason: Yo man, we don't want no trouble, we'll give it back!
- Security Guard: To hell with giving it back! It's already been contaminated with your filth! Somebody's going to pay!”
Bob Minor - Security Guard
Jeff Corey - Hank
Ice-T - Jack Mason

“- George: Come to our house, we'll barbecue.
- Brie: Barbecue? Okay, let's live dangerously.
- George: Our food may not be great but it's not dangerous.”
Charles Grodin - George Newton
Patricia Heaton - Brie

“- Jim: Would you like a Hershey bar?
- Nina: Oh yes, please.
- Jim: So would I kid, have you got one?”
Christian Bale - Jim
Nina Armstrong - Nina

“- Dexter Reed: Do not tell anyone the recipe to your sauce.
- Ed: Well, first you start off with a little lemon juice and some ketchup...
- Dexter Reed: Stop it! Stop talking. Never tell anyone the ingredients of your sauce!”
Kenan Thompson - Dexter Reed
Kel Mitchell - Ed